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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 05:45 PM Reply

Meh.. about once a day, I don`t wanna exploit him.

Bet ya -706- `ll answer to this one, he hasn`t fapped for a looooong time...

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 05:48 PM Reply

Once a day, usually.


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 05:48 PM Reply

You guys are such perverts! I have never done it! It's a sin, God will punish those who do.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:04 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 04:46 PM, Demonic_Master wrote: I don't need to, I have a wife.

And you come to NG why?


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:05 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot

On NewGrounds, it's brought up every five minutes.


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:18 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 04:49 PM, Crashman wrote: Ive been reallt bored lately since its spring break and its been raining. So ive been wanking like 4 times a day. I was suppose to go over to a chicks house but ITS GOD DAMN RAINING!!!

Why do people over do it? I bet your dick does even want to get hard any more and you still try to force it. Oh and if you really wanted to go, get a fuckin' umbrella.

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Running up that hill....
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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:22 PM Reply

u got a wife so.. people still masturbate

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 05:48 PM, lexus_v4 wrote: God will punish those who do.

I'm waiting...

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:38 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: The fact is everyone does it so just shut up if your gonna be a faggot. So i guess just post what you want to share.

not all true, if your constantly with a girl then there is no need. Oh it's spelled Masturbation.


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 06:52 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 04:59 PM, Vince50 wrote:
At 3/22/05 04:43 PM, coaleslaw8 wrote: ok ok its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot but we have to talk about it from time to time. How often do you guys do it
I've kept a record starting at the beginning of this year. Right now I'm at 107. :-D
Oh, and actually I think it is brought up a whole lot.

yo thaats a good idea... i'm gonna start doing that and write a paper on it or something lol my english teacher is gonna flip lol

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 07:16 PM Reply

about once a day, i dont see what's wrong with that though, but im gonna try and do it less now.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 07:22 PM Reply

Yea everyone does do it, they just never like to tell in person.

I do it around 1 time every 1-2 days.

Sometimes I just get so distracted or under homework, that I can't spare anytime for myself.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:33 PM Reply

ok i get the point i spelled it masterbation instead of masturbation

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:36 PM Reply

any time i see my march girl, anna kournikova

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:44 PM Reply

Once a month, considering there are alot of fucking people in my house.


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:46 PM Reply

Does anyone else besides me wank to some of their attractive cousins?

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:52 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 05:48 PM, lexus_v4 wrote: You guys are such perverts! I have never done it! It's a sin, God will punish those who do.

He probably does it too. It's bound to get pretty lonely up there in heaven. In fact, I bet that whenever god masterbates we get rain. That's why that one guy didn't want to go out in the rain. It's gods man juice fallin from the sky.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:55 PM Reply

this is hilarious. bout 4-5 times a week. weekends i'm busy.


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:55 PM Reply

I do it just about every fucking day.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:14 PM Reply

Yeah. one time I waited a week....

It hit the cieling. :O

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:15 PM Reply

Depends how sad my day was...


Bleh.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:19 PM Reply

Masturbation is kinda like a pringle. 'Once you pop the fun don't stop!!'

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:52 PM Reply

At 3/22/05 10:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Yeah. one time I waited a week....

It hit the cieling. :O

Impossible! Are you serious.


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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:54 PM Reply

Once a week if im lucky.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 10:57 PM Reply

For fucks sake, please tell me im not the only one who dosent choke the bishop. Come on, am I seriously alone on this one?

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:00 PM Reply

They have this sweet feature called the search button. Its loads of help, especially when it comes to others flaming you.

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:03 PM Reply

The real question is where do YOU hide the Man Juice?

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:04 PM Reply

I try to do it at least once a day. Sometimes I just do it because it releases stress and emotions and all that crap no one likes lol

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:05 PM Reply

"ok ok its a subject that isnt brought up a whole lot but we have to talk about it from time to time."

We do?

MY question is... why do you want to know? And why must people insist that everyone does it? Just so that they can feel better knowing they're not the only ones?

Psh! *spits everywhere*

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Response to Masterbation Mar. 22nd, 2005 @ 11:07 PM Reply

1.7 times a day, thats my average. Sometimes I do twice, depends if a girl was wearing something skimpy, or I stumble on a cache of porn on the internet.


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