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Umm whats a zed u keep talking about it and still don't no what it is, and no i don't watch zombie movies that much because they don't come on

At 8/18/07 04:26 AM, Xtesh wrote:

Don't know what? Anything? What we're talking about?
What?

And what is up with your sig DSS?

im not sure who wrote that zombies would be crushed by the underwater pressure, but you're wrong.

The water is equilibriated throughout the courpse which causes the corpse to NOT collapse under the pressure.

because zombies don't have air in their lungs.

At 8/19/07 03:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: thats a good question if zombies get crushed by water pressure Ill do some research

Actually, if they dont have air in their lungs, as Daze said, the pressure will do little except cause fractures, and we all know that doesn't faze zeds. And please remove that giant scam ad from your sig, not only does it make you look like a douchebag, its against NG rules.

At 8/19/07 04:02 PM, AbbadonTheDespoiler wrote:

Actually, if they dont have air in their lungs, as Daze said, the pressure will do little except cause fractures, and we all know that doesn't faze zeds. And please remove that giant scam ad from your sig, not only does it make you look like a douchebag, its against NG rules.

Oh. So I guess that Australia would be screwed too. Then all is right with the world.

At 8/19/07 07:11 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote:
Oh. So I guess that Australia would be screwed too.

They have a giant rock to sit on.

So are we writing a story here - or do Ihave to start it myself :P

I have freetime today :D
and tomorrow. . .

What if i didd a little choose your adventure story first one to answer gets to advance the story.

At 8/20/07 09:50 AM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

What if i didd a little choose your adventure story first one to answer gets to advance the story.

I have a better idea! I'll give you a riddle to answer and whoever answers it (or the majority) correctly wins. How does that sound?

Seriously where is Long-Distance-Runner!?!?!?!?

At 8/20/07 03:09 PM, SplinterCellClock wrote: Seriously where is Long-Distance-Runner!?!?!?!?

Why... GTFO... do... GTFO... you... GTFO... care?

I was not spamming, just asking!,

At 8/21/07 11:17 AM, SplinterCellClock wrote: I was not spamming, just asking!,

Well are you even a member here? If not then why are you posting?

Alright, I'm not a member to this little group yet, but I would like to ask, in your guys' opinions, what would make the ultimate zombie killing weapon? By this I don't mean just saying "M1 Carbine, GTFO". I mean actually try to imagine a new weapon.

Where does I get this Zombie Survival?

Also, I'd get Some huny(never spoils, and kills bacteria), and my uncles big ass claymore(sword), and his Ninja Sword, and just kill em, then just camp it out on his roof.

At 2/22/05 01:07 PM, Long-Distance-Runner wrote: This club is for all that is zombie related, for those those who show a slight interest or even an obsession. I myself am a big fan of the "of the dead" series but like alot of zombie films.
Anyone bought this new "zombie survival" book? I strongly advise anyone to buy it.

-NO SPAMMING

-NO FLAMING like "U r tEh GhEY"

-Keep it zombie!

-Mods please, if it doesnt look as if its going anywhere at first, just leave it to the abyss instead of locking it.

Soooooo.... What would YOU do if your city was zombified? Personaly once i'd be done shitting myself i'd grab a large pole/knife/anything thats blunt and hurts and get to a high point, preferably a roof top and sit it out.

I study Solanum and the causes of zombification and it is possible. On terms of survival, I would grab my sniper rifle, a cell phone, and I would camp in a restaurant which has easy-to-make food.

At 8/22/07 01:30 PM, kenshi2 wrote: I study Solanum and the causes of zombification and it is possible. On terms of survival, I would grab my sniper rifle, a cell phone, and I would camp in a restaurant which has easy-to-make food.

One - You don't study Solanum
Two - It is not possible - but im glad you entertain the thought along with the rest of us :D
Three - you don't have a sniper rifle
Four - No cell phone charger?
Five - what about EVERYONE ELSE who is going to go to this reseraunt?! don't kid yourself in thinking you'll be the only one with that Idea.

At 8/23/07 12:33 AM, Xtesh wrote: Why do I get the feeling that most people in this club would probably survive a zombie outbreak(worldwide, like in WWZ), while the people that we reject would probably die in ten seconds?

Because Smeagol1 is not a person, it's more of a sub-human. A "thing" rather than a person.

I know I'm not part of this club but I think (wait I dont just think it I know it!) I would so last more than ten seconds if there was a worldwide zombification happening as I have a very decent zombie plan! that involves me another!

