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Enough Goldencat, this rap has gone unresolved long enough. It must be countered by a worth opponent, not any of this other riffraff on the BBS who know nothing about rhyming!

I got more rhymes than you can comtemplate
I'm freshly squeezed, not made from concentrate
My rhymes are a heavy screw, yours are a staple
Your rhymes are a bonsai, mine are an old growth maple
I'm the numba one gangsta and I can't be beat
So get down on yo knees and suck on my meat
My rappin' is an ogre, yours is a fairy
Cuz' I got more rhymes than a rhyming dictionary
My Civic's got 40-inch rims and three spoilers
When I heat my bagels, I put them in broilers
You may be black and have a 20-inch dick
But I write better rhymes when I bust out my Bic
You might try to get more ladies than me, but you can't
Because I keep lurin' them in with my axe deodorant
My rhymes are NG's greatest, Stamper's notwithstanding
Your frontin' be more of a hoax than the moon landing
You probably can't even rhyme words such as "orange"
Because you can't come up with mad matches like "door hinge"
Your rhymes are just helium, mine are argon
You can't beat me, because I know the gangster jargon
Even comparing aliases, yours doesn't hold a candle
Bitch, you betta get yourself a proper handle
My rappin' has more powers than Avogadro's number
When you try to please the crowd, you put them into slumber
I'm running out of time, so to make my conclusion
I'm the best BBS rapper, just trying to dispel the illusion

YEAH WHAT.

that wasnt that good but im glad you tried to put him in his place.

At 4/14/05 08:57 PM, Osamarama wrote: It comes to no surprise, Golden's at it again.
Pretendin' like hes a gangsta fresh outta da pen.
Nothin better to do then rap all night and day,
Think'n people actually like what you have to say.
Grow up Goldencat, you'z 13 and you're white.
Now shut da fuck up, and get out of mah sight.
You ain't from da ghetto, you ain't from da curbz,
You's just a wigga straight out of da suburbz.
You've poked da tiger once again, you pathetic piece of shit,
I should ban you once again for being such a twit.

The only place your raps are known is in the Camel Jacker Daily times.
I fucked your mother and her vagina is still tighter than your rhymes.
You whiney little arab, sounds like you need a tampon.
After I'm done tearing you up, you won't have a leg to stand on.
Osamarama you couldn't beat me if you had superpowers.
I'm owning you like a gay gym teacher in the locker room showers.
I'm going beserk, you're just a pharmisutical jerk.
But for an arab like you it's still "over the counter work." * 7/11
Whenever I rap, you pitch a fit, bitch and fuss.
I wish you'd just go ahead and blow yourself up on the bus.

At 4/14/05 09:08 PM, Elfer wrote: My Civic's got 40-inch rims and three spoilers
When I heat my bagels, I put them in broilers

Best rhyme ever.

GoldenCat you have the rapping talent of a yak, a dead yak

I can't help but laugh

At 4/14/05 09:17 PM, PelvicThrusters wrote: GoldenCat you have the rapping talent of a yak, a dead yak

haha PWND!

At 4/14/05 09:12 PM, Goldencat wrote: generic rap worse than my last attempt

I wish you would just shut up already.
let's put it this way, you can't think up anything original because you're too busy thinking "hey maybe if i try to pwn this n00b mod osamarama with racial slurs and saying i did his mom, everyone on ng will love me!" when really nobody could care at all about you dude. Besides the fact that you have a name that sounds like something straight out of thundercats, you can't even spell correctly, and i wish you lived around by me so i could snap on you. Because for many, if they snap, YOU will be the first to go. So please, just stop, you're only embarrasing yourself more and making yourself look even more foolish. and regarding your rhymes,

I've got a rap, ready:

Dear Goldencat,
Rap about me, already, you fucking jizzball.

Wurd.

doesnt everyone feel sad for goldencat. i mean i feel sad that he doesnt have any rapping talent. and hes a racist. a wierd combination.

O -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sAMAAAAAAA
Loves to eat c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cORN FLAKES!!!!!!
s-s-s-s-s-suck it dry, bitch!
getting down with the hommies G BOMB!
Eating pork cause im not from ISLAM!?! (lol)
everyone hates your mom!
o-s-s-s-s-s-sAAMMMM

yo my name is yanni
i fuck yo momma with my salami
stick that shit in her ass
fuck her so hard she gets gas
pass that fucking weed..
in pwning goldencat, i succeed.

beotch.

rap is so fucking retarded :(

I can rap too...

