I Raped a Clown

[fli]

I have a clown tied up in my closet right now. Have you ever see a clown cry? It is the silliest thing to see in the whole world.

I made sweet, sweet, sweet bestial love to that clown because it deserved the nasty. Why, I had to—who wouldn’t hit that thang? And really, if clowns didn’t want to get rape, why do they do the things they do? Damn clowns—if they didn’t want to be raped, then they shouldn’t be:

1.) Wearing so much makeup.
2.) Dressing like attention seeking whores
3.) Flirt around people with jokes.

I don’t care what you say. I don’t give a damn about you guys saying that they shouldn’t deserve to be raped. And do you know why? Because boys will be boys. I don’t care if you say anything to me cause if clowns know the potency of male testosterone is stronger then reason, then why in the world would they act on their clownish ways? Do you understand what I’m saying? Don’t go Liberal on me and say that clowns have rights. What about the rights of hot blooded men? Don’t we have the right not being tempted?

Godamn clown is yelling right now. Gotta go cause, in the words of the infamous Cobain, it’s time to give Polly a cracker.

[Le-Baron]

Wow, that clown is probably hot when she's not in clown form.

[CaptainBob]

At 4/13/05 04:49 AM, fli wrote: 1.) Wearing so much makeup.
2.) Dressing like attention seeking whores
3.) Flirt around people with jokes.

In other words, they are pedophile drag queens.

DEATH TO THE CLOWN

[Angry-Hatter]

Wear a condom. You don't wanna catch clown crabs do you?

[StarF68]

At 4/13/05 04:52 AM, Captain_Bob wrote: DEATH TO THE CLOWN

OMFG! YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN!!! CLOWN KILLS YOU!!!!!

[Rhabdophobia]

Rape is no laughing matter unless you are raping a clown.

[Satanessa]

fli, you have done us all a favor, and I for one thank you.

[NGWOAnarchyPenguin]

Fli, sometimes I begin to doubt some of your stories.

[fli]

At 4/13/05 04:56 AM, NGWOAnarchyPenguin wrote: Fli, sometimes I begin to doubt some of your stories.

psshh--

Why?
You act as if my sweet sweet sweet bestial unwanted love making to that clown is a laughing matter.

yours truly,
in laughter and in tears,
Henry©

[W31RD0]

At 4/13/05 04:55 AM, TheDisposableHero wrote: Rape is no laughing matter unless you are raping a clown.

Your ability to rip off TeeShirtHell.com is second to none.

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

ask the stupid clown it's name, if it's Tricky, i'm giving you a cookie, good sir :)

[Le-Baron]

At 4/13/05 04:59 AM, fli wrote: psshh--

Why?
You act as if my sweet sweet sweet bestial unwanted love making to that clown is a laughing matter.

Are you going to murder it after you're done, or are you just going to leave it in the closet? I tell you, I don't want a clown in my closet while I'm sleeping.

[dangerousdarren]

At 4/13/05 04:52 AM, Angry_Hatter wrote: Wear a condom. You don't wanna catch clown crabs do you?

Nope you don't My friend cuaght that once and he now walks funny and looks funny. he also trys to jugle the table chairs! lol

[Makaio]

Holy fuck lololol
i jusr ordered a shirt from tshirt hell about raping clowns :D
seriously my paypal funds transfer just came through and i just ordere it lol/

(front)Rape is no laughing matter
(back)Unless your raping a clown

[Rhabdophobia]

At 4/13/05 05:06 AM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: Holy fuck lololol
i jusr ordered a shirt from tshirt hell about raping clowns :D
seriously my paypal funds transfer just came through and i just ordere it lol/

(front)Rape is no laughing matter
(back)Unless your raping a clown

I just posted that.

[fli]

At 4/13/05 05:03 AM, DontTouchMe wrote: Are you going to murder it after you're done, or are you just going to leave it in the closet? I tell you, I don't want a clown in my closet while I'm sleeping.

It's gonna be a long night. I'm gonna torture it first-- with a feather. Well, gotta leave. Need to make the clown cry tears-- of joy.

[Le-Baron]

At 4/13/05 05:08 AM, fli wrote: It's gonna be a long night. I'm gonna torture it first-- with a feather. Well, gotta leave. Need to make the clown cry tears-- of joy.

Have fun.

[cylon]

You mock clowns now, but watch out for the clown mafia. They're big, they're everywhere, and a whole lot of them fit into tiny spaces.

Once I didn't pay my protection fees and I woke up and you know what was in my bed? A clown. And he sprayed alka seltzer at me from a tiny fake flower and ran off. That was all the warning I needed, because the next time it's a banana cream pie to the face.

I got off lucky, but there are always stories from the old neighborhood about people who got involved with the clown mafia and were never heard from again.

Frankie Vito? He screwed Buttons the Clown on some business deal. Buttons' crew came back the next day and Frankie's face was left covered in so much clown makeup that his family couldn't even have an open casket at the funeral.

These guys are no laughing matter. Watch your back and don't wind up in the East River wearing giant oversized clown shoes made of cement.

[fli]

Goddamn clown! I knew I shoulda used a condom.

I caught something funny...

[Le-Baron]

At 4/13/05 05:35 AM, fli wrote: Goddamn clown! I knew I shoulda used a condom.

I caught something funny...

Cooties?

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

At 4/13/05 05:37 AM, DontTouchMe wrote:

At 4/13/05 05:35 AM, fli wrote: Goddamn clown! I knew I shoulda used a condom.

or two... he IS a clown.

I caught something funny...

DERR, ITS BECAUSE HES A CLOWN :S
rofl.

Cooties?

Tricky cooties?
haha.

i betcha his name's tricky :)

[Le-Baron]

At 4/13/05 05:55 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

Cooties?

Tricky cooties?
haha.

i betcha his name's tricky :)

That clown is obviously a her.

[Kong]

Does anybody even like clowns?

[Makaio]

At 4/13/05 05:07 AM, TheDisposableHero wrote:

At 4/13/05 05:06 AM, XXXMATTXXX wrote: Holy fuck lololol
i jusr ordered a shirt from tshirt hell about raping clowns :D
seriously my paypal funds transfer just came through and i just ordere it lol/

(front)Rape is no laughing matter
(back)Unless your raping a clown

I just posted that.

maybe so but i not only didnt read it i didnt try to fool people in to thinking i made it up.

[Vegeton]

Clowns scare me..I don't know why, but ever since I was a child I have be afraid of clowns. I blame Stephen King's movie IT ...that movie scared the crap outta me when I saw at like age 5. That Clown had it comming rape it five times over lol..damn clowns. I apologize if anyone finds me Clownist.

[Ted-Easton]

At 4/13/05 04:51 AM, DontTouchMe wrote: Wow, that clown is probably hot when she's not in clown form.

Who ever said it's a she?

[Kharbon]

Stop molesting my dad dammit.

[Spudz]

I dont like clown they kinda scare me probaby because when i was 10 clown killed my dad

[Emperor-Bubba]

if its one thing i hate, its those french artistic clowns, thats what the one in the pic looks like, with the tear painted on its cheeck and all...

mimes fucking suck

[Parsons]

Now the clown has got an arse like a clowns pocket.