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At 12/22/06 09:18 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Yeah. I'm all for gore in zombie movies, but holy shit the vomiting was just too long. And it showed them eating the fucking kids for god's sake! I changed the channel when that was happening.

Oh man now I have to see it! Hey am I in the club now? I have not gotten a definite answer yet.

sry to ask again, but i never rlly got an answer. am i a part of the zombie survival crew?

heres my plan.

I would first board up the house, so the zombies couldn't get in and eat me. then i would go out into the garage and get any tools and/or power tools that would be dangerous (hoes, shovels, chinsaw, etc.) and get at least one for each member of my family. we would wait in the house for the zombies to clear up slightly. when our supplies ran out, me, my dad, and my brother would unboard one of the windows or doors and make a run for the car. if any zombies tried to attack us we would take them down with our tools from the garage. once in the car, we would drive to the nearest grocery store and get as much food as we could fit in the car. if possible we would look for a hunting store for more weapons. then we would get back to the house and repeat this process when we ran out of supplies again. and we would repeat it until the zombies were all gone or we couldnt get any more supplies, in which case we would die.

so thats my plan. plz tell me im in the zombie survival crew now.

To the people coming in....

You will have to wait for undeadsoldier and all of the panal membvers to decide whether you are in or not. It will take them a while to consider things so try not to keep asking them. All it would do is annoy them and possibly make your entry into the crew difficult. Even if you did make it in you would more than likely have to go through a 2 week trial period and believ me it is hell. So, think of this as not that bad of a wait.

At 12/23/06 02:44 PM, EvilPinkPig wrote: I think I got it now.

No. You are far from getting it. Geez, what is up with everybody and thinking they could just stroll into a gun store like an open air market and take whatever the fuck they want. Get this through your head now, and keep it there.

You are but one of a very small minority that desires a gun right now, The chances of you getting so much as a pop-gun are slim to none. And you have to understand the gun store owner(you know, the guy who owns the store?) had probably barricaded his store, or he's dead and it's been looted.

Also, you think too much of yourself. Think of it from an outsider's perspective. Why the hell would they follow you? The answer is, they wouldn't. Not as simple as, "Hey! Guys, I got guns, OMFG Let's go fight Zeds!"

You know something funny I know? That the guns in the security office...wait for it....

Anticipation is killing me!

Are probably being wielded by the security guards! OMFG! And I don't think there's any way you could possibly convince them to give their guns up to a 14 year old.

Try again!

sorry i haven't been here to put my input on these plans, but i've been sick with the stomach flu. vomiting, stomach pain, the works, and i had just finished dealing with a cold, i should be back to normal within 1-2 days

At 12/23/06 11:41 PM, Undeadsoldier wrote: sorry i haven't been here to put my input on these plans, but i've been sick with the stomach flu. vomiting, stomach pain, the works, and i had just finished dealing with a cold, i should be back to normal within 1-2 days

Yes the stomach flu sucks. I had it and my temp got up to 102.1 it was horrible.

EVERYONE

Who is writing the next chapter? If no one is I would like to ask if I could. If thats at all possible.

EVERYONE PART II

I dont know if you remember me I am Blackmantis1. This is an alt account. No one is replying to my post and I think it may be because you guys think Im a n00b or something. I was here about 2 or 3 weeks before seth brown joined up then I left because I got grounded. I was just stating lol.

I take it jesus was the first zombie on earth thats if he even exsisted.

At 12/24/06 12:54 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I take it jesus was the first zombie on earth thats if he even exsisted.

WOW. I never really thought of it that way. Smeagol i have to admit, thats one of the most interesting things ever put into one line.

imagine a ton of Jesus Zombies.... gosh.

So BoneMill, you can write the next chapter, just make sure to take everything into account that has been going on, and keep the facts straight as normal, i trust that you'll do fine. Its also incredibly awesome that Daze is still keeping up with things and the site, it keeps everything organized and nice looking.

xtesh - i slaughtered zeds last night in the first 3 levels of Outbreak, one of these days you have to get on!

Any volunteers for the next chapter?

I'll write my continuation today, but dont expect much, it will be short.