PENIS.
That's right I said PENIS
And if you disagree I'll slap yo' ass up to venus
VAGINA
Yeah I said it in the presence of a minor
And I got more hoes than a phone book in china
Silly bitches
Cuz yall all silly bitches.
I pimps this flow just to accumulate verbal riches.
PIMP
Cuz that's what I be
An ya got's ta roll clean if ya wanna ride with me.
PWNED
Is what is written on your forehead
Cuz if you think that you can outflow me then you is braindead
PEACE

*bum che ,bum bum bum che,bum che ,bum bum bum che*

omg you really suck dude lol

At 4/14/05 09:35 PM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: *bum che ,bum bum bum che,bum che ,bum bum bum che*

omg you really suck dude lol

Don't question the skillz, biatch. I'll record a fresh track and roast yo' ass.

The United Nations has just declared this thread a war crime

My first rap :)

Yo:

Dancin' Tomato is here to bust a rhyme
Thank God that he has finally arrived
I hate the kid who goes by Goldencat
Fuckin' light his ass up wit' my fuckin' golden gat

Everyone on Newgrounds knows he is a fuckin' whore
He once one 5 dollas for fucking a wild boar
As we all know, this mutha fucka's white
He was of course, the waste of his parent's night

Nobody like him, but he used to be chill
He likes to fuck men at a local steel mill
This kid is racist, ignorant and retarded
If he's in a gang-war, he'll surely get bombarded

Now of course he claims he's gotta 20 inch dick
But ya know he doesnt 'cause he's got a little stick
GC was funny, about 9 months ago
Now its gettin old, that white kid has no fro

Now please Goldencat, get away from NG
You 13 little bitch, you annoy me lke a flea
So please leave us the fuck alone
Go find a bulky black man for you to bone

GC got splatted like a bug.
Osamarama gets a hug,
for one more week the n00b is gone,
NG is safe for everyone.

At 4/14/05 08:25 PM, Goldencat wrote: The original rap that some playa' hata' deleted.

Oh god you're still here?! Goddamnit!

At 4/14/05 09:42 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote: GC got splatted like a bug.
Osamarama gets a hug,
for one more week the n00b is gone,
NG is safe for everyone.

Fo' Rizzle.

Goldencat is our mastar!

At 4/14/05 08:43 PM, Goldencat wrote: So watz yall waitin' on.

Vote, on my two rapz didn't I beat Osamarama. And no dickriding and hate votes.

none of that makes any sort of sense at all. you're a complete dumbass noob homo....and a fucking wigger.

Too bad, Osamarama was right you are a wigger and you just proved it :D

At 4/14/05 09:52 PM, -Silver- wrote:

At 4/14/05 09:42 PM, Evil-Geisha-Woman wrote: GC got splatted like a bug.
Osamarama gets a hug,
for one more week the n00b is gone,
NG is safe for everyone.

Fo' Rizzle.

Dizzle ma' Nizzle...uugh...

Fuck you G-cat
your ryhmes are shat
i hate spamming S.O.Bs
so stop your hating please
Your rap stinks like toe cheese
Theres areason Osamas a mod
he doesnt make crappy topics todd
that your name you so called god
why do compete idiots imbrace you
So would you Please STFU
my rhymes make you take a Poo
in your fucking pants
and time to end your rants
so stop making me freestyle on your ass
your ryhmes are like uncut grass
I wont do another freestyle
its just retarded huh lyle
is that your loser ass name
the mods are not to blame
your rhymes are lame
time to end this rap
before i turn into crap

At 4/14/05 08:31 PM, PelvicThrusters wrote: As God Once Said;

SHUT THE FUCK UP GOLDENCAT NO ONE LIKES YOU

Damn, just look at him, poor kid.
BTW, Osamarama's rap is better and your "I'll blow you up along with the whole Mexican nation" is shit.
Viva Mexico Cabron, latino power.

<goldencat>hay mabe if i like... L!OL! i think ummm lol if i rap her ppl will lik me n stuff so ummm.. loL!! it hink... k</goldencat>

At 4/14/05 09:26 PM, CornFlakesPwn wrote: O -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sAMAAAAAAA
Loves to eat c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cORN FLAKES!!!!!!
s-s-s-s-s-suck it dry, bitch!
getting down with the hommies G BOMB!
Eating pork cause im not from ISLAM!?! (lol)
everyone hates your mom!
o-s-s-s-s-s-sAAMMMM

Wow what a shitty ass Shit flakes bitch
NOw STFU you idiot You Pendejo

i love you Goldencat

somebody has taken gay to a whole new level

i hope u get kidnapped and dropped off in a bad area of the bronx

i say we force him to sign organ donor papers and then cut them out while he is still alive

not only will he be saving more important lives, he will be punished for acting black >:) when hes white