Most of you are wondering "How do I become the voter of the month?"
Well as the first and only winner I'm here to tell you its not as easy as it may seem.
First you must give up all apperencees of a socail life and devote yourself completely to newgrounds. I voted about 25 times a day, 7 days a week.
Second, To keep up your stamina I reccomend a raw egg and spinage smoothie.
Third, you must castrate yourself to avoid becoming ditracted by the evils of internet porn, remember the time you spend whacking could be beter spent blamming.
Fourth and finally you must slip Tom Phulp a roofie and then cary his lifeless body into a seedy motel and when he awakes and asks "what happened" promise to tell no one if he gives you $100 and a t-shirt.
Follow these 4 easy steps and you will be sure to be next months Voter of the Month.
P.S. go watch my flash, The Parental Mask