I'll bet he jerked off the day after he made this topic.
I'll bet he jerked off the day after he made this topic.
At 2/28/05 04:42 AM, The-Dave wrote: I'll bet he jerked off the day after he made this topic.
Then I pray to Carmen, Josie and Adriana's souls.
I bet they're still sitting in their powder rooms panting "uhh, huff, oooh,"
At 2/26/05 07:33 PM, -Lauren- wrote: NO FAPPING! Right hand or girls? which one is more attractive?
Girls can never do it right, only a guy knows how he really likes it.
At 2/27/05 01:31 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: lol@people who haven't noticed the voting is over.
I really can't blame them ^^ it are allready 5 fucking pages... But advice on wether to fap or not is allways welcome. For next time I reconsier ending the horror..
Anyway, have you yet seen the pics I sent you?
Maybe I will get to round at it tonight. When I am aaaal alone =) But I willnot fap at them ^^
At 2/27/05 01:40 PM, BloodGirl wrote: This thread is seriously turning me on.
You saying that is seriously turning me on.
I can't imagine the amount of self control you have. You're actually going for a month? I wonder what happens when you finally do fap. OMG I don't want to think about it.
Self control is my middle name... next do 'danger' =) And I am doing 3 weeks and considering a month. And oh yes. It will be a tsunami of love juice indeed ^^
I don't want you to give up, but I'm totally for you just masturbating. Seriously, it protects you against prostate cancer. For men of course. You don't want that to happen do you? For us girls, it's just relaxing and fun.
I know it's good for you. But a few weeks can't hurt me... I <3 fapping. But maybe there are limits... such as 5 times a day <.< >.>
At 2/27/05 12:44 PM, Gingerbread wrote: buzzzz buzzz mmmmmmyesSounds like a good idea for now. See you later people.
lol =)
If nuns are to masturbate they have to use the cross dildo if they dont want to goto hell.
I get teh secks every weekend at least once...
and i fap it Once a day... it makes you last longer
if you do it right b4 u have secks and it works out
some Pen0r muscle that makes u last longer
in general...
So Faps Up guys!!
At 2/28/05 10:39 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: If it is helping with women, then give up the FAP.
Yeah I still am..
Btw DAMN I wish I had the ' every time you fap god kills a kitten' pic now <=(
<3
At 3/1/05 08:52 AM, -Michael- wrote:At 2/28/05 11:05 PM, Thorain wrote: I get teh secks every weekend at least once...Thorain is a pretty hot chick. *faps*
lol. Chicks can't fap =) And wern't you homosexual ^^
At 3/1/05 08:55 AM, -Michael- wrote:At 3/1/05 08:54 AM, -0706- wrote: lol. Chicks can't fap =) And wern't you homosexual ^^No. What makes you think that?
Didn't you make the ' hetrosexualism isn't right' topic?
At 3/1/05 09:00 AM, -Michael- wrote:At 3/1/05 08:57 AM, -0706- wrote:Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm homosexual.
Didn't you make the ' hetrosexualism isn't right' topic?
.... yes it does. Or Bisexual....
At 3/1/05 09:20 AM, -Michael- wrote: No. But the thread did a good job at attracting homophobes, and those are funny people. 21 pages of people thinking I'm gay because I said Heterosexualism wasn't right and believing I actually believed the lies that I was spewing out in that topic. Those were some good times.
I still think you are gay and that you are denieing it. =)
At 3/1/05 08:49 AM, -0706- wrote: Btw DAMN I wish I had the ' every time you fap god kills a kitten' pic now <=(
<3
when your fapping, Remember this.......
btw:
your chances of getting a wet dream are increasing! if the body can't make you do it, it will do it itself >:) ! you better resist those hawt chicks in your dreams...but most of the times when thinking about them...too late!
now you gotta fight night and day! ha
At 3/1/05 09:49 AM, Ultra_Onion wrote:At 3/1/05 08:49 AM, -0706- wrote: Btw DAMN I wish I had the ' every time you fap god kills a kitten' pic now <=(when your fapping, Remember this.......
<3
Every time you post that pic, god deepthroats a domokun.
