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How the hell are you going to borrow it when zombies come and eat ou? And how are you going to make it to the movies without getting eaten?

I'm going to leave your plan to Beta to review. He's doing a good job on yours so far, and I'm sure he can find a lot of more stuff to do with this addition to your plan.

I already live in Canada so I would just go far enough north to where it is always below freezing, and because zombies don't have warm blood running through them they would just freeze and be unable to move. But as soon as I heard about the outbreak I would board up all the windows in my house bring all supplies to the top floor and break down the stair case and wait as long as possible being as quiet as possible.

At 7/6/08 12:59 PM, 100rubberducks wrote: I already live in Canada so I would just go far enough north to where it is always below freezing, and because zombies don't have warm blood running through them they would just freeze and be unable to move. But as soon as I heard about the outbreak I would board up all the windows in my house bring all supplies to the top floor and break down the stair case and wait as long as possible being as quiet as possible.

Your plan is just so.. simple. I know people don't like to make long posts, but your plan needs to be very detailed. Half of my plan personally takes up all of the characters in a post almost. The plan needs to be really detailed. Just a quick paragraph or two, or three even won't do it. A plan has to cover everything that could go wrong and every scenario.

At 7/6/08 12:54 PM, FamilyGuy05 wrote: How the hell are you going to borrow it when zombies come and eat ou? And how are you going to make it to the movies without getting eaten?

Same way I got to the outlet and same way everyone else got to their hide outs :|

It's not that far, about 10 min away from my house. I can make a run for it and bash anything that gets to close, not neccesarily kill every thing in sight :/

Updated again.

The first thing you would have to know about my town is that it is very small. Very few people meaning two things. Not as many zombies and not as many survivors. Actually either doesn't bother me very much. Also, there are a couple of things you should know about where my house is located. The house is located in a very secluded area. My house is located out of town and there are barely any houses around it. There are only four houses nearby my house, which include two summer houses because of the lake right next to my house. Meaning that only once or twice a year there are people in those two houses. The other two houses are the homes of people who are very old and are hooked up to oxygen. I really don't have to worry about anyone being near my house. This should at least buy me a half hour of time which is more then I need. The last things you should know are that I am pretty fast. I run an 11.5 second 100 meters and could run several miles at quite a fast speed before getting tired. I also have experience firing weapons, swinging an axe (since I cut wood every single day pretty much) and I am also pretty strong physically. I can bench press 415 pounds and also have very strong legs.

The first thing that I would do in my plan would to gather the supplies that I can get first around my house. I have a gun rack right in my room so a weapon isn't very far. The guns are of the following type, rifle with scope, shotgun, several handguns, and a magnum. We actually have several rifles with and without scopes. I would grab the bag that I use to put all of my football equipment in, dump it out, and put every weapon and all the ammo into the bag. It won't be too heavy and if the bag can hold a bunch of football equipment it will be able to hold all of the weapons. I would take the one handgun with a holster and holster it to myself for a quick weapon just in case I run into any zombies.

I take the bag out of my room along with the extra football bag that I "accidently" took from football. This bag is for me to grab any and all of the food out of the house, bottles of water, pretty much anything that I can eat, but mostly canned food since some of that stuff last up to three or four years more. I looked around the house earlier today and noticed that there would be about a month's worth of food or two months worth if I really spread things out. One bag at a time I through this stuff out on the porch and head over to my garage which is connected to the house via a breeze way. In the garage I grab the hatchet that is sitting there right on the counter next to the door and I start up the four-wheeler and bring it out the door. I know for a fact that we keep the four-wheeler full of gas, but even if we didn't we have about 5 gas cans full since my dad always keeps them full just in case the gas prices go up. And the four-wheeler is owned personally by me; nobody else rides it or has experience with it.

