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pooping on peoples chest.............what....................go away

Mine is kinds weird...
Its vore. Heres a thourough explination on it i found on the web while i was bored

http://www.voraphile.com/whatis.html

Its basically like seeing things devoured and stuff.
Yeah there are some pretty weird things out there...

Turn ons
Nice hair
smooth skin
dancing
kissing
flirtaholics
talented
intelligent and open minded
virginity

Turn offs
Talks about god and jesus
bad teeth
bad breath (run 4 your life)
vows of celibacy
fat
ugly
too much makeup
loud music
when she is trying too hard

turn on=cameltoe!

turn ons: Petit girls, and asian girls

turn offs: Total dumbass, and stuck up

Turn off: Virginity.

Seriously guys, whats up with virginity being on your lists for turn ons. If they are prude what makes you think you'll be the one to get anywhere with them. Im not saying you should want whore bags, but unexperienced people are hard to please because they have high standards and dont know what they want. Virginity is so overratted.

Ons:
Funny and social
Tits dont matter
:D Ass is always nice
I'm being honest when I say personality
Cuddling...

Off:
Fat (Like lardo fat, I dont mind a little thick around the wrists)
Bitter
Bitchy
Overly Controlling

The girl has to have really nice eyes to get me goin.

I forgot a few turn ons. I kind of like tomboyish chicks who I could get rough with, or a girl who appreciates my taste in music, movies, and TV. Who won't mind me being on the computer or playing video games a lot. We must also like each other sense of humor. Or won't mind if I want to hang out with the guys.

Turn ons:

Nice personality of course. Smart, but can be goofy at times like I do.
Not High Maitenance. Likes to be spoiled.(cause I like to spoil a woman) The biggest is the smile. That is the first thing (honestly) that I want. I turn into putty for a pretty smile.

Turn offs: Annoying laugh. Ignorant. Stuck up. Always gossiping. If that can't hold a conversation without having to talk about somebody or tell about so and so. Very short hair. I like the hair to be at least to the neck or ears. I don't really like those very short hairstyles. But some people pull it off that I would still date.

At 3/23/05 10:17 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I'm partial to the "crack-whore" look.

oh yeah, me too!

Turn ons:
Pretty face
Good body
Intelligence
Nice

Turn offs:
Slutty girl
Girls who think it's cool to get drunk and smoke
Ridiculously stupid
Obsessed with pink, being a "bitch", the O.C., and other "girly" things
Controlling/bossy girls

Hmmm. I forgot the most important one. A girl who has a sense of humor. I can't stand a girl who is offended by absolutely everything.

Big boobs turn you off?
Wtf? There are real big natural boobies that you just want to squeze and suck on.
Butts are awesome too.

Turn offs:
big SHAGGY tits
Fake tits
and other nasty stuff.

p.s. that was like most nonintellegent post i made.

turn ons-
funny, rebellious, skinny but still with muscle, kinky, horny, biting, and must be rough.

turn offs-
pussy men, not knowing when no means no, being an asshole and all uptight for no reason, and complete stoners. smoking every once in awhile is okay, but when you cant form a complete sentence cause your too high every time i phone, it pisses me off.

Hair and horns and four cloven hooves.
HOT.

Turn on's: nice pair of eyes, soft skin, great personality, remarkable face (for some strange reason, braces and blue eyes are really big turn ons for me), and a woman who can be really aggressive when the time comes around. :D

Turn off's: smokers, control freaks, annoying women, and no sense of fashion (this one is a really big turn off)

Turn on's:
Yiffy
Gay Yiffy

Turn off's:
No Yiffy
No Gay Yiffy

Obsessed with pink, being a "bitch", the O.C., and other "girly" things

dude, i really liked that comment... so funny

At 3/26/05 12:00 AM, TehGaySatanist wrote: Turn on's:
Yiffy
Gay Yiffy

Turn off's:
No Yiffy
No Gay Yiffy

I believe I speak for everyone when I say o_O unless stated otherwise.

i also have 3 more turn ons... nice body, intelligence... (i hope i have enough for some women), and virginity (don't want my first time to be hated. =D)

2 more turn off's as well... "blondeness" (sorry if that pissed the ladies off) and gossipy women (i have had too much crap happen involving this

At 3/26/05 12:06 AM, Digitalized wrote:

At 3/26/05 12:00 AM, TehGaySatanist wrote: Turn on's:
Yiffy
Gay Yiffy

Turn off's:
No Yiffy
No Gay Yiffy

I believe I speak for everyone when I say o_O unless stated otherwise.

Otherwise.

Turn ons~

Athletecism
Cockiness
Pretty face

Turn offs~

An ass that looks as if it has dents in it -twitch.-
Over-sized sexually arousing body partys. ( Basically I don't like breasts or butts too big -.- )
Drop-kicking...no wait...that's a turn-on

=D

Turn on:
A nice laugh
Funny
Nice eyes

Turn off:
Smoking
Too much Sarcasm
Fake
Extreme amout of needs
Liar

For some reason i think it's sexy if a girl weres glasses.

Things that turn me on to a woman are: Intelligence(would prefer common sense smart over book ), Good sense of humor(If you don't have this forget it), Warm and Outgoing Personality(also a must). When it comes to looks I don't need a perfect 10. I also don't need a lazy slug. You just need to be good looking(about a 7 or 8).

that bbs frequenter, lala...

thats a turn off

At 3/25/05 11:11 PM, TearDropped wrote: complete stoners. smoking every once in awhile is okay, but when you cant form a complete sentence cause your too high every time i phone, it pisses me off.

haha. that started off hypothetical, then i just became about your ex didn't it

but seriously. i've noticed a nice smile in some guys turn ons
Message to the ladies
smiling can instantly make you twice as attractive. i see too many girls walking around with scowls on their face

At 3/29/05 01:54 PM, vagrant_fluke wrote: Message to the ladies
smiling can instantly make you twice as attractive. i see too many girls walking around with scowls on their face

True. I don't approach women who look like they are going to kill me.

At 3/29/05 02:17 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: True. I don't approach women who look like they are going to kill me.

Murder = hawtness...

I'm a big fan of booty shorts myself. Thongs and g-strings are alright, but having only half of her ass out is just better. And don't get me started on granny panites...