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quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:07 PM Reply

After lots of careful thought and planning, as well as magical programming, I came up with quitlife.exe

Aimed at those who are so depressed that they can't stand it anymore, but too poor or too lame to buy a gun and pussy out, quitlife.exe might be just what you're looking for. Simply run the program and call yourself a quitter, because you're now clinically dead.

The program's true usefulness shines when installed onto a handheld PC. Work too much to handle? Tired of your daily commute to and from your dead-end job? Just whip out your Palm pilot, run quitlife.exe, and BAM. All your problems are solved right away.

Don't hesitate, get your copy of quitlife.exe, available through shareware.
Download here, and don't worry about another second.

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Wow! I downloaded quitlife.exe and now I am a better person! Sure no one wants to go out with me because they don't want to be a necrophiliac, but hey, who cares? Thanks quitlife.exe!

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:12 PM Reply

Yeah?
:'(


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:15 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 03:11 PM, Moose_Pie wrote: Sure no one wants to go out with me because they don't want to be a necrophiliac

Who would want to be a lizard, i mean, come on...

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:17 PM Reply

Why not make improvelife.exe instead?


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 03:17 PM, OVlez wrote: Why not make improvelife.exe instead?

No. What I really need is a getlife.exe.

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:20 PM Reply

quitlife.exe gave me aids :(


Minds shall break and bring a clear sky.

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:23 PM Reply

improvelife.exe improved my life TOO much, now I'm so happy I can't feel any negative emotions whatsoever

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:27 PM Reply

Are you going to release quitlifetwiceratherthanonce.exe soon ?


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:32 PM Reply

youguysneedtogetlaid.exe

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:34 PM Reply

I am fearing a virus if I download it...


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:37 PM Reply

quitlife.exe is a scam, when you get it you also have to get leavehell.exe in order not to regret what you have done in a near future, if leavehell.exe is too expenisve for you, you could also get deletesins.exe, but it's still a second purchase.

Don't use those other products that will keep you buying and buying, get improvelife.exe now.

But wait, there's more!

If improvelife.exe isn't what you need, then send it back to us and we'll give you getgoodlife.exe free of charge!!!


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:39 PM Reply

quitlife.exe was amazing, i also purchesed antin00b.exe but that didn't work......there is still so many n00bs on ng..........no one here...but there are so many n00bs, maybe i could try an antistupidfuckingmoronsonnewgrounds.exe ........or better yet.....atchally make one.....i could be rich....


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:39 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 03:32 PM, BareNakedSneepioo wrote: youguysneedtogetlaid.exe

Are you lonely?

Feel you don't go out enough?

Are you about to buy quitlife.exe?

Then you should get get gethornygirl.exe

(too lazy to continue with the propaganda)


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:55 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 03:27 PM, Frozijunkie wrote: Are you going to release quitlifetwiceratherthanonce.exe soon ?

There is no reason to update or improve quitlife.exe, ever. It is perfect, and you only need to use it once.

But you can download nolife.exe as an alternative. Basically the same programming skeleton, but allows you to be content with your lack of any and all signs of life.

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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 03:55 PM, -Manman- wrote: There is no reason to update or improve quitlife.exe, ever. It is perfect, and you only need to use it once.

But you can download nolife.exe as an alternative. Basically the same programming skeleton, but allows you to be content with your lack of any and all signs of life.

Wow spiffy ! This one is for me. Is it shareware ? I pay cash ! Can I share it with my friends or shall I keep it for my own use ?


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Response to quitlife.exe Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 04:03 PM Reply

At 3/2/05 04:00 PM, Frozijunkie wrote: Wow spiffy ! This one is for me. Is it shareware ? I pay cash ! Can I share it with my friends or shall I keep it for my own use ?

It is a shareware program, and no user ever has to pay for my life-ending programs. They are all free of charge. I encourage sharing the program with the rest of your emo livejournal community as quickly as you can.