I take the four-wheeler over only about 100 feet away and hook up the metal wagon too it, which could easily hall not only what I have in the bags, but much more. I drive the four-wheeler over to the porch where the bags are and throw the two in, also throwing the hatchet that I picked up in. I then make one more stop inside of the house with my book bag which I keep not too far away from the door of the house. I run to the kitchen and open up the drawer that has about four flash lights, 100 match books, a couple of lighters, and a shitload of batteries. I throw all of this stuff in the bag and see if there is any leftover food that I could throw in then I leave. On the way out I grab my coat and a cover from the couch and put everything in the wagon making sure that the light stuff is covered by the heavy items. It may seem that I'm taking my time, but this honestly won't take very long and there isn't much, if any threat of somebody coming by and stealing my supplies because of the location of my house.

I get started on the four-wheeler, my destination the elementary school down town. This plan is only assuming that the zombie outbreak is during one of the days that there isn't school. That could be during summer vacation, any other vacations, a holiday, or a weekend. I will make another plan of what I would do if there was school on the day of a zombie outbreak because I don't want to be running into a school already full of people or worse yet zombies. You may have a couple of questions here like why not use a truck or car, or what if the roads are closed off. Well the nice thing about the area that I live is that I have a clear shot to the school via fields instead of roads. Thank god for the country right? Again, I still wouldn't take a car or even a truck with four-wheel drive because both vehicles could bottom out in some of the areas, so I'm not going to take a chance. I have had a lot of experience with the four-wheeler with this wagon attached to it, so there really isn't any worry about tipping it over getting stuck with it in the open field. When I make it to the school is when I really need to get busy. This is also where the layout of my school can be confusing, but just try to envision it.

I park the four-wheeler right next to a picnic table and a shed that is right up against the school. I take everything out and throw it on top of the shed, which is high enough that if you tried to jump up and pull yourself up that you wouldn't be able to reach it. I don't care if they take the four-wheeler now. When all the items are on the roof of the shed I head to the door of the school which is about 50 feet away. This is where I'm probably going to have to shoot the glass of the door, I'm aware that it makes noise, but that doesn't matter since I won't be on the grounds in a couple of seconds. Not very far as soon as you walk in, off to the right, there is a supply room with a ladder in it. I open the door, get in the supple room, shut it behind me, and then climb up the ladder. This ladder leads to a storage room that is about 20 feet up off of the ground. This room is big enough for about 10 to 15 people to live comfortably. I can't rest yet, since my supplies are still on the roof. I don't have to worry about zombies climbing since they can't, but I'm still not going down the way I came up. Only about 10 feet away from the ladder that I came up is another one that leads out of the storage room to the rooftops. I climb up to the rooftops and here I can jump down to the rooftop of the shed that I threw my stuff up on. I then can throw those bags up to the roof top and this part of the building is actually low enough for me to pull myself back up. (Yes, I've done this before actually)I take one bag at a time down to my new base and get all of my supplies organized. This is finally when I can take a break, since I don't have to worry about zombies climbing. I'm not going to head out again until the next day. Another version of this plan will be made just in case the place I want is occupied.

Part two below.

After a night, that hopefully I got some sort of sleep I would then head up to the roof tops. I look around and the following is a quick explanation of what I see. I see a town to the one side, with a grocery store very close by, several houses, and then a mountain after the buildings. I turn to the left and I see a main road that leads off into the next town, but instead of an open entrance to the school there is a metal fence that would be impossible for even a group of zombies to get through unless they had a reason to get through it, like food on the ground level on the other side of it. Another turn to the left and I see more metal fence, and on the other side of it a steep mountain. I again turn left, and see several houses, and the high school. The metal fence surrounds almost the entire school except for the front road to the school and the side road to the school. The metal fence is because there is a cow pasture surrounding the school, meaning there is a metal fence to stop people from getting shocked by an electric fence, which is about a foot inside of the metal one. Then there is about a 20 yard stretch until the other side of the pasture, where again there is a electric fence and a metal fence on the outside of it.

