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Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 07:59 AM Reply

Mine would be shooting myself in the anus with a shotgun. No ass no poop. You'd have to have a bag inside your self to coolect the excrument. Whats yours?

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 08:01 AM Reply

The worst way would be any way the ended up with me being completely paralyzed.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 08:02 AM Reply

trying to jump of a cliff and ending up halfway paralyzed on a rock.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 08:02 AM Reply

Slitting your writsts and being saved.
The scars would make out outcast.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 08:13 AM Reply

Hanging yourself by your leg, and your leg tears off.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 08:13 AM Reply

Getting hit in the head with a bat and living and having mental problems the rest of your life.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 12:12 PM Reply

How about parking on the train tracks, changing your mind at the last second, unable to get the vehicle out of the way. big crash a bunch of innocent people get killed. you get arrested for causeing the crash, go to jail maybe get convicted and get the death penalty, sound like imposible right, it actually happened recently .


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 12:27 PM Reply

it would have to be like groundhog day because he electrocutes himself and drives off a cliff and jumps off the bell tower,yet he just wakes up the next day

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 12:30 PM Reply

All the ways in that online movie where the guy tries to kill himself a million times but only embarasses himself. Then he actually is successful at the end.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 12:30 PM Reply

slicing my torso to bleed to death, then, someone fixing me. that scar would be huge, and never go away. can't ever live that down.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:02 PM Reply

Shitting out your pelvis bone has gotta be a pain in the arse. And fatal.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:04 PM Reply

At 3/20/05 07:59 AM, kipling wrote: Mine would be shooting myself in the anus with a shotgun. No ass no poop. You'd have to have a bag inside your self to coolect the excrument. Whats yours?

Do a Jackass in a 50 000 steps stair.

It hurts, but you can hardly die.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:04 PM Reply

Crapping out a football.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:06 PM Reply

I think when you're trying to burn yourself and someone put the fire out and you end up with those scars all over you're face and body


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:07 PM Reply

Swallowing barbed wire.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:07 PM Reply

Getting hung by a meat hook through your spine while some one cuts off your arms and legs then puts salt on the cuts so it will last and not get infected. If someone lives through that they would be scared for life.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:08 PM Reply

Poisoning. Have you ever heard the horror stories about people being poisoned? The tortue can last weeks, even months. NO THANK U!


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:19 PM Reply

At 3/20/05 01:08 PM, _Mary_ wrote: Poisoning. Have you ever heard the horror stories about people being poisoned? The tortue can last weeks, even months. NO THANK U!

Only if you do it wrong, and i must say i have been pretty damn lucky to just have failed poisonings that last only 2 days at max.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 01:20 PM Reply

getting your legs slowly cut off centimeter by centimer ahhh that must hurt im good i dont need dat.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 02:52 PM Reply

Oh and this exact thread has been done before.

The worst way to not kill yourself.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:00 PM Reply

mine would be skating down a steep ramp, then launching off and landing on a fence, and the board breaks 50-50, ouch

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Getting lock in a small room with only a gun and nothing else. Then going mad and commiting suicide in the room with the gun. And no one ever finds your body. That would be horrible.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:11 PM Reply

light yourself on fire.

you end up with no eyes maybe no eye lids which mean if you have eyes you need drops every coupe seconds.
ou end up horribly deformed and possibly paralized deaf and blind,horrible

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Being paralyzed would hell suck from waist down anyways still suck. If that happened id shoot myself.


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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:17 PM Reply

Interestingly, I watched Livecorpse's flashes today. Suicide, if you were serious about it, would be shitty, no matter how you went about it. Can you imagine the no-way-out, life-is-horrible mental state you'd be in just before you did it? Pain wouldn't even matter.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 3/20/05 02:52 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Oh and this exact thread has been done before.

The worst way to not kill yourself.

Looks like's someones angry because his recent attempt to kill himself didnt work. Psycho bastard.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 03:26 PM Reply

Well since the point of this thread (is the worst way not to kill yourself, and not the worst way to almost die, or get hurt real bad. THe worst conventional way I can think of to make yourself die is to eat a lot of glass and die of eternal bleeding and infection along your digestive tract.

but a lot of people have been saying "the worst way to kill yourself.

If you mean "the worst way to kill yourself" I would say porobably eating right, regular excersize, no bad habits(drinking smoking ect), leading a low stress lifestyle, staying in good hygene, and getting all the correct vaccinations. Definatly the worst way to kill yourself.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 10:40 PM Reply

At 3/20/05 03:17 PM, kipling wrote:
At 3/20/05 02:52 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Oh and this exact thread has been done before.

The worst way to not kill yourself.
Looks like's someones angry because his recent attempt to kill himself didnt work. Psycho bastard.

Amazingly your right, my head hurts like hell, and so does my arm. Dont ask.

But besides that I do dislike it when an exact duplicate of a currently exsisting thread is made.

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 10:43 PM Reply

mine would be giving ur body to a gay

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Response to Worst way not to kill yourself. Mar. 20th, 2005 @ 10:46 PM Reply

At 3/20/05 12:12 PM, morefngdbs wrote: How about parking on the train tracks, changing your mind at the last second, unable to get the vehicle out of the way. big crash a bunch of innocent people get killed. you get arrested for causeing the crash, go to jail maybe get convicted and get the death penalty, sound like imposible right, it actually happened recently .

...Yeah, one city away from me...

That dude was a fucking cowardly moron, and if you're going to kill yourself... Why do you need a car?