Which would you rather fight?

[DemonHybrid]

If you were to fight one of these unarmed, which would you fight?

A giant swarm of bees or a 2-ton black bear mother.

...it's for a little census I'm making. I'd take on the bear. Because, cmon, you can't fucking fight bees. Discuss.

[Ben]

The bear would kill you fast - the bees would hurt like a motherfucker over time.

[Epica]

ill have the bear n by fight i mean run away as fast as i possibly could n like u said u just cant fight bees n they could chase u as well

[Samuels]

unarmed you say? well then I would fight the bees because tiny weeny bees have small arms therefore easy prey

[DemonHybrid]

Well...okay we'll make this fair. A small swarm of bees vs the bear. make it at least more than 20 bees.

[BRS]

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Because, cmon, you can't fucking fight bees.

I can fight bees. I don't care to reveal my technique, though.

[afsdgugadouhnihdajia]

Bees.

At least I stand a damn chance.

Fight with bear:
I run.
Bear grabs my leg and rips it off.
Bear steps on my skull and crushes it.
Bear wins.

Swarm of bees:
I run.
Bees follow.
I bitch slap the bees and take 10 down, or kick them.
Repeat untill all the bees are dead.

[BazzMann]

At 3/30/05 02:57 PM, Hybr1d wrote: The bear would kill you fast - the bees would hurt like a motherfucker over time.

"Over time"? You must be kidding - a giant swarm of bees'd sting you a few hundred times in well under a minute, and you have no chance of getting rid of them...

Though wasps would be harder to deal with, since they'd keep stinging.

If I had an option, I'd choose the bear... though if you survive, you'd be badly mauled. Unless you could somehow scare the bear along - and bears are more psycologically influenced than bees... so chances are you'd have a slightly better chance of acting a certain way to get rid of the bear. I say slightly.

[DemonHybrid]

At 3/30/05 03:00 PM, BadReligionSkater wrote:

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Because, cmon, you can't fucking fight bees.

I can fight bees. I don't care to reveal my technique, though.

Lies. I SENSE LIES!

I've tried to fight a swarm of bees at my friend's house though, but I ran away like a little girl.

Yes, I ran away like a little girl.

And I'll say it again, I ran away.
Like a little girl.

And that was using a hose :(

I'm proud of my pussiness :D

[BazzMann]

At 3/30/05 02:59 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Well...okay we'll make this fair. A small swarm of bees vs the bear. make it at least more than 20 bees.

20 bees? Oh ok... that's hardly a swarm, let alone a giant swarm.

I'd take the 20 bees... slap them around, make them angry and nuts, and disorientated, then POW... stamp stamp stamp.

[HDG]

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: If you were to fight one of these unarmed, which would you fight?

A giant swarm of bees or a 2-ton black bear mother.

that seems impossible to answer. but a black bear weighing 2 tons seems a bit off, but i don't really know anything about bears anyway. but i'd probably choose the bees. i think i have a little more of a chance to protect myself, even though it would hurt real bad...

[somestupidloser]

thats an easy choice I'd fight the bees because I would just run into a lake (I live next door to one) fighting a 2-ton bear is suicide

[jake3rings]

At 3/30/05 02:59 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Well...okay we'll make this fair. A small swarm of bees vs the bear. make it at least more than 20 bees.

20 bees please... i can handle getting stung over 30 times and well they die after they sting ya so it would be a pretty lopsided fight...

[Epica]

At 3/30/05 03:00 PM, BadReligionSkater wrote:

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Because, cmon, you can't fucking fight bees.

I can fight bees. I don't care to reveal my technique, though.

hahahahaha lol indeeeeeeed can i learn u tactics please? as there are 100 or so at me door tryin 2 ruff me up as i insulted there godfather n sorta placed a hit on me

bastard bees...thinking there so good cuz they can fly ......

[DemonHybrid]

I'd take the 20 bees... slap them around, make them angry and nuts, and disorientated, then POW... stamp stamp stamp.