There are several ways down from the top of the school. One would be down on top of the shed, then the picnic table, and to the ground. Another one is a ledge that is up off of the ground, but that would be a far jump and there is no reason to use this unless of an emergency because of the risk of injury. The last place would be an extension to the one roof, which again is high off the ground, but could be used to get down if needed. I will use the one with the roof or the ladder that leads down inside of the school for safety reasons. My next mission would to be to gather food from the cafeteria right in the elementary school. The good thing about schools is there is always a backup generator just in case of a power outage, but that won't last too long. It will be convenient to use the light along with a flash light just in case parts of the school are dark. Making sure the hand gun that I have is fully loaded I keep it ready for anything to quickly happen. The school shouldn't be too dark because it is in the morning so I will keep the flashlight in my pocket. I head down the ladder, gun ready for action until I'm down onto the ground floor. I have the duffle bag, which I emptied, strapped around my shoulder. I'm again in the supply closet and I know for sure that there is softball bats kept in there for the gym class to use. Since I have one free arm, I pick up one of the bats and start heading out into the gym lobby. To the left is the door I broke into and to the right is a wide open gym. There isn't much chance of getting surrounded because of the full sized gym to my right which also has doors to the outside if completely needed. My target is the hallway straight ahead. I head towards it and after a couple of class rooms there is a fork in the hallway in which I can either go left or right. At anytime if there is a zombie that is closing in I can do any of the following. Beat it with the softball bat, shoot it, which I rather not do yet for two reasons, to save ammo and to keep the noise down, or I could lead it back to the gym and easily shake it there then continue on my mission. Again, at the fork in the hallway I can go left or right it doesn't matter because they both lead to the same area, but I will head to the right because it is the shorter path. It should only take a couple of seconds to get to the cafeteria and then this is where I get the bag full of food, mostly the food that doesn't expire. I walk into the cafeteria and then I get all of the food I can and take the same path back to my hideout. I drop the softball bat so I can climb up easier and head up with the bag of food around my shoulder. I continue this as many times as I want a day until all of the food is cleaned out of the school. After the cafeteria is cleaned out then I can head to each individual room in the same exact pattern since almost all of them have a little fridge in them for things like bottles of water.

There are a couple of things that could go wrong with the last part of my plan. Worst case scenario would be that there is a group of people finding safety in the school. I don't want them to find out where I am for the risk of them killing me and taking my food. The second worse thing would be the food was cleared out of the cafeteria already, which is ok because I do have a good supply of food already and I can just go room to room instead. If there are people in the school already then I can do a couple of things. I could head back up to my hideout, barricading the door with supplies so they couldn't find their way to it and then wait it out for a while. This could work because the school is very hard to barricade because of no metal gates and plenty of windows. Even to quicken things up I could get up on the roof and draw some attention to the zombies outside bringing them into the school. Hopefully some of the people find their way out and the zombies follow or the zombies can also kill everyone and I can wait a couple more days so some of the zombies clear out then take the barricade down from the door and keep going as planned.

When getting supplies from the class room I can take a couple of things. Food, drinks, pillows, magazines, books, any towels, rags, soap, forks, spoons, toilet paper, etc.. anything that can be of use, keep me entertained, or help me be comfortable. In my free time, which I will have plenty of, I can re arrange my hide out to make it as comfortable as possible and organize everything. The good thing about having such easy access to the roof is whenever I need to use the restroom, which prevents my living quarters to be uncomfortable. For light to my room I can open the rooftop door, which is the type of door that lies on the roof, not one that is up and down like a regular door.

This ends part two of my plan. Part three involves raiding the nearby high school and another part involves doing the same to the high school. There will be parts after that too.

At 7/6/08 05:49 PM, Corky52 wrote:

Holy shit. Some jesus zombie plannin' here.

Corky, you definitely have the best plan.I don't really think you should continue with the high school part, but that's just me, so keep typing, there's always someone to read.

