confessions of a teenage liar

[Violent-LJ]

my name is Larry Faultner, i joined Newgrounds a while back and called myself Empty_soul72691, later on i changed it to squirrelof_death. all this time i told the truth about my age and information, i told everyone i was 13. later people started been hateful and rude because i am 13 so i changed my username to puppet master and my age to 21, i also changed my real name on my profile to mark westerman so people wouldn't recognize me. after a couple months i changed it to avenged sevenfold, and it is still my name but i realized that i need to put my information back to normal, i need to quit hiding, and i need to just be me.

[nick-dastardly]

Thanks for that. Being yourself is good, just stop admitting you like Avenged Sevenfold.

[terqui]

hahahahaha

that post made me laugh.

Its the fucking internet, everyone lies.

[gltovar]

see... you 13 year olds are all the same, props on finding a rip in space and time its self to age to 21 then another to go back to thirteen, though. Yeah reply has about as much as a point as this thread.

[Zel0s]

What makes you think that anyone would care at all? Oh noes, stop pretending and be yourself, make sure all the internet people get to know the REAL you because it really matters.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Hey, I'll let you in on something: I'm not actually a Muffin in real life... I'm a human.

Thank god I got that off my chest!

[Patchco]

phew! Thank god you told me this! I can finally sleep at night now

[Powerlungs]

Do u even like avenged sevenfold? ever heard their song holy confessions? its good.

[Sadists-Frayed-Haven]

At 3/16/05 02:41 PM, Pink_beer wrote: EVERYONE LIES ON THE INTERNET FEWEL.

OMFG IM A SUCCESFUL FOOTBALL PLAYER.

and im an outstanding member of society(not)

[Violent-LJ]

it's called UNholy confessions, yes i love avenged sevenfold

[Auz]

Well I don't really care what people who live 4223 miles away from Holland think about me. Why should I, those people doesn't know who I am and what I look like anyway.

[Mistertbones]

Good to see you confess. It is bad to lie.

[Jordan]

you got the crap out of you for being 13? oops i'm 12.

[Fairy-Tale-Romance]

Who cares! Everyone on the internet lies! Hell! I could be some fat, old, bald, ugly dude living in his mom's basement and working part time at Goodwill!

[MidnyteRayne]

A7X owns you in the face.

Oh and no one truely gives a shit who you are on the internet. Anyone can make shit up so it's best to just not to believe much.

[Ammat]

project Chaos

[Ammat]

At 6/11/06 03:39 AM, Ammat wrote: project Chaos

Fuck. I completely posted the wrong thing. I'm sorry, mods.
What I ment to say was:

With Emo names like that, who can blame them for making fun of you.

[SweatyWhiteGuy]

At 3/16/05 02:32 PM, terqui wrote: Its the fucking internet, everyone lies.

Indeed.

[Naitzmic]

At 3/16/05 02:32 PM, terqui wrote: Its the fucking internet, everyone lies.

I always figured it was just the insecure creeps, with low self-esteem who did that...
Out of the millions of internet users, I'd like to believe the majority to be better than that.

oh man you're so commendable for telling the truth about your age despite all of the really mean NG members ='( fuck off

[Trampalite]

Thank you for giving out your true information. ALERT Your age qualifies you to enter our NAMBLA sweepstakes.
one moment while proccessing...............................
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YOU HAVE WON!!!

A NAMBLA representitive will be arriving at your home or apartment shortly.

dress sexy

[SweatyWhiteGuy]

At 6/11/06 03:44 AM, Trampalite wrote: dress sexy

Fap fap fap.

Reminds me of Kauto.

[Military-Mind]

I really dont have a 58 inch penis...

glad to get that off my chest