2% Milk

[FreezerBorn]

I heard drinking 2% milk makes your penis gain atleast 2 inches...but also be aware that whole milk shrinks your balls so don't get them mixed up.

[B-Stewie]

At 4/12/05 12:30 AM, Hallucinogenic wrote: I heard drinking 2% milk makes your penis gain atleast 2 inches...but also be aware that whole milk shrinks your balls so don't get them mixed up.

watching TV too close can make ur vision go bad/

[TheCatsLeotards]

Everything gives you cancer.

[Kolin32k]

No Food Is Actually Healthy, Think About It

[someone-else]

At 4/12/05 12:31 AM, B_Stewie wrote:

At 4/12/05 12:30 AM, Hallucinogenic wrote: I heard drinking 2% milk makes your penis gain atleast 2 inches...but also be aware that whole milk shrinks your balls so don't get them mixed up.

watching TV too close can make ur vision go bad/

Too much sunshine or too little sunshine is bad for you too.

[marzzbar]

What's 2% milk?

[FIGMENTUM]

Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

[TheLastDinosaur]

At 4/12/05 12:30 AM, Hallucinogenic wrote: I heard drinking 2% milk makes your penis gain atleast 2 inches...but also be aware that whole milk shrinks your balls so don't get them mixed up.

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nothing to report.

[Kolin32k]

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

lol I'll keep that in mind

[SuperSculpey]

At 4/12/05 12:37 AM, -marzzbar- wrote: What's 2% milk?

Here in the states there are different grades of milk. We have whole milk, 2% milk, 1% milk and skim milk... Whole milk being the most fattening and closest to what comes straight from the cow, and skim milk being more like water and lower fat lol

http://www.ams.usda.gov/kidsweb/dairygrading.htm

[Dcstegg228]

At 4/12/05 12:39 AM, Kolin32k wrote:

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

lol I'll keep that in mind

ohsnap ... i was so close to doing that yesterday.... i sure got lucky i didnt

[someone-else]

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

Imagine people doing it in public by accident, lol.

[Blue-Hoody]

At 4/12/05 12:30 AM, Hallucinogenic wrote: I heard drinking 2% milk makes your penis gain atleast 2 inches...but also be aware that whole milk shrinks your balls so don't get them mixed up.

I'm confused. How did people actually survey that? Because it couldn't be an immediate effect, what if the penis just grew naturally over the period of time and they just gave all the credit to milk because 'It does a body good'.Must've been a weird experiment.

"So how are you doin' today Jim, have you been drinking that two percent?"
"Yup and my penis just reached the second inch last night."
"Ah yes, yes it has, magnificent peice Jim."

[TheLameSauce]

i drink a ton of whole milk....and the smaller balls just make my wang look larger in comparison...

[Vlux]

Water is good for you, ironically, too much water is bad for you.

Light is good, ironically, light makes you blind.

What a lame world we live, nothing's mutual.

[Oro]

At 4/12/05 12:54 AM, Vlux wrote:

..too much water is bad for you.

How do you figure? Drowning? :/

[SeizureDog]

I drink 2% milk all the time and have a 8 inch pen0r.

The connection is obvious.

[Sik-Boy]

taking a shotgun to your face increases ur penis size and makes you have better sex. everyone try this and tell me how it goes.... i'm making a survay i swear.

[0000Ishbo]

At 4/12/05 12:54 AM, Vlux wrote: Water is good for you, ironically, too much water is bad for you.

Light is good, ironically, light makes you blind.

What a lame world we live, nothing's mutual.

Yep. We all live a contridictory life. We don't fucking exist.

[Nikitenko]

At 4/12/05 01:49 AM, 0000Ishbo wrote: Yep. We all live a contridictory life. We don't fucking exist.

"To be or not to be... boxers or briefs?"

[iscrulz]

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

Ok I will try it. I get my protactor and guess the speed. Hey it worked meh thumbs are pen0rs. now I can auto-fellatio woot.

[Taylor]

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

Careful? That would be hilarious either way :)

[CrozzyBear]

At 4/12/05 12:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Moving your left arm at an angle of 37 degrees at a force of 4 miles per hour results in an instant 21% hair growth. However, doing it with your right arm will transform both your thumbs into penises. Be careful.

sorry dude but force is measured in Newtons (N), thats standard units any way. mph or kmh is used to measure speed (or velocity if u have a direction)

LOL penis thumbs hahahah i just read that ;)

making a video of urself acting like a retard to a roamian techno song can result in ur friends bagging u out, HOWEVER putting it on newgrounds will give u instant worldwide fame. (good job gary, u prolly get all the tang nowadays) LOL make a plans to f*** alexis on that.

or not....