At 7/6/08 12:47 PM, RocketBean wrote: Alright I think I have an idea here, a way to ensure my plan is fool proof. This IS an add on to my previous plan (pg 433).

Before we go on, where exactly do you live? Not your address, just your location in relation to the nearest city, and the type of community you inhabit.

Well my friend a couple of doors down has some recording equpiment and a speaker I could "borrow" during an event like this. When I'm at the outlet and if I see a lot of people, I'll go to the movie theater aout 8 minutes away. I 'll set up the equipment on the roof and set it to play back my message 10 min later, and have it repeat every 20 seconds. When I get back to the outlet, I'll stroll to the back and wait for my message to play. Anyone that was in the outlet will now be scrambling to get to the movie theater to look for "Army help" as my messaged imposed. I'll check quickly outside and enter through the back, where I would set up a trap at the door and procede with my normal plan.

I feel like you are underestimating the general intelligence that most people have. Especially after the first month or so, when people will not be easy to fool. Also, you have to move eight minutes away every time you see people coming, which is risky because your Base might be surrounded with zombies.

Now anyone who knows better and decided to go back instead of waiting there, will get a nice ton of bricks smashed on him or fall victim to whatever other trap I construct. The message will also rewuire the people to wait there for 3 days, in which hopefully they get killed. Now people will not no of my occupation in home depot and would not search for me. If someone does stumble into my sanctuary, they lose their life.

How do you intend to kill these people? You have no guns, no real weapons. Traps are not easy to design or build, do you have any experience in constructing them?

Now remember, I just plan to live here until the food runs out. Until then I have no intenions of leaving at all. But as said when worst comes to worst, instead of hoping to find a boat, I'll risk another journey to my father's friends max's house and take his keys to his boat. Now before every assumes he would take his boat, i assure you he wouldn't. I disscused many things like this with him and he always said the samething "Screw the boat, I'm taking the car and my kids out of here and going right o canada!". Now if he does change his mind, I can go with the less favorable option. I would steal one of his kayaks (Is that how you spell it?) and go along the nearest river till I make it to sea, where I would try to make the trip from Jersey to The statue of liberty. It sounds weird but people don't live there so I could! I would search the island and staute, killing all I could until I feel safe. Then I would plant a garden and set up a rain catcher. During the winter months I would build a fishing rod and fish. This is what I would do till it was all over or until I died!

Someone will have likely already stolen the boat. Also bear in mind that zombies can travel underwater, and will be swept by the current toward the island. Ellis Island is not easy to defend, and the population density in the neighboring area is enormous. Someone is likely already there, so you again run into problems with people. Do you know how to build a fishing rod/rain catcher, and can you farm? Where do you get your raw materials and seeds, and how will you transport them onto the island? How will you kill any zombies you encounter there/on the way there? Do you know how to kayak? How many miles is the trip to Ellis? Think not only about WHAT you are doing, but HOW you will be able to do it.

At 7/6/08 05:49 PM, Corky52 wrote: After a night, that hopefully I got some sort of sleep I would then head up to the roof tops. I look around and the following is a quick explanation of what I see. I see a town to the one side, with a grocery store very close by, several houses, and then a mountain after the buildings. I turn to the left and I see a main road that leads off into the next town, but instead of an open entrance to the school there is a metal fence that would be impossible for even a group of zombies to get through unless they had a reason to get through it, like food on the ground level on the other side of it. Another turn to the left and I see more metal fence, and on the other side of it a steep mountain. I again turn left, and see several houses, and the high school. The metal fence surrounds almost the entire school except for the front road to the school and the side road to the school. The metal fence is because there is a cow pasture surrounding the school, meaning there is a metal fence to stop people from getting shocked by an electric fence, which is about a foot inside of the metal one. Then there is about a 20 yard stretch until the other side of the pasture, where again there is a electric fence and a metal fence on the outside of it.

I didn't realize you had fresh meat lying around. How lucky of you. Mooing might draw zombies though, so killing the cows might be helpful. Still, you could use the milk/meat, so weigh the options.

