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Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:39 AM Reply

Hey can body wash(the liqude soap) be used as lube? i was just wondering cuz i noticed it was all slippery and gooish like lube...if not what can be used as lube??(im poor and girlfriend wont buy any to embarrassed:( )

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:42 AM Reply

Well you cou...

I should stop right there. Lest I lose my dignity.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:43 AM Reply

I don't think something like that can be used as lube.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:44 AM Reply

come on i need words of wisdom(i really wana bone her up the ass) :)

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:44 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:39 AM, Randyjackson wrote: Hey can body wash(the liqude soap) be used as lube? i was just wondering cuz i noticed it was all slippery and gooish like lube...if not what can be used as lube??(im poor and girlfriend wont buy any to embarrassed:( )

You'll give her an infection if you use something like that.

Either go buy K-Y Jelly or go down on her before you penetrate.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:46 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:39 AM, Randyjackson wrote: Hey can body wash(the liqude soap) be used as lube? i was just wondering cuz i noticed it was all slippery and gooish like lube...if not what can be used as lube??(im poor and girlfriend wont buy any to embarrassed:( )

uum, you haven't exactly specified what you need lube for...

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:46 AM Reply

Hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alchohol mixed, makes for a wonderful lubricant that brings new levels of pleasure to all involved.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:47 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:44 AM, Randyjackson wrote: come on i need words of wisdom(i really wana bone her up the ass) :)

Is she aware of your intentions?

Not many woman like it brown.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:48 AM Reply

can i get lube off a condom some how? like finger her with the condom and shit well that get it nice and slippery?

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:50 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:48 AM, Randyjackson wrote: can i get lube off a condom some how? like finger her with the condom and shit well that get it nice and slippery?

You seriously can't be 21.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:50 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:40 AM, Pink_beer wrote: HahahaAHahaHaHAaAhAHahahahahAHahaHaahha.

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At 3/15/05 02:44 AM, Randyjackson wrote: come on i need words of wisdom(i really wana bone her up the ass) :)

Don't use body wash as lube. It will just sting and get irritating. If you can't find regular lube, stay away from anal sex (roofle).

At 3/15/05 02:46 AM, Ken_Korrupt wrote: Hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alchohol mixed, makes for a wonderful lubricant that brings new levels of pleasure to all involved.

Body Wash = Lube?

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:51 AM Reply

Ok, I confess.

That shit makes good basturmation material, but i'm not too sure that it would be all that pleasent in the bedroom.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:51 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:39 AM, Randyjackson wrote: Hey can body wash(the liqude soap) be used as lube?

I don't need lube. I absolutely love chaffing. Come to think of it, I've never used lube once in my life while I was fapping.


I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:52 AM Reply

At 3/15/05 02:50 AM, -Jun- wrote:
At 3/15/05 02:48 AM, Randyjackson wrote: can i get lube off a condom some how? like finger her with the condom and shit well that get it nice and slippery?
You seriously can't be 21.

Sadly but truely and yes she wants to try it to

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:52 AM Reply

Oooooooohh! You mean for anal???

I have one thing to ask you:

Are you out of your fucking mind!?!?


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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:54 AM Reply

If this guy really is 21, then I revise my statement:

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Response to Body Wash = Lube? Mar. 15th, 2005 @ 02:54 AM Reply

Oh and words of wisdom here.

STAY AWAY FROM THE SHAMPOO!

It might seem nice and slippery at first, but it will make your dick look like your grandmas finger.