Hey guys, i was in hellfire peninsula once and then I asked a random guy for gold.
True story, this is what happened
dude: meet in shat dude
me: wheres that
me: ZOMG
dude: haven't been playing long eh
me: ????????
me: WHAT U MEAN
dude: ok i will COD you the gold
me: sounds good
me: how much
me: ??????????????????????????????
dude: 5050g
dude2: u have to know where shat is u dumb ass
me: the ass is dumb
me: shat, is that a pizza store
me: or sumthing
dude: close
me: its not close its open 10am till 3 am
me: and its 6pm now
dude: if you don't know where shat is, where do i send the gold
me: thru the mail
me: DUH!!!!1111!!!!!!
dude: ok at mail box
me:X10000000
me: OK
me: SEND IT
dude: ok it says I can't cuz your on a trial account
me: WTF NO
me: IT CANT BE HAPPENING
me: u ******* right
me: come to thrall of the mar then
dude: let me try again
me: and give me
me: the gold
me: PLOX
me: A S A P A S A P
dude: it says you can't trade with someone on a tiral account, sorry
me: i said now , not then, not before, now!!!
me: all my life is to beg for gold and all i got is this!?!?
me: iu hate u blizzard
me: i rly do
me: and i mean it
me: !!!!!11111
dude: sorry bug, i guess you are still broke
me: SHO TIEM
dude 2: i guess you should learn 2 play the game
me: my items is not teh BR0k3 0m6 u T3h NUb$!111!!1
me: lol
me: ironic isnt it
me: as i said
me: being said that
me: or whatever
dude: well u are the noob u have no gold and we do
me: and its so unfair!! blizzard is unfAir!! players is unfair!! ur all evil!!
me: srsly wtf
me:W
me: T
me: F!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ...
me: im tired
me: :)
me: made a smiley face for u
me: good right
me: is good
dude: bye buddy, don't forget to put me on your friends list
me: ill miss u sooo muc!!
dude: bye
"You have been removed from the group"
And thats how i got a friend, THE...END!!!!