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Please excuse the double post, but this is just too good to pass up.

Message recieved from noobkiller:

Go to hell u fuckin cock sucker. I hope that when u get there the devil rapes u and forces u to take viagra!!!

OOOOH, IM SO SCARED!

Please leave this crew before we are forced to take more official action.

I got miss up alright?
Your the idiot.

At 11/11/07 03:37 PM, PicoZX wrote: I got miss up alright?
Your the idiot.

Dude, YOU'RE (see what I did there with the apostrophe?) the idiot.

Type your sentences correctly!

At 11/11/07 03:37 PM, PicoZX wrote: I got miss up alright?
Your the idiot.

Ah, who hasn't got miss up before.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. In fact, just go to hell.

Wow, whats been going on here, its been a while ZSC.

Any Wii owners looking forward to RE: Umbrella Chronicles in two days? I probably won't pick it up until around Christmas, but I highly value everyones opinion.

Never did get to post my corpse paint pic here.

well here it is rate my deadness!!!

At 11/11/07 08:47 PM, AwesomeSaurus wrote: Wow, whats been going on here, its been a while ZSC.

Any Wii owners looking forward to RE: Umbrella Chronicles in two days? I probably won't pick it up until around Christmas, but I highly value everyones opinion.

Im just really happy I will be able to get a game for the Wii that is not just a minigame collection.

I'll at least give it a rent, depending on how lengthy it is.

At 11/11/07 03:37 PM, PicoZX wrote: I got miss up alright?
Your the idiot.

Leave.

At 11/11/07 08:51 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Never did get to post my corpse paint pic here.

well here it is rate my deadness!!!

Fucking dumb.

The usual.

At 11/12/07 02:31 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Fucking dumb.

The usual.

Someones panties are in a knot...

Someones panties are in a knot...

HEY, that was one night and I was drunk, give me a break. *steals zombies head and runss off* Wait how did you even know I was.....shit.

At 11/12/07 01:21 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

HEY, that was one night and I was drunk, give me a break. *steals zombies head and runss off* Wait how did you even know I was.....shit.

That was ok. The whole zombie head thing threw me off a little but it still got me to chuckle a little.

Also Smeag you should work on your face-painting skills more. Make it greener and lighter colored. And make sure ALL of your seeable skin is the same color. Also try and wear more tattered clothing.

At 11/12/07 02:31 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 11/11/07 08:51 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Never did get to post my corpse paint pic here.

well here it is rate my deadness!!!

Fucking dumb.

The usual.

LOst is just mad because I still love him and he fails to make me kill myself!! :)

Also remember that you're dead, so you're skins not goin to be smooth, I suggest putting toilet paper on your cheeks (adheered with some liquid latex and smoothed at the edges) this will give you're cheeks a rough, ragged look, you can also tear it a little to make a wound.

Also, my thing is that all zombies have a story, what happened up to that point to you're zombie? My Holloween zombie had two holes, one on each cheek, where he walked into a truck that had two metal pipes in the bed resulting in a little tear in the cheeks, he also had a bloody spot on a hole on his shirt, this is where he was shot with a low caliber bullet in the chest by a skitso (spelling?), ofcourse it didn't kill him, also I walked with my left foot turned inward t'words my right, this was from it getting on a uprooted root causeing it to crack that way.

One thing I do compliment you on is the eyes, how did you get you're eyes (themselves) to look black? I also put black around my eyes to make them look sunken, but it didn't work as good.

At 11/12/07 08:36 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Also remember that you're dead, so you're skins not goin to be smooth, I suggest putting toilet paper on your cheeks (adheered with some liquid latex and smoothed at the edges) this will give you're cheeks a rough, ragged look, you can also tear it a little to make a wound. AND MORE.

Careful; you might be getting a little too elaborate for poor Smeagol.

Speaking of costumes and such, has anybody tried disguising themselves as a Halloween decoration (such as a "scarecrow" that holds the bowl of goods) and scaring the living shit out of anybody who dares walk up to your door? I need to try that next time.

At 11/12/07 09:39 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

Speaking of costumes and such, has anybody tried disguising themselves as a Halloween decoration (such as a "scarecrow" that holds the bowl of goods) and scaring the living shit out of anybody who dares walk up to your door? I need to try that next time.

I knew some dudes that were pretending to be hanged people up front. They'd scare them away before the people got to the front door. XD

At 11/12/07 09:39 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

Speaking of costumes and such, has anybody tried disguising themselves as a Halloween decoration (such as a "scarecrow" that holds the bowl of goods) and scaring the living shit out of anybody who dares walk up to your door? I need to try that next time.

Hmm I totally would, but my costume was pretty easy to see that I was a person, and frankly I just don't have the patients, otherwise it'd be funny as hell, I've always loved those people who go a little further in the Holloween spirit....GO HOLLOWEEN!

