To Fap, or not to Fap.

[Kharbon]

To Fap, or not to Fap. That is the question.

Two weeks ago, I started an experiment. I wanted to see how long I could control my primal instincts and not mastrubate. I allso wanted to see or not fapping had any effect on how I would interact with girls.

Now, two weeks later, I still didn't fap. And I do believe that not doing the five knuckle shake with my yogurt spitter did contribute to better social contact with persons from the other gender. (But still no secks dammit ):

Anyhow, now I will ask the Newgrounds BBS what to do: TO FAP, or NOT TO FAP. Vote or I will have to break my non-fapage record, or not.

My fate lies in your hands.

teh edn.

[22El-Loco22]

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote:
My fate lies in your hands.

It actually lies in yours.The rigth one I pressume :D
Well vote for not to Fap.

[TheDoctor]

Pick the one that brings you the most pleasure.
(fap)

[AapoJoki]

Don't fap. Now that you've gotten rid of your addiction, why start it again?

[That-Is-Bull]

If you can resist masturbation for one more month, I'll give you my website.

[AsthmaticHamster]

Actually, it's been proven that masturbation helps prevent some kind of cancers...

[GunningSoul]

Huh, I think its just a normal thing to masturbate.
Physically, at the least.

[AngryToaster]

I vote for Fap :D

[Kharbon]

At 2/26/05 05:28 PM, 22El_loco22 wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote:
My fate lies in your hands.

It actually lies in yours.The rigth one I pressume :D

lol naic joke ^^

Well vote for not to Fap.

<3 it takes courage to choose the path of non-fappage.

to Fap: 0
not to Fap: 1

At 2/26/05 05:28 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: Pick the one that brings you the most pleasure.
(fap)

Yes, plesure it will bring....

to Fap: 1
not to Fap: 1

At 2/26/05 05:29 PM, Quisty wrote: This is the weirdest goal I have ever seen in my life. You should get off the net if you don't want to fap, because porn is everywhere online @_@

But an old wise saying goes: 'Only a 3-handed man can use his mouse, use his keybord, and use his pen0r at the same time.

[Zerok]

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, fR0ZEN wrote: Actually, it's been proven that masturbation helps prevent some kind of cancers...

Yeah, prostrate cancer, mostly.
And it's good for stress too.

[AsthmaticHamster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Here you go, Fapping helps prevent prostate cancer!
Also, it helps cure insomnia, stimulatesv the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections and releases mood elevating hormones!

Now, end this crazyness and fap, fap, FAP!

[Kharbon]

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, GunningSoul wrote: Huh, I think its just a normal thing to masturbate.
Physically, at the least.

It is. However, maybe 5 times each day was to much.

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, Shadow_of_sonic wrote: Asking for secks on the internet is easy XO

Getting it is another thing =)

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, fR0ZEN wrote: Actually, it's been proven that masturbation helps prevent some kind of cancers...

Prostate cancer. But I think I fapped enough the last few years never to get prostate cancer again =)

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, Aapo_Joki wrote: Don't fap. Now that you've gotten rid of your addiction, why start it again?

Addiction? In a certain way it is. But no one that can hurt the body.

to Fap: 1
not to Fap: 2

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, -Canas- wrote: Dude, longest i've lasted is like 3 days.

I'm impressed

lol thx =)

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: If you can resist masturbation for one more month, I'll give you my website.

omfg hawt pic. btw, you do relise i could actually do one more month... but I do relise you will never give me your site =)

At 2/26/05 05:32 PM, AngryToaster wrote: I vote for Fap :D

to Fap : 2
not to Fap : 2

[Zel0s]

Fap, and if you do get a girl, continue to fap anyway. No matter what you're going to have the urge to tug on your meat stick.

[Scoll]

i havent 'technically' fapped in over 6 months, my girlfriend does it for me! But two weeks without, you have done well, i know i personally couldnt, its just to much fun!

[Denvish]

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote: And I do believe that not doing the five knuckle shake with my yogurt spitter did contribute to better social contact with persons from the other gender.

Well, there's your answer. You now stand a better chance of scoring with a member of the opposite sex, because you are making better contact.
So, that's a vote for non-fapping.

[idle]

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote: To Fap, or not to Fap. That is the question.

I think you should go and release all that pent up stress.

[Kharbon]

At 2/26/05 05:34 PM, fR0ZEN wrote: Now, end this crazyness and fap, fap, FAP!

I am going crazy indeed :O
to Fap: 3
no to Fap: 2

At 2/26/05 05:37 PM, Zel0s wrote: Fap, and if you do get a girl, continue to fap anyway. No matter what you're going to have the urge to tug on your meat stick.

If I get a g/f, I might do it not, or way less. Having an empty sack of seeds when she faps along isn't a cool thing. But when I don't see her in a while: fap, fapfap, fap 'n fap. =)

to Fap : 4
not to Fap: 2

At 2/26/05 05:38 PM, Scoll wrote: i havent 'technically' fapped in over 6 months, my girlfriend does it for me! But two weeks without, you have done well, i know i personally couldnt, its just to much fun!

Well, if you have a g/f to do it for you, it isn't that hard. But I don't understand why girls don't want you to fap? I mean... aslong if you pretend (becouse no-one would) think about her, wouldn't it be ok?

[Interwhat]

On a similar note, I'm going to give up masturbating until April.

[SharkStein]

-0706- I remember your thread about this 2 weeks ago (or something) and I hate to hear that it failed =(
Eigtherway I'm going to advice you stay in the NON-FAP stage cuz I'm sure you will get succes !
... But if it's that urgent then FAP it all out =)

[FUNKbrs]

I say you should fap, but only if a chick is watching, and only if you're all sexy about it. That way chicks with think you are sexy, and by association, the rest of us will look sexier too.