There are several ways down from the top of the school. One would be down on top of the shed, then the picnic table, and to the ground. Another one is a ledge that is up off of the ground, but that would be a far jump and there is no reason to use this unless of an emergency because of the risk of injury. The last place would be an extension to the one roof, which again is high off the ground, but could be used to get down if needed. I will use the one with the roof or the ladder that leads down inside of the school for safety reasons. My next mission would to be to gather food from the cafeteria right in the elementary school. The good thing about schools is there is always a backup generator just in case of a power outage, but that won't last too long. It will be convenient to use the light along with a flash light just in case parts of the school are dark. Making sure the hand gun that I have is fully loaded I keep it ready for anything to quickly happen. The school shouldn't be too dark because it is in the morning so I will keep the flashlight in my pocket. I head down the ladder, gun ready for action until I'm down onto the ground floor. I have the duffle bag, which I emptied, strapped around my shoulder. I'm again in the supply closet and I know for sure that there is softball bats kept in there for the gym class to use. Since I have one free arm, I pick up one of the bats and start heading out into the gym lobby. To the left is the door I broke into and to the right is a wide open gym. There isn't much chance of getting surrounded because of the full sized gym to my right which also has doors to the outside if completely needed. My target is the hallway straight ahead. I head towards it and after a couple of class rooms there is a fork in the hallway in which I can either go left or right. At anytime if there is a zombie that is closing in I can do any of the following. Beat it with the softball bat, shoot it, which I rather not do yet for two reasons, to save ammo and to keep the noise down, or I could lead it back to the gym and easily shake it there then continue on my mission. Again, at the fork in the hallway I can go left or right it doesn't matter because they both lead to the same area, but I will head to the right because it is the shorter path. It should only take a couple of seconds to get to the cafeteria and then this is where I get the bag full of food, mostly the food that doesn't expire. I walk into the cafeteria and then I get all of the food I can and take the same path back to my hideout. I drop the softball bat so I can climb up easier and head up with the bag of food around my shoulder. I continue this as many times as I want a day until all of the food is cleaned out of the school. After the cafeteria is cleaned out then I can head to each individual room in the same exact pattern since almost all of them have a little fridge in them for things like bottles of water.

This actually is more detail than I needed. Basically, the cafeteria is down the hall and you walk there, right?

Still, water is more important than food, so how much water can you obtain in this fashion? And do you have access to any large open containers that you can put on the roof? You need to secure water first, food second. You seem to have many canned foods, but bottled water will be more scarce due to higher demand in the early stages of the outbreak. Are there rivers nearby, and what is the average rainfall in your area?

There are a couple of things that could go wrong with the last part of my plan. Worst case scenario would be that there is a group of people finding safety in the school. I don't want them to find out where I am for the risk of them killing me and taking my food. The second worse thing would be the food was cleared out of the cafeteria already, which is ok because I do have a good supply of food already and I can just go room to room instead. If there are people in the school already then I can do a couple of things. I could head back up to my hideout, barricading the door with supplies so they couldn't find their way to it and then wait it out for a while. This could work because the school is very hard to barricade because of no metal gates and plenty of windows. Even to quicken things up I could get up on the roof and draw some attention to the zombies outside bringing them into the school. Hopefully some of the people find their way out and the zombies follow or the zombies can also kill everyone and I can wait a couple more days so some of the zombies clear out then take the barricade down from the door and keep going as planned.

Luring zombies to kill humans . . . crafty . . . . sounds familiar. :)

When getting supplies from the class room I can take a couple of things. Food, drinks, pillows, magazines, books, any towels, rags, soap, forks, spoons, toilet paper, etc.. anything that can be of use, keep me entertained, or help me be comfortable. In my free time, which I will have plenty of, I can re arrange my hide out to make it as comfortable as possible and organize everything. The good thing about having such easy access to the roof is whenever I need to use the restroom, which prevents my living quarters to be uncomfortable. For light to my room I can open the rooftop door, which is the type of door that lies on the roof, not one that is up and down like a regular door.

