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I <3 you politics regs, can I please join you?

No?

*sad*

At 4/14/05 10:47 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: I <3 you politics regs, can I please join you?

No?

*sad*

Feel free, but I talk bullshit anyways. It reflects my view of politics.

overgroing populations = armageddon
sex = doom

no sex = win

STOP THE S3X0R1NG B4 IT'S 2 LATE!

This reminds me of a story a teacher told us.
So he was on an airplane form Israel to new york, and on the trip one of the engines malfunctioned and they pilot had to cut power to that engine, meaning the plane could only run a few more minutes. They had to make an emergency stop in Ireland for maintenance, but they had a problem: The remaining engine was losing power fast, and the landing would be a rough one, a crash landing. Everyone on the plane could very well die. This was announced, along with an announcement to stay calm. They would be making several precausions, the first of which telling all passengers to close their windows and not look out no matter what. Curiosity got the better of my teacher and he looked, and immediately knew why they didn't wan the passengers to look out the window: The runway was covered in thick foam, and fire trucks were surrounding it. My teacher wanted to know why the fire trucks were so far away from the runway, but he aready knew: They expected the plane to explode into a huge fireball.
In the emergency door seat was a woman, a rather small and petite one at that. The crew asked her to get up and give the seat to a rather huge, musclebound man who could obviously open the door alot faster in case they had to exit immediately. The woman, who happened to be going to a feminist convention, refused to move, stating that she could do anything a man could do. The crew told her she was putting everyone's life in danger and that she absolutely had to move. She refused.
That was when some people physicallypicked her up and moved her, letting the muscular man into the seat.
The entire Airplane approved.

The moral here is that feminism, at least to the extent that you're taking it, is more trouble then it is worth. Don't tell me that it's an unfair comparison, because it isn't. What you are stating is that it's ok for women to enjoy themselves, but when a man does it, he should go to jail.

As Evil-Geisha-Woman said, this isn't feminism, its feminazism.

Paco <3s You anyway.

I've had varying opinions on feminism. I want women to have equal rights as much as they do, but it's an undenyable fact that we are different.

That lady on the plane could not have opened that door as easily as a muscular man. I'm sure she knew that. That's the kind of feminism I dislike.

Idiot. Women enjoy sex and porn too.

just bc u cant get any sex doesnt mean it should be illegalized

well, I always knew this was a joke topic, what with the gender changing and what not, but it was a fun flamewar while it lasted.

I didn't bother reading any of the posts in this thread but I can state with extreme confidence that whoever started this thread is stupid, isn't getting any, or both. If you don't like sex, don't have sex.

Or did you plan on footing the bill for human cloning for everyone who wants children in your facist no-sex world? It's not just recreation, it's procreation you fucking idiot.

I blame all the worlds problems on sex.

Would Hitler have killed all the jews if he hadn't gotten crabs? No

Would AIDS kill tens of thousands a year if it weren't for sex? No

Would George W have ever been born without sex? No

3 of the many many many reasons why we should ban sex.

At 4/13/05 10:11 AM, uniquecliche wrote: Haha, you act as though a woman has no choice in the matter. We get pleasure from sex too, darling.

There are no girls on the interweb. Silly noob...

At 4/14/05 07:48 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I blame all the worlds problems on sex.

Would Hitler have killed all the jews if he hadn't gotten crabs? No

Would AIDS kill tens of thousands a year if it weren't for sex? No

Would George W have ever been born without sex? No

3 of the many many many reasons why we should ban sex.

While simply saying "You're retarded" would smack the shit out of your little comments I have decided to whip each one with an individual comment.

1. Hitler's raging mad on for killing Jews, Poles, Gypsies, and others evolved from a policy of creating a philosophical and political mindset that was the opposite of his abusive father's and his abject failure as an artist.

2. AIDS can be spread through the use of drugs just as easily as sex. Proper hygiene, careful partner selection, and the use of a condom during sex goes a pretty fucking long ways to not getting AIDS.

3. People can be born through in vetro fertilization which doesn't require sex. So in theory, George W. Bush could have been born even if his parents had never had sex.

This thread is so stupid I didn't even bother reading it all. Sex is not exploitation because the woman is a willing participant in it, unless it is rape, and then it's already illegal. Both men and women recieve pleasure from it, the men less than they normally would if they choose to wear a condom, which most do, which protects the woman from both impregnation and STDs. If sex was illegalized, no one would bother dating or getting married because physical attraction is the first thing that draws anyone to another person. I'm so glad that this would never happen, because its a retarded idea in the first place. If anyone tried to take away sex, or even suggested seriously through the proper channels, they'd get their shit handed to them almost immediately.

Yeah, I don't care much for colored people either.

At 4/14/05 07:57 PM, Morecrap4themasses wrote: 1. Hitler's raging mad on for killing Jews, Poles, Gypsies, and others evolved from a policy of creating a philosophical and political mindset that was the opposite of his abusive father's and his abject failure as an artist.

They found hitlers private journal a long time ago. In them he makes reference to getting some kind of STD (believed to be crabs) from a jewish looking woman. Most say that he never forgave her or her kind.