Then, hopefully, if the Alts don't stop us, we will all get laid.

[idle]

At 2/26/05 06:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Then, hopefully, if the Alts don't stop us, we will all get laid.

H Ha, how is that mission going anyway FUNK?

I'm all for this Newgrounds getting us laid activity.

[Kharbon]

At 2/26/05 05:42 PM, Denvish wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote: And I do believe that not doing the five knuckle shake with my yogurt spitter did contribute to better social contact with persons from the other gender.

Well, there's your answer. You now stand a better chance of scoring with a member of the opposite sex, because you are making better contact.

Yes, but It might still be months or more before I have teh sweet seckses 'o love. It's hard. OH YES. It's hard. Maybe just only every saturday might be a solution.

So, that's a vote for non-fapping.

to Fap : 4
not to Fap: 3

At 2/26/05 05:44 PM, -idle- wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote: To Fap, or not to Fap. That is the question.

I think you should go and release all that pent up stress.

Like a rocket it will fly.

to Fap: 5
no to Fap: 3

At 2/26/05 05:46 PM, Interwhat wrote: On a similar note, I'm going to give up masturbating until April.

lol, flail. That is like saying: I will defie gravity right now.

At 2/26/05 05:49 PM, Tal-con wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:26 PM, -0706- wrote:

My fate lies in your hands.

Well, you said yourself that not fapping gave you better social interaction with women, and it's pretty obvious that

Enough social interaction + Women = Sex

Like said before, I can't fucking wait =)

I vote no fap

to fap: 5
not to Fap: 4

At 2/26/05 05:53 PM, SharkStein wrote: -0706- I remember your thread about this 2 weeks ago (or something) and I hate to hear that it failed =(

Eeerr... it didn't? Yet. You choose when it will end =)

Eigtherway I'm going to advice you stay in the NON-FAP stage cuz I'm sure you will get succes !

Thx for your confidence!

... But if it's that urgent then FAP it all out =)

What is it? I will just write you down NON-FAP becouse you said that first and I want to keep it exiting =)

to fap: 5
not to Fap: 5

At 2/26/05 05:55 PM, -Flameboy- wrote: Fapping is a way of life. Fap.

There is no meaning in life but fapping. Hakuna matatta.

to fap: 6
not to Fap: 5

At 2/26/05 06:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I say you should fap, but only if a chick is watching, and only if you're all sexy about it. That way chicks with think you are sexy, and by association, the rest of us will look sexier too.

Fapping in front of a girl = wait long time or eighter get locked up in jail. So I will write you down as not-fap: to get a girl, to fap @ her =)

Good thing I am tried so I will certainly not fap tonight. Would be a wast. I want it to be good, or even better, not done by my own hands =) (I mean some girl, not my mouth your perverts.)

This pic makes it hard, yes.

[That-Is-Bull]

At 2/26/05 05:36 PM, -0706- wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: If you can resist masturbation for one more month, I'll give you my website.

omfg hawt pic. btw, you do relise i could actually do one more month... but I do relise you will never give me your site =)

I'll give you TIB, I swear. All you have to do is not fap for a month!

RESIST.

[ColossesBlade]

i would have too go with fap trust me its all good in the end.

[Ratchety]

don't fap for as long as you can. then, when you do, you'll probably go out cold or something, or have an out of body experience. i fell asleep once.. >_> after like a 5 minute orgasm. yup, it's worth all that non-fapping.

[Sheck]

Fapping releaves stress. There's no reason not to.

[Kharbon]

At 2/26/05 06:08 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:36 PM, -0706- wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:30 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: If you can resist masturbation for one more month, I'll give you my website.

omfg hawt pic. btw, you do relise i could actually do one more month... but I do relise you will never give me your site =)

I'll give you TIB, I swear. All you have to do is not fap for a month!

You know, I could.... But that would be a true torture. =)

RESIST.

The I was hard to click. =)

At 2/26/05 06:09 PM, ColossesBlade wrote: i would have too go with fap trust me its all good in the end.

to Fap: 7
not to Fap: 5

At 2/26/05 06:10 PM, Ratchety wrote: don't fap for as long as you can. then, when you do, you'll probably go out cold or something, or have an out of body experience. i fell asleep once.. >_> after like a 5 minute orgasm. yup, it's worth all that non-fapping.

lol. I better wear a raincoat next time I fap. It will be a tsunami of love juice! =O

to Fap: 7
not to Fap: 6

At 2/26/05 06:11 PM, Sheck wrote: Fapping releaves stress. There's no reason not to.

Not having a sweet hawt pussy to secks gives me stress to =)

to Fap: 8
not to Fap: 5

Anyone ever heard of 'blue balls'. That is you don't secks your balls get all blue. I hope it will not happen =)

[ReB]

my vote: fap

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap!

[AsthmaticHamster]

At 2/26/05 05:54 PM, Tal-con wrote:

At 2/26/05 05:34 PM, fR0ZEN wrote:

Here you go, Fapping helps prevent prostate cancer!

This is the first paragraph of the article.

"They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly."

It says "ejaculate", that means doing it with a woman is just as good. And i don't know about you. but I'd rather do it with a woman than fap anytime.

Well d'uh, but that's not the question here...
Sadly, it seems he doesn't get any sex, so masturbation is the closest thing to avoid prostate cancer...

[SharkStein]

Damn, I wonder what the final result will be ...