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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 05:26 PM Reply

At 3/7/05 07:59 PM, U-Frontin wrote: viagra just makes it hard right?>

Nope, it definitely makes it ten times bigger.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 05:29 PM Reply

Stay away from Mountain Dew.

Mountain Dew make ya dick little.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:11 PM Reply

One of my friends that was deployed in Afghanistan swears by Extenze. He said there's not much to do out there so him and his friends would take the Extenze everyday or whatever how you're suppose to.

He said it works. I've never seen his dick or anything but eh,


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:11 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: One of my friends that was deployed in Afghanistan swears by Extenze. He said there's not much to do out there so him and his friends would take the Extenze everyday or whatever how you're suppose to.

He said it works. I've never seen his dick or anything but eh,

That's a scam. Same thing with Smiling Bob, there actually both under investigation. It is kinda sad, for the fact that a market ploy targets men who feel inadequacy. Personally, size does not matter, unless your sporting a 3 inch erection.

Myself, I am just average at around 6 and a half inches, but having stamina and knowing how to work with what you got is what makes you a man.

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:20 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:14 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: That's a scam. Same thing with Smiling Bob, there actually both under investigation. It is kinda sad, for the fact that a market ploy targets men who feel inadequacy. Personally, size does not matter, unless your sporting a 3 inch erection.

Myself, I am just average at around 6 and a half inches, but having stamina and knowing how to work with what you got is what makes you a man.

Well, most guys think that have a giant dick is what females want.

Honesly, it matters more so about width than length. But you're in the clear being 6 inches.

Charts are fun!

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:23 PM Reply

1: Get string
2: Tie a knot to both ends, one on your cock, the other on a door handle
3: Slam Door
4: Humongous cock.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:23 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:20 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
Charts are fun!

damn, well im fucked arnt i.

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:25 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:23 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: 1: Get string
2: Tie a knot to both ends, one on your cock, the other on a door handle
3: Slam Door
4: Humongous cock.

help oh no I did this it pulled it off oh shit oh shit I'm suing your ass you bastard


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:28 PM Reply

Slap it.

It works with breasts, so it should work with dicks.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:30 PM Reply

Squeeze your dick until it increases in size, use a rolling pin, it helps.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:23 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
At 10/12/11 06:20 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
Charts are fun!
damn, well im fucked arnt i.

>.> You should let me run some experiments on you to see if that's normal


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Normally I don't like to talk about penis size, but it really doesn't matter as long as it isn't very small.

I never really cared about size, and I never even measured until recently just for laughs, but I an actually above average, at about 7.5 inch long, and 5.5 inch circumference. I'm not sure if my genetics, (I'm italian) or what.

Funnily enough, I've never had a girlfriend.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 06:59 PM Reply

At 10/12/11 06:23 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
At 10/12/11 06:20 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
Charts are fun!
damn, well im fucked arnt i.

Jesus Christ, your dick is huge.

Can I have it?


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 09:04 PM Reply

want bigger penis? hahah well from my experience with locker room change rooms...

1) fat guys don't have bigger penis's. You would think big fat guys (tall included) would have large fat cocks, not so, they're usually not very big at all.

2) old asian men surprisingly have really huge wangs. Who would of thought.

3) short white guy who is 40ish and works out quite a bit, has huuuuge penis.

I don't stare or anything, it's just things I notice. Whether or not these people enhanced their dick or if they grew engorged with age I don't know.

You could probably do enlargement exercises if you were young, but if you already had a gf I don't think it would be fun for you to waste all your erections on making your dick bigger when she would probably just be happy with you fucking her anyway.

I have hit the -EXTREMELY- illusive G-Spot (oh so good) and I'm not saying my dick is small but as long as you're over 6' you should be OK? ha...

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 09:17 PM Reply

don't abuse sexual privileges ie: fuck around like an aggressive slut. that's just dumb and bad. people gonna get hurt.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 09:18 PM Reply

At 6/7/05 04:48 PM, Buddhist wrote: You shouldn't be so concerned about size, it's what you do with it that counts, as long as you're at least five inches, because the vagina is only three to five inches deep. So, yeah. Plus 5-7 inches is average dong length.

I'm confused...when you say you ar e about six inches is that with or without an erection. I'm about six and a half inches with an erection.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Steroids

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 09:58 PM Reply

I heard that the only verifiable way to make your penis bigger is to have surgery on it to make it stretch out. I think the biggest penis anyone ever had thanks to that surgery was like ten inches long. I think the longest penis ever was 10.6 inches and it belonged to someone who remained anonymous. I can't even imagine what kind of procedures they'd do to make your penis bigger, just stretch it out a lot, I guess?


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 10:01 PM Reply

I am fuckin mad at the world, non limp my size is 5 inches, so fucking horrid

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 10:02 PM Reply

Like teh others said, masturbate.

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 10:27 PM Reply

At 3/7/05 07:52 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:
At 3/7/05 07:51 PM, b3nnic3 wrote: We all have naturally big penises.
I thought this was common knowledge

if you a NG user, a big penis is STANDARD.

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 12th, 2011 @ 11:10 PM Reply

Tie a string your penis and to a cinder block and drop it off the roof of your house.


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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 15th, 2011 @ 07:46 PM Reply

At 3/8/05 12:36 AM, Thagomizer wrote: Believe in yourself! Or date a short woman.

I just realized this is the reason I date short women.

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Response to Making your dick bigger Oct. 16th, 2011 @ 11:51 PM Reply

keep tugging on it until errect