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At 4/14/05 04:55 PM, Labrador wrote: I'm really curious, I want to know:
What was the expression of your mom and brother?

she looked disgusted with me, my brother laughed.

What they told you?

my mum said oh dear and left quite quickly,

They hit you with a belt?

like in fargo with the red indian guy and steve buscemi? not this time. my wounds will heal.

At 4/14/05 04:51 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

At 4/14/05 04:30 PM, Sabrina420 wrote: My brother found my toy in my bed one day and what the fuck he was doing in my room in the first place I don't know..... he just looked at me weird and said "Your sick"

Hahahaha, was it a teddy bear?

Far from a bear my friend far from a bear.

Everyone knows girls don't fap

They do very much so. They just don't need to do it as much as guys because they can come mulitple times in one sitting.

lol! Sucks to be you. Learn to wank faster or lock the door ;)

what happened afterwards, btw?

Laugh Out Loud

Consider yourself, and your member, owned.

At 4/14/05 10:11 PM, Sabrina420 wrote: Far from a bear my friend far from a bear.

Bears are cuddly and warm :( I fap with mine...

Everyone knows girls don't fap

They do very much so. They just don't need to do it as much as guys because they can come mulitple times in one sitting.

How very true. Only problem is it takes a lot longer for you guys :D

Still, you have the great cums. I'm jealous :(

My penis hurts

hah one time my mom woke up while i was urinating in her mouth

At 4/14/05 10:16 PM, NormaJeanx wrote: hah one time my mom woke up while i was urinating in her mouth

...

Wait.. who does that? Honestly. Who does that?

At 4/14/05 10:14 PM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

At 4/14/05 10:11 PM, Sabrina420 wrote: Far from a bear my friend far from a bear.

Bears are cuddly and warm :( I fap with mine...

That bear must see a lot of action.

Everyone knows girls don't fap

very true. Only problem is it takes a lot longer for you guys :D

Still, you have the great cums. I'm jealous :(

You should be! lousy 1 cummer!

At 4/14/05 10:17 PM, Orodreth wrote: Wait.. who does that? Honestly. Who does that?

Quite obviously, he does.

Anyhoo, too much fappage = red p3n0r

At 4/14/05 04:18 PM, subpar wrote:

At 4/14/05 04:11 PM, indianwrestler wrote: 1. Don't get naked, like at least leave your boxers on, then you can say you just were getting undressed

Seriously.

It's like when stupid little kids pull their pants ALL THE WAY FUCKING DOWN just to pee.

Waste of time and effort, anyway.

I'd rather not have dudejuice in my boxers. Because by the time I turn the TV off, turn off the light, shut the door, and get to my room, it's now glued my dick to my boxers.

You could jiz on your hand and eat it off

At 4/14/05 10:26 PM, Z_T wrote: You could jiz on your hand and eat it off

Ran out of hands :(((

Just for private reasons.... What position were you and your hand using? The standard red rocket position? Or double coconut reversal twimmy twist tootsie roll cowboy?

Personnaly i like the palmela handerson manevour(sp?) ....

You got caught? That is why you do it in your friend's house. So, if his mom walks in. She'd have to admit they saw your wanker, right? And, i'm sure she'd be ashamed but still, if you rub it in a bit I bet you could get some sex out of the situation, right? Wait..what the hell am I talking about? X_x;;

If your friend's mom saw you, she'd have to admit at looking at your wanker, which, unless she's not the type to get embarassed, probably won't admit it. Then again, is she a soccer mom? Just shoot her and bury the body...

At 4/14/05 10:16 PM, NormaJeanx wrote: hah one time my mom woke up while i was urinating in her mouth

Dude, you're so cool. About time you used your mom's mouth for something practical. Oh look, a talking toilet!

I'm lucky and have never been caught - go me :)

-_- Its even tougher for me, because my bedroom doesn't HAVE a door.
And because of this, once my sister caught me fapping. And shit, I was fapping like HELL. And there just happened to be watching some crappy music video with Britney Spears in it. My sister was behind me. After a few minutes of me fapping, she suddenly said, "Do you like her?" (Meaning Britney. Ugh I hate the slut.) God it was so embarrasing >_< And now my sister thinks I like Britney Spears. Juuuuuuuust great. My advice to all fappers if they don't wanna get caught, fap in bed. Not in front of the TV or any other place.

Ive never been caught....I am very secretive about it and make sure they are out of the house before doing so