Good ideas, but schools have shitty comfort stuff. You might as well take the trip to nearby houses to grab better stuff, like two-ply toilet paper. OR you could load comfort stuff up in your initial trip from home to school, if there's room.

This ends part two of my plan. Part three involves raiding the nearby high school and another part involves doing the same to the high school. There will be parts after that too.

Pretty good, not much can go wrong. Some bad scenarios could involve the people who wander in creating their own barricades in other niches in the building, or you luring more people than zombies with your shenanigans. You could always break out the big guns though if people become a problem.

More Importantly: What do you intend to do if survivors see you and want help? And how will you deal with people you know who show up? Just curious about your survivor policies, that's all.

i'm back and ready to review some plans from some newbies

At 7/7/08 02:47 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

I didn't realize you had fresh meat lying around. How lucky of you. Mooing might draw zombies though, so killing the cows might be helpful. Still, you could use the milk/meat, so weigh the options.

Yeah, I guess I didn't even think about that. They could be used as food since they will live pretty much on their own for awhile.

This actually is more detail than I needed. Basically, the cafeteria is down the hall and you walk there, right?

Basically, I was just trying to get a basic outline for everyone.

Still, water is more important than food, so how much water can you obtain in this fashion? And do you have access to any large open containers that you can put on the roof? You need to secure water first, food second. You seem to have many canned foods, but bottled water will be more scarce due to higher demand in the early stages of the outbreak. Are there rivers nearby, and what is the average rainfall in your area?

Well it's rained almost every single day of this month actually. I could always get those plastic totes that all those class rooms have to keep toys in. Especially the kindergarten rooms where they have several of these. I just put them up on the roof for rain and there is actually a river right outside the one fence in the cow pasture.

Luring zombies to kill humans . . . crafty . . . . sounds familiar. :)

The thing is hopefully I will be out of the way up on the roof where the people have no clue what's going on.

Good ideas, but schools have shitty comfort stuff. You might as well take the trip to nearby houses to grab better stuff, like two-ply toilet paper. OR you could load comfort stuff up in your initial trip from home to school, if there's room.

I think I would be pushing it if I got stuff from home in terms of how much room I have. I could always get stuff from the kindergarten room because I know for sure they have a couch with pillows and a couple of pillows for nap time. I also figured some other places to go to, there is a dentists office, and nurses office which I should be getting supplies from too. These places are right in the school of course.

Pretty good, not much can go wrong. Some bad scenarios could involve the people who wander in creating their own barricades in other niches in the building, or you luring more people than zombies with your shenanigans. You could always break out the big guns though if people become a problem.

Maybe the cows will bring in enough zombies to clear out the people. It's very hard to barricade any of the other spots due to all the windows and doors. So they may naturally just get chased out by the zombies without my shenanigans. I may have to pull out the guns like you say.

More Importantly: What do you intend to do if survivors see you and want help? And how will you deal with people you know who show up? Just curious about your survivor policies, that's all.

I rather stay away from survivors all together. I don't want anyone else involved with my plans. If someone shows up that I know I still rather stay hidden unless they are someone I know that is capable of helping or some other sort of entertainment if you understand what I mean.

At 7/7/08 01:48 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/7/08 02:47 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

:capable of helping or some other sort of entertainment if you understand what I mean.

Like grabbing a toddler and beating him with a lead pipe? :D!

joking, oh god, joking. I doubt there will be anybody that your going to find physically attractive around at the time of an infection. And do you really want to hump somebody when you are surrounded by the living dead who want nothing more than to eat you? Eh, your tastes though.

At 7/7/08 01:21 AM, Reapertonn wrote: so keep typing, there's always someone to read.

Indeed, there is. I just got done reading the whole thing and I must say, it's pretty entertaining. Look forward to reading more, Corky.