At 11/12/07 08:36 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

It's Black Metal corpse paint not zombie. I do this alot Im gonna do a winter one. in the forest.

The blackness of my eyes was natural just point the camra towards the sky.

can I join? I have devoted 2 years of my life to researching zombies and what makes them work and by far the zsg has helped me clear most of my research up. plz plz plz?

At 11/13/07 11:15 PM, 1337leader wrote: can I join? I have devoted 2 years of my life to researching zombies and what makes them work and by far the zsg has helped me clear most of my research up. plz plz plz?

If we let people in based on their enthusiasm, then I'd say yes.

Your grammar tells me to say "no".

At 11/13/07 11:52 PM, Xtesh wrote:

At 11/13/07 11:15 PM, 1337leader wrote: can I join? I have devoted 2 years of my life to researching zombies and what makes them work and by far the zsg has helped me clear most of my research up. plz plz plz?

If we let people in based on their enthusiasm, then I'd say yes.

Your grammar tells me to say "no".

now that was a low blow

At 11/14/07 12:33 AM, 1337leader wrote: now that was a low blow

That's exactly what I would tell you.

1337 to join this club you need to make a farely well made survival plan and must type with proper grammer, so do these things and you may have a chance at joining.

At 11/12/07 09:39 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

Speaking of costumes and such, has anybody tried disguising themselves as a Halloween decoration (such as a "scarecrow" that holds the bowl of goods) and scaring the living shit out of anybody who dares walk up to your door? I need to try that next time.

I wanted to do that this year SO badly! This one guy last year was on stilts and just stood perfectly still outside of his house in a corner between his awning and his actual house. He got me good.

ok 2 years of research hasn't fucked up my survival plan

first I'll defend my home for awhile till everything dies down then bail with my family and head to the nearest prison(preferably one with stone walls), raid the armory, establish a government within the prison, and stay there for the duration. plain, simple, and easy to cover.

I'LL JOIN! *Attacked by a group of zombies from behind.* *Dead*

Guess i'd better not then.

At 11/14/07 03:51 PM, 1337leader wrote: ok 2 years of research hasn't fucked up my survival plan

first I'll defend my home for awhile till everything dies down then bail with my family and head to the nearest prison(preferably one with stone walls), raid the armory, establish a government within the prison, and stay there for the duration. plain, simple, and easy to cover.

*sigh* When will people ever learn. Ok, what I want you to do is this: section off what weapons you'll use, supplies you'll need (like bandages, medicines, sterilizers), how you will fortify your shelter (remember the places that humans will naturally flock to e.i. malls, supermarkets, PRISONS, the police department, and gun shops), these places will be heavily laden with undead, so stay away from these places.

Really go indepth with your plan, think of the possible scenerios, survivors could try to take over your shelter, zombies could box in your house trapping you inside, ther's all sortts of things that could happen.

Oh, and that whole thing of establishing a government? You might as well forget that, people are stubborn as mules and dumber than racis.

At 11/14/07 04:20 PM, smc316 wrote: I'LL JOIN! *Attacked by a group of zombies from behind.* *Dead*

Guess i'd better not then.

Sorry for the double post, hit the "Post" button before I remembered to review this one.

Ok this is getting rediculus, how many times must I tell you people....make a survival plan and then we will decide where it needs improvement and IF you can join, so try again.

At 11/14/07 05:31 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

Ok this is getting rediculus, how many times must I tell you people....make a survival plan and then we will decide where it needs improvement and IF you can join, so try again.

*Flails arms wildly*

YOU FOOL!

Realize what you're doing for once! Please! As a fellow member I give you this advice- DO NOT TREAD ON LC'S TERRITORY!

At 11/14/07 03:51 PM, 1337leader wrote:

I'm not LC, but I also don't bounce people out,

HOWEVER.

Lost Chances doesn't want to see this. Before he even thinks of rating that, you'll need to elaborate on things.

first I'll defend my home for awhile till everything dies down then bail with my family

How will you fortify and defend your abode? How will you escape? Do you have a plan of your house's layout?

and head to the nearest prison(preferably one with stone walls),

Is that prison near? Be realistic; if there is no old time prison near your house, you aren't going to an old time prison.

establish a government within the prison,

BEEP. Problem detected. According to your profile, you are thirteen years of age. Do you know how many people will listen to a 13 year old, let alone let you give suggestions? A prison is filled with people who don't want to take shit from an early teen. Even if somebody else takes control for you, how will you maintain control, how will you get it in the first place?

and stay there for the duration. plain, simple, and easy to cover.

What happens if your fortress is overrun? You die? As little a chance as it is, your fortress may be breached, but there's also a real danger of running out of food, water, and when the plumbing shuts off, you'll have alot of unhappy campers running around looking for a place to take a long, undisturbed shit.

Details, mate. Details.

Twillight-Knight long time no see buddy. :D

Theres really nouthing zombie going on in the world.................YET!