...erm.....

X_X how about 20 killer bees? I DID mean killer...heh.

[FatherVenom]

Black bear. No contest. You get away from the cubs and you can shout it down. If it were a grizzly I'd be fucked, but black bears can be intimidated.

[Evark]

At 3/30/05 03:00 PM, BazzMann wrote: and bears are more psycologically influenced than bees... so chances are you'd have a slightly better chance of acting a certain way to get rid of the bear. I say slightly.

Yea, but bees are controlled by pheremones, so all you'd have to do is turn on the Baz charm and instantly the bees would be overcome with confusion. Amongst the confusion you could escape and use your explosive flatulence from your enlarged anus to flame-throw those little fuckers to death.

But that's just you. I'd fight the bear because, well, I'm an animal like that.

[BazzMann]

At 3/30/05 03:03 PM, DemonHybrid wrote:

I'd take the 20 bees... slap them around, make them angry and nuts, and disorientated, then POW... stamp stamp stamp.

...erm.....

X_X how about 20 killer bees? I DID mean killer...heh.

To be honest, I'd start crying if it was 1 normal bee.

I just wanted to impress the ladies...
>_>
<_<

[FrostyBear]

I'd say the 20 bees, because bees can only sting once, so I have a chance of surviving 20 stings. Then I'll just peel off the bees from my skin. But a black bear would slap me, bite me, crush me... No chance I would survive that.

[Symbolic]

I'd take the bees, at least they can be stopped by cotton mesh clothing, unlike a 2 ton bear

[FatherVenom]

At 3/30/05 03:04 PM, Evark wrote: Yea, but bees are controlled by pheremones, so all you'd have to do is turn on the Baz charm and instantly the bees would be overcome with confusion.

Have you ever had 20+ bees trying to rape you? It's not pretty.

[Epica]

ill choose the bees then ill make a deal with them 2 team up on the bear then when the bees are attacking the bear ill fuck off n hide

[Evark]

At 3/30/05 03:11 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Have you ever had 20+ bees trying to rape you? It's not pretty.

That's when you kick in the flamethrower-ass. Trust me, I had this well thought out. Uh... unless you're female, in which case you'd need some seriously poisonous queefs.

[Epica]

At 3/30/05 03:11 PM, MatteoGT-R wrote: ill choose the bees then ill make a deal with them 2 team up on the bear then when the bees are attacking the bear ill fuck off n hide

see?? its perfect,every1 is happy,except for the bear who has probably been killed by the swarm of killer bees

[BARMan]

I could take a bear

[BazzMann]

At 3/30/05 03:11 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 3/30/05 03:04 PM, Evark wrote: Yea, but bees are controlled by pheremones, so all you'd have to do is turn on the Baz charm and instantly the bees would be overcome with confusion.

Have you ever had 20+ bees trying to rape you? It's not pretty.

You were raped by bees? You must have a hideously small wang.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: cmon, you can't fucking fight bees.

You can if you have enough bug spray.

[FatherVenom]

At 3/30/05 03:13 PM, Evark wrote:

At 3/30/05 03:11 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Have you ever had 20+ bees trying to rape you? It's not pretty.

That's when you kick in the flamethrower-ass.

And give them a clear target? No way man.

At 3/30/05 03:14 PM, BazzMann wrote: You were raped by bees? You must have a hideously small wang.

Huh? How the hell would a bee rape my penis? I seriously don't understand how a woman can rape a man. Really, I don't.

At 3/30/05 03:15 PM, -Manic- wrote:

At 3/30/05 02:56 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: cmon, you can't fucking fight bees.

You can if you have enough bug spray.

Unarmed you dork.

[Olly]

Both any time anywere

[FatherVenom]

At 3/30/05 03:37 PM, mymummyneverlovedme wrote: Both any time anywere

You are 13. You have not reached puberty. You don't have the deep voice to scare off the bear nor a body big enough to fight off all that bee toxin. Good luck with that.