At 7/7/08 02:43 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote:

At 7/7/08 01:21 AM, Reapertonn wrote: so keep typing, there's always someone to read.

Indeed, there is. I just got done reading the whole thing and I must say, it's pretty entertaining. Look forward to reading more, Corky.

Yeah, pretty soon.

Maybe you could try one sometime.

Corky, your plan is 100% proof.

I think i finally got it!!!

If (when) I wake up and zombies start invading for whatever reason, i would just gather lots of suplies like food, botteled water, and knives (my family doesn't own a gun) and step out the door, up my street. I live in a small town, filled with roads and a HUGE creek. I would go up the road to the gun store which is near my neighborhood, and stock up on guns and ammo. I pick a couple of pistols and shotguns, and hit the road. I have at least three choices of hideouts: 1. My local grocery store. 2. my middle school, and three, my elementary school. I pick the middle school, since its huge and, if i went in the grocery store, the zombies would be attracted to the meat (can zombies open containors and stuff like that?) I figure that if i need to pick a main HQ, it would be in the Cafateriea, because it has doors lead to outside, and theres a neighborhood that is right next to the running track, so i could loot some houses if needed. I start to work on my plan: I would pile up trash cans to make a crappy barracade, and, to spoof it up, i could run to the gym and jump ropes and tie them around something to make a shitty trip wire, but they could probably do something to it, but its worth a shot. I would run to the clinic and grab some first aid kits and stuff. I keep a look out during the night, and stay awake.

THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF MY PLAN, and more will be coming soon!

I am a huge zombie fan and actually created and run a zombie group in Orlando, Florida called ZoCO (Zombie Crawl Orlando). We get together people and have them pay $10 to get "zombified", then we release them in public areas in broad daylight and videotape the general publics reactions. We use the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks as our "Zombie Bible", :-)

We're always looking for other zombie fans around the globe who want to network with us and have zombie groups of their own. We provide them with tips and online help to get more zombie outbreaks started!

Links!:

OUR WEBSITE

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At 7/7/08 02:09 PM, TimeCrush wrote:

At 7/7/08 01:48 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/7/08 02:47 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

capable of helping or some other sort of entertainment if you understand what I mean.

Like grabbing a toddler and beating him with a lead pipe? :D!

Toddlers are more fun to beat with aluminum bats, because they hurt your hand less and then you get to really enjoy beating it, instead of killing it in one hit with the lead.

joking, oh god, joking.

Oh, um . . . me too then . . . XD

That makes me wonder though, if a toddler is zombified at age 1, will it crawl around after you instead of walk. And by the time it reaches age 3 to 5, will it learn to walk? Furthermore, when a woman is zombified while pregnant, what happens to the baby? If in the early stages of fetal developement will it stop developing and die, or will it continue to develop into a zombie? If the woman is zombified while giving birth, will the baby exhibit some or all zombie characteristics?

I doubt there will be anybody that your going to find physically attractive around at the time of an infection. And do you really want to hump somebody when you are surrounded by the living dead who want nothing more than to eat you? Eh, your tastes though.

If you have to listen to the moaning long enough, you will probably tune it out all together, like the way NYC residents learn to ignore traffic sounds. And when surrounded by rotting corpses, your standards are bound to drop, and just about anyone will become attractive. Still, someone who is on the move during an outbreak will have to be physically fit, and will probably have nice legs, a flat stomach and worn/ripped (aka revealing) attire. Couple that with the fact that fear is a powerful aphrodisiac, and you have an ideal boning environment. An outbreak is not a good environment to raise a child though, so use a condom or cut your balls off . . . lol. No I'm serious, cut your balls off . . . :(

At 7/8/08 03:10 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

At 7/7/08 02:09 PM, TimeCrush wrote:

At 7/7/08 01:48 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 7/7/08 02:47 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:

And when surrounded by rotting corpses, your standards are bound to drop, and just about anyone will become attractive. Still, someone who is on the move during an outbreak will have to be physically fit, and will probably have nice legs, a flat stomach and worn/ripped (aka revealing) attire. Couple that with the fact that fear is a powerful aphrodisiac, and you have an ideal boning environment. An outbreak is not a good environment to raise a child though, so use a condom or cut your balls off . . . lol. No I'm serious, cut your balls off . . . :(

I hate to say it but I dont even think I could get it up in that situation. It would just be messed up to start screwing some chick during the Z-day war.