Hey -0706- I've been meaning to ask you who's the chick in your sig?
OMFG 2 weeks...nowadays I can't last 2 days....
At 3/4/05 12:31 AM, -marzzbar- wrote: OMFG 2 weeks...nowadays I can't last 2 days....
Me neither, so I'll vote for FAP
3 weaks allmost done. How does this make you feel?
Be warned, 0706, of the one month itch. At the end of every month you have not fapped, your dick will itch like crazy all day.Every time, it will itch more. Jacking during the itch will be the best jackoff ever, and gets better the more itches you endure. I have only ever lasted till the four month itch.
Anyhow, now I will ask the Newgrounds BBS what to do: TO FAP, or NOT TO FAP. Vote or I will have to break my non-fapage record, or not.
Geez does this set up remind me of a movie....
i knew how I was going to reply to this before I read the initial post, if you fap at least 2 -3 times or more a day, regularly, you keep your supply low enough to drastically reduce your chances of unitentionally impregnating a woman.
Fucking fap it.
At 3/2/05 04:34 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:At 3/1/05 09:49 AM, Ultra_Onion wrote:Every time you post that pic, god deepthroats a domokun.At 3/1/05 08:49 AM, -0706- wrote: Btw DAMN I wish I had the ' every time you fap god kills a kitten' pic now <=(when your fapping, Remember this.......
<3
Hahah.... That made me laugh =)
At 3/2/05 04:31 PM, deurwaarder wrote: btw:
your chances of getting a wet dream are increasing! if the body can't make you do it, it will do it itself >:) ! you better resist those hawt chicks in your dreams...but most of the times when thinking about them...too late!
Like going to the toiletin your dreams.... *ahhhh, the relief* But wait... arn't I in bed... CRAP.
now you gotta fight night and day! ha
Ha! However I never quite ever had a wet dream... I hardly dream at all. However, chances do grow indeed =) Might be fun... Like 3d porn =)
At 3/4/05 12:31 AM, -marzzbar- wrote: Hey -0706- I've been meaning to ask you who's the chick in your sig?
Good question... Some dude made it... Hawt girl eh =)
At 3/4/05 04:13 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: 3 weaks allmost done. How does this make you feel?
Like I am flossing my penis with barbed wire..... Nah, quite ok actually... Not horney, AT ALL <=/
At 3/4/05 04:18 PM, rocknrollanimal wrote: Be warned, 0706, of the one month itch. At the end of every month you have not fapped, your dick will itch like crazy all day.Every time, it will itch more. Jacking during the itch will be the best jackoff ever, and gets better the more itches you endure. I have only ever lasted till the four month itch.
=O Wow 4 months.... Jebus.... I will just try 1, maybe.... Another Voting topic will be made soon =)
ok, guess what. i am gonna join in your quest. my masturbation stops starting now. and i will keep a record as well
if its getting you in good wit the ladies than dont fap you can do it buddy
rawr
At 3/4/05 04:59 PM, cobain4ever wrote: ok, guess what. i am gonna join in your quest. my masturbation stops starting now. and i will keep a record as well
Good luck my friend! May non-fappage lighten your path to happyness!
At 3/4/05 05:01 PM, -SHIT_TANK- wrote: if its getting you in good wit the ladies than dont fap you can do it buddy
kthx 4 your support!
1h and 40 mmins till the day changes in NL.
Any last words?
At 3/4/05 05:18 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: 1h and 40 mmins till the day changes in NL.
Any last words?
actually just 40 minutes. But I fapped at a saturday somewhere in the evening.... k? So I change it every evening =) I allready did today. My last words will be: OMFG LOLOL I R TEH NONFAPPAGE GAWD"
One time I said I was gonna see how long I could go without masturbation, but the next day, I was like 'fuck it' and I kept going, I lasted about 18 hours, I'm a loser :[
dude, i've been doing it all Lent. it sucks! don't be me, fap away my friend.
How many times do you guys fap in a week (averagely)?
It doesn't matter either way, not fapping leaves you with wet dreams and fapping leaves you tired..
Either way you have to clean it up.