2. AIDS can be spread through the use of drugs just as easily as sex. Proper hygiene, careful partner selection, and the use of a condom during sex goes a pretty fucking long ways to not getting AIDS.

What do you think people do more, carefully plan out there sexual relations or just fuck for the fun of it. I think you know the answer.

3. People can be born through in vetro fertilization which doesn't require sex. So in theory, George W. Bush could have been born even if his parents had never had sex.

Barbara Bush is very much against anything that tries to play god. I doubt she would have gone through with it.

Tisk, I expected more from someone I've seen in the political forum. You should really do some more searching and get your facts straight.

Here Here!!! It's been long enough that women have objected themselves by having consensual sex!! Sure, it may start with simple one way, married sex, but were will the depredation end? Gang Bang movies? Bestiality? Molestation? Thong Bikini’s? I, for one, will write to my congress.

At 4/14/05 07:15 PM, PacoW wrote: a very enlightening story.

Wow, did anyone get seriously hurt?

did the feminazi try to sue the airline?

At 4/14/05 08:18 PM, jmaster306 wrote:

At 4/14/05 07:57 PM, Morecrap4themasses wrote: 1. Hitler's raging mad on for killing Jews, Poles, Gypsies, and others evolved from a policy of creating a philosophical and political mindset that was the opposite of his abusive father's and his abject failure as an artist.

They found hitlers private journal a long time ago. In them he makes reference to getting some kind of STD (believed to be crabs) from a jewish looking woman. Most say that he never forgave her or her kind.

2. AIDS can be spread through the use of drugs just as easily as sex. Proper hygiene, careful partner selection, and the use of a condom during sex goes a pretty fucking long ways to not getting AIDS.

What do you think people do more, carefully plan out there sexual relations or just fuck for the fun of it. I think you know the answer.

3. People can be born through in vetro fertilization which doesn't require sex. So in theory, George W. Bush could have been born even if his parents had never had sex.

Barbara Bush is very much against anything that tries to play god. I doubt she would have gone through with it.

Tisk, I expected more from someone I've seen in the political forum. You should really do some more searching and get your facts straight.

1. You saying Hitler's journal was discovered and hitler's journal being discovered are different things. If you are going to reprimand someone for not doing enough searching, you might as well post your own sources.

2. This can be solved with education. For example, in parts of Africa it is believed that any sort of STD can be cured by having sex with an underage virgin. Obviously someone needs to tell these people that infecting the future mothers of your country with a boatload of VD's is not swell.

3. Just because she didn't or wouldn't doesn't invalidate the science. You cannot deny that the technology exists and works. Well you CAN deny it but see "You're retarded" on my previous post for a further explanation.

Why should we ban sex?

I know the media makes sex out to be something smutty and sinful, but sex is also a beautiful thing. Many cultures see sex as not the joining of a man and woman to reproduce or to have some sick, naked, sweaty sex-fest, but as an art-form of the highest quality; a dance of love, if you will. The human body is a beautiful thing that should not be covered at all times because some feel shamed of it. Why do you think we have Nudest Colonies in Florida? If it's illegalized, that's just another freedom taken away from us that we have fought hundreds of years ago to protect in many wars.

(and yes, I do realize I sound like a health video, but I'm just trying to prove a point)

...Wait, is "illegalized" even a word?

At 4/14/05 08:35 PM, Morecrap4themasses wrote: Well you CAN deny it but see "You're retarded" on my previous post for a further explanation.

No my friend, I think it is you that needs to do some more research. I swear, some of this information will blow your mind. Sex is to blame.

your just angry cause you cant get any.

and testtube babys are for micheal jackson o.k?!?

plus its fun

At 4/14/05 08:55 PM, jmaster306 wrote: No my friend, I think it is you that needs to do some more research. I swear, some of this information will blow your mind. Sex is to blame.

If you mean that sex is to blame for her existence, then yes. ;p

Havn't you ever heard of beer being illegalized during WW1. Why if we did this with sex... people would only want it more; therefore, they would revolt against it, much violence would be made and underground groups would form (like the speakeasy).
This would only probrably bring more cons to our world then there already is right now.

Laughing my ass off @ woman who never got laid, now wants sex to be gone. LOL!

Fuck that, Men don't use Women as a object, Women liked gettin fucked by Men sometimes, I'm sure that Women love suckin on cocks n gettin fucked in tha pussy and/ or asshole. N if Men n Women werent havin sex then tha population of humans would b gettin smaller.

I thought that was our mission on Earth... To reproduce? Meh... Bad Idea...

At 4/15/05 02:50 AM, Masonogy1 wrote: I thought that was our mission on Earth... To reproduce? Meh... Bad Idea...

Yeah we only have a certain time of getting good chicks so i say fuck em all as fast as you can and impregnate one and sprout your seeds into her to marry especially if shes rich

Are you people still taking this seriously?

At 4/15/05 05:26 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Are you people still taking this seriously?

Yeah, I can't believe it got to page 10 either. Especially since IP said it was a joke thread around page three.