Side note http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9345 63 My new topic, pop a post in there for the hell of it.

Can i just rape the zombie?

At 7/8/08 10:55 AM, Midgetfrog wrote: Can i just rape the zombie?

Its not rape if you shout "SUPRISE!"

Just some quick entertainment.

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I have been reading this forum for some time now, can I join?

At 7/7/08 07:26 PM, cjcjcool wrote: I think i finally got it!!!

If (when) I wake up and zombies start invading for whatever reason, i would just gather lots of suplies like food, botteled water, and knives (my family doesn't own a gun) and step out the door, up my street. I live in a small town, filled with roads and a HUGE creek. I would go up the road to the gun store which is near my neighborhood,

people will think like you and go to the gun store and by the time you get there any decent gun will be gone or people will riot and the noise/blood will attract zombies

. I pick a couple of pistols and shotguns, and hit the road. I have at least three choices of hideouts: 1. My local grocery store. 2. my middle school, and three, my elementary school. I pick the middle school, since its huge and, if i went in the grocery store, the zombies would be attracted to the meat (can zombies open containors and stuff like that?) I figure that if i need to pick a main HQ, it would be in the Cafateriea, because it has doors lead to outside,

access from out side thats a mistake you'll have zombies trying to get in constantly to try to eat you

and theres a neighborhood that is right next to the running track, so i could loot some houses if needed.

by the time you've set up a barricade those houses will be looted for the best things so why put your self in unnessesary danger

I start to work on my plan: I would pile up trash cans to make a crappy barracade, and, to spoof it up, i could run to the gym and jump ropes and tie them around something to make a shitty trip wire, but they could probably do something to it, but its worth a shot. I would run to the clinic and grab some first aid kits and stuff. I keep a look out during the night, and stay awake.

a few other things are how far away are you fron that creek you mentioned and where will you get food this plan has to last you for 5/10 years i suggest getting a better hq because your current one is too accesable and schools are notoriously hard to barricade also what if this happens on a school day and every one is in school. you must consider every possibility

THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF MY PLAN, and more will be coming soon!

A lot of zombie survivalists make the mistake of relying on shotguns for defense against the undead. Shotguns are a BIG mistake. They only provide power in close range firing and you want to be as far from a zombie when engaging them in combat. They're bulky, don't hold many rounds at one time, have a long reload time, are inaccurate at medium to long range, and the constant kick back would wear down your arms and kill your accuracy.

Always go with a pistol first, for mid to long range use a type of automatic rifle, preferably a .22. They aren't very strong but you need to remember it just needs to be strong enough to penetrate a layer a skull and destroy the brain.

A few pictures of me as a zombie:

Sorry, I forgot to post my plan.

If zombies invade I wouldn't have a gun because I live in Wimbledon. (guns are banned in England.)
So first I would grab my hammer. Second I would barricade the doors. I would then grab knives from the kitchen, go to the terrace and trow the knives at any zombies which are outside my house. There is a grocery store just down the hill so I would stock up on suplies there. I would take several journeys to the grocery store and back so I always have one hand to kill zombies with my hammer.

Moon, and any one else wanting to be a new member, if you want to become a member then please make a long detailed plan on what you would do to survive a zombie outbreak if it really happened. The plan has to be realistic and well thought out. Here is an example of my plan. It takes up two posts and it's not even close to being finished.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2347 38/434

Your plan doesn't have to be that long, but it is recommended.