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boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:40 PM Reply

Boxer is walking down the alley whn he sees his rival, Wrestler, they eye each other and then wrestler says, you could never defeat me. Boxer replies with a gruntin ha!
Then boxer says, lets finish this, no gloves, no refs, lets do it, ill only use moves used in boxing and in wrestling. these are the rules.

no kidney punches, low blows, head buts, elbows.

who will win? give a description og the fight and who will win!

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:41 PM Reply

Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 4/13/05 07:40 PM, strawberryhat wrote: Boxer is walking down the alley whn he sees his rival, Wrestler, they eye each other and then wrestler says, you could never defeat me. Boxer replies with a gruntin ha!
Then boxer says, lets finish this, no gloves, no refs, lets do it, ill only use moves used in boxing and in wrestling. these are the rules.

no kidney punches, low blows, head buts, elbows.

who will win? give a description og the fight and who will win!

ps boxers could only use moves in boxing and the wrestler only can use moves in wrestling

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:43 PM Reply

At 4/13/05 07:41 PM, DanMalo wrote: Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg i forgot about that!

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:45 PM Reply

The Boxer, without a doubt.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:48 PM Reply

The wrestler, he'll throw powder in the boxer's eyes and hit him with a chair.


Fuck it.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:48 PM Reply

neither, a wreslter cant box and a boxer can't wrestle


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:49 PM Reply

Boxing. No contest at all.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:49 PM Reply

if it's like, well college wrestling, then yeah boxer kicks ass. then again, pro wrestiling would beat the shit out of a boxer.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:50 PM Reply

At 4/13/05 07:41 PM, DanMalo wrote: Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.

i second this... in fact mr. malo worded it like i wouldve, so boxer wins ( fuckin alien mind control powers)

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:54 PM Reply

At 4/13/05 07:49 PM, BigLundi wrote: if it's like, well college wrestling, then yeah boxer kicks ass. then again, pro wrestiling would beat the shit out of a boxer.

if a boxer fought a pro wrestler than a boxer would win because the wrestler would be throwin fake punches and knees and shit and the the boxer would hit for real and the wrestler would be down

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 07:54 PM Reply

The boxer would throw a punch, the wrestler would duck behind the boxer, grab the boxer from behind and german suplex the boxer onto the concrete head first. Boxer=dead.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:04 PM Reply

As an ex-wrestler--

I think you can't really put them against each other. I mean, it's like asking who would win, Michael Jordan VS OJ Simpson.

Wrestlers spend their entire time trying to be quick, agile, light, strong-- using their entire body.

Boxers try to be quick, agile, light, strong-- but they're best at pounding up meat with their arms.

Although-- if I had to make a stance-- I'll say Wrestler cause they move like lightening and take control of the boxer's head. Boxers would be like, "I'm gonna pound you--uuughhh... let go o' mi head! I can't breathe!"

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:05 PM Reply

The boxer would kick the living shit out of a wrestler. Boxer would punch before the wrestler had a chance to grapple.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:07 PM Reply

In a fair street match between a boxer and a wrestler, a boxer would win; without a doubt. You can only hurt someone so much by tackling them, but getting rocked in the face is another thing. A boxer is usually more fit to. In and unfair match, a wrestler as a good chance... he could just tackle the guy, and stomp his head in.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:10 PM Reply

Wrestler.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:12 PM Reply

Boxing is better...a lot more fun to watch also. =P Well that's what I think.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:16 PM Reply

At 4/13/05 08:04 PM, fli wrote: As an ex-wrestler--
Boxers would be like, "I'm gonna pound you--uuughhh... let go o' mi head! I can't breathe!"

I'm gunna have to second that opinion, being a wrestler who has fought more than a few "boxers."

They think their tough shit, but they aren't used to fighting from pretty much any position. Take them off their feet and it's like beating up a five year old.

Wrestler > boxer


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