This is a short basic idea of what I'd do if the world suddenly became zombified to make it as high of odds as possible of my and other's survival:

1: Round up all of my un-zombified friends and family, have one half take over the local mall, and have the other half raid the local military base dry. (I know a lot of people who work over there, so they could somehow manage to get the raiders in.)

2: Once we have the mall, gather up all living people and have them live safely in the mall until we finish raiding the military base.

3: When we have stripped the military base of all weaponry, we come back and take the place over. Then we use it to help take over the farm-filled country side.

4: Raid the local convenience stores & homes to get food. Then, raid the Wal-Mart and the Food Lion to get more food, giving us a back-up supply of food to use while we take over the farms.

5: Take over the local trucking company buildings, and use the trucks to drive to the farms with weapons.

6: Kill all zombies in the farm areas, then take control of the farms, and rescue all living people there.

7: Establish trade routes between all areas owned by the refugees.

8: Take over the nearby metal factory and put it to work building metal fences.

9: Fence off everything to keep the zombies out.

10: Take the resources I need to my home out in the desert and leave someone in charge, and finally make that farm I wanted to make, then fence everything off with large metal fences and start building my home in to the nearby dune, then make a staircase and start building underground.

11: Go back to the town I constructed and take control again, then take over the local concrete factory and use the concrete to reinforce the walls.

12: Make the walls so tall that nothing can get over them without flying.

13: Build up a massive army to take back the whole state of Texas, and eventually, the world. While I'm waiting for the army to build up, I could take a few farmers, craftsmen, and guards to build and mantain my desert palace for me. I could also possibly send scout teams to recover as much technology as possible from the outside world. I'd have a special team dedicated to finding cloning systems, because I'd want to see my empire develope.

At 8/23/07 10:09 AM, MlyV2 wrote: This is a short basic idea of what I'd do if the world suddenly became zombified to make it as high of odds as possible of my and other's survival:

1: Round up all of my un-zombified friends and family, have one half take over the local mall, and have the other half raid the local military base dry. (I know a lot of people who work over there, so they could somehow manage to get the raiders in.)

Well im going to stop you right here.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE OVER A MALL everyone and their MOM is going to go to a mall because of all those damned movies. Be original. Be realistic, don't be dead.

And you sure as shit won't be taking over a military base or raiding it Becuase in a time of crisis like this they will have shoot on sight orders because the threat has already passed containment. . . meaning everyone is a threat.

so if part one of your plan wont work then the rest shouldn't work either.

try again.

At 8/23/07 08:22 AM, maryslittlewhore wrote: I know I'm not part of this club but I think (wait I dont just think it I know it!) I would so last more than ten seconds if there was a worldwide zombification happening as I have a very decent zombie plan! that involves me another!

Do tell us :D

just PLEASE don't say WAL*MART or MALL or MILLITARY BASE.

:D

Annoyed Query: Daze double posting WTF?

Man...that would be crazy. Imagine if Washington D.C. was suddenly overtaken by zombies....
O.o
The only people to stand in the way would be the people who have actually played a Resident Evil game (though they would probably all die...)

At 8/23/07 06:16 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: Annoyed Query: Daze double posting WTF?

Hmm you're post has no relevance, so check yourself before you check me :D

and to the guy above me. Lets hope the zombies aren't right outa RE i don't want any wall crawling demi humans, or zombie dogs or crocodiles :S

At 8/23/07 11:07 AM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

At 8/23/07 08:22 AM, maryslittlewhore wrote: I know I'm not part of this club but I think (wait I dont just think it I know it!) I would so last more than ten seconds if there was a worldwide zombification happening as I have a very decent zombie plan! that involves me another!

Do tell us :D

just PLEASE don't say WAL*MART or MALL or MILLITARY BASE.

D

If I told you my plan then everyone would know it and try use it! But since you said please....

IT DOES NOT include WAL*MART OR A MILITARY BASE as everyone would have had that idea and probably end up zomibified because a lot of people in one space means zombies would be drawn to you. A miltary base that is just stoopid because the army would be on high alert anyone approaching would be seen as a threat and instant death!

My Plan consists of me and my friend hiding in his HUGE house as it has a large gate and is surrounded by at least 6 foot wall. It already has a large amount of guns and ammo..... all we really would need to get is food and bottles of water that is NOT from the taps!

:p

Okay, if my previous plan wouldn't work...

I'd kidnap the closest fertile female(If possible, hot, too.), take her to my house out in the desert, strap her to a chair, strap the chair to a wall, duct tape her mouth shut, go to the closest place with lots of plants, seeds, and water, take as much as I could, then come back, put it in the store room, and rape the woman until she's sure to have kids. Then, I'd wait it out with her and remake the human population and teach the children to my liking.