These all-too familiar lyrics sums it up for me.
I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,
Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now, I'm only happy when I'm drinking JD.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend, Billy,
And Mom would make us cocoa when we got too chilly.
But now, I only get excited when I see a girl pee.
What the fuck happened to me?
I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood,
I only did the things that my Mama said I should,
But now, I just do whatever I want,
I even whipped it out in a restaurant!
I USED TO....help clean the park in the middle of town,
Then play kickball 'till the sun went down.
But now, all I do is get VD.
What the fuck happened to me? It makes no sense.
I can't believe I ended up me. I'm outta my gourd.
Won't somebody please help me?
I'm kind of a weirdo.