Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.17 / 5.00 22,080 Views
A rip-roaring dungeon running adventure!3.95 / 5.00 4,937 Views
Keep calm and shoot down mobsters.3.58 / 5.00 2,810 Views
Meh.. about once a day, I don`t wanna exploit him.
Bet ya -706- `ll answer to this one, he hasn`t fapped for a looooong time...
At 3/22/05 04:46 PM, Demonic_Master wrote: I don't need to, I have a wife.
And you come to NG why?
Bellum omnium contra omnes
At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot
On NewGrounds, it's brought up every five minutes.
I am not responsible for the content of the post above.
At 3/22/05 04:49 PM, Crashman wrote: Ive been reallt bored lately since its spring break and its been raining. So ive been wanking like 4 times a day. I was suppose to go over to a chicks house but ITS GOD DAMN RAINING!!!
Why do people over do it? I bet your dick does even want to get hard any more and you still try to force it. Oh and if you really wanted to go, get a fuckin' umbrella.
Running up that hill....
": ( number goes here"
At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: The fact is everyone does it so just shut up if your gonna be a faggot. So i guess just post what you want to share.
not all true, if your constantly with a girl then there is no need. Oh it's spelled Masturbation.
At 3/22/05 04:59 PM, Vince50 wrote:At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: ok ok its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot but we have to talk about it from time to time. How often do you guys do itI've kept a record starting at the beginning of this year. Right now I'm at 107. :-D
Oh, and actually I think it is brought up a whole lot.
yo thaats a good idea... i'm gonna start doing that and write a paper on it or something lol my english teacher is gonna flip lol
Yea everyone does do it, they just never like to tell in person.
I do it around 1 time every 1-2 days.
Sometimes I just get so distracted or under homework, that I can't spare anytime for myself.
At 3/22/05 05:48 PM, lexus_v4 wrote: You guys are such perverts! I have never done it! It's a sin, God will punish those who do.
He probably does it too. It's bound to get pretty lonely up there in heaven. In fact, I bet that whenever god masterbates we get rain. That's why that one guy didn't want to go out in the rain. It's gods man juice fallin from the sky.
At 3/22/05 10:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Yeah. one time I waited a week....
It hit the cieling. :O
Impossible! Are you serious.
They have this sweet feature called the search button. Its loads of help, especially when it comes to others flaming you.
I try to do it at least once a day. Sometimes I just do it because it releases stress and emotions and all that crap no one likes lol
"ok ok its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot but we have to talk about it from time to time."
MY question is... why do you want to know? And why must people insist that everyone does it? Just so that they can feel better knowing they're not the only ones?
Psh! *spits everywhere*
1.7 times a day, thats my average. Sometimes I do twice, depends if a girl was wearing something skimpy, or I stumble on a cache of porn on the internet.
I am a new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.