GUY WITH THE PLAN: I dont give a fuck if you think stories are more fun, if you get in, you can write zombie stories. Untill that unlikely event, work on a practicle fucking plan that you, in your current situation, would be able to carry out.

Meh, I'm not active enough to be called a member, but expect me to pop up time to time.

Anyways, with the question I'm going to ask.

Where in your house would you hide from a zombie outbreak?

I would hide in the attic (Or however you spell it?), because I doubt brain eaters are smart enough to pull down the ladder. If they did...

Well, let's say I'm not a bad shot at 7 yards with a .22 revolver. At point blank, I'm probably not a bad shot with a .45 1911, either. Food and water would already be taken care of.

At 12/24/06 02:33 PM, Dejanus wrote: Any volunteers for the next chapter?

I'll write my continuation today, but dont expect much, it will be short.

GUY WITH THE PLAN: I dont give a fuck if you think stories are more fun, if you get in, you can write zombie stories. Untill that unlikely event, work on a practicle fucking plan that you, in your current situation, would be able to carry out.

ummm. i kinda already gave you a plan. i got a PM from nocturnaldaze and he told me most of the things you just said, but without being an ass hole. so maybe if you took the time to learn how to read you could scroll up and see my plan.

At 12/24/06 02:59 PM, TKC wrote:

ummm. i kinda already gave you a plan. i got a PM from nocturnaldaze and he told me most of the things you just said, but without being an ass hole. so maybe if you took the time to learn how to read you could scroll up and see my plan.

And maybe if you took the time to learn manners and not insult a member you would stand a snowballs chance in hell of being accepted.

At 12/24/06 03:04 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 12/24/06 02:59 PM, TKC wrote:

ummm. i kinda already gave you a plan. i got a PM from nocturnaldaze and he told me most of the things you just said, but without being an ass hole. so maybe if you took the time to learn how to read you could scroll up and see my plan.

And maybe if you took the time to learn manners and not insult a member you would stand a snowballs chance in hell of being accepted.

well i would like to no be yelled at for something i didnt do wrong. i gave them a story but that was wrong, and i got a pm saying that i should write a plan. so i did. if there was something wrong with the plan and he told me that then that wouldn't be a problem. but hes yelling at me because he didnt take the time to see that i already gave him a plan. so i think that my manners are just fine. i think its his manners that need to be worked on. and its just a website forum. i dont see why it is this hard to get in. you could just have us submit a profile of a character, and if yuo approve that then have us submit a story. if it is good then let us in. if it is kinda bad then tell the person ways to fix it up but dont yell at them.

At 12/23/06 09:57 PM, Bonemill wrote: To the people coming in....

I won't ask if I'm not supposed to. I just wanted to know. I only asked once or twice anyway. I don't know about this TKC guy though. Or the other newbie.

At 12/24/06 03:37 PM, TKC wrote: Everything he said

Hey here's a clue. The name of the club is Zombie Survival Crew. Why the hell wouldn't they want a survival plan? Man you're ignorant.

At 12/24/06 12:54 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I take it jesus was the first zombie on earth thats if he even exsisted.

He DID actually exist. If you took the time to watch educational television you would know that. Plus I don't think he was the first zombie. If he was then the world as we know it now would not be around. He would have infected everybody around him like the 12 apostles and such. There would be no WWI or WWII. There would be the discovery of the New World but for a completely different reason - to get away from the other Zeds (That is what you guys call zombies in this club yes?). There would be no American Revolution because there would be no Britain to revolt against, etc. That is the why Jesus Christ could not have been the first zombie.

At 12/24/06 03:57 PM, Lopezinator wrote:

At 12/24/06 03:37 PM, TKC wrote: Everything he said

Hey here's a clue. The name of the club is Zombie Survival Crew. Why the hell wouldn't they want a survival plan? Man you're ignorant.

but i did give my survival plan. i was told i was wrong about writing a story so i wrote a plan. here it is again if you didnt see it before. and if there's something wrong with it dont come back to me with some insult because its wrong. just tell me how to fix it.

heres my plan.

I would first board up the house, so the zombies couldn't get in and eat me. then i would go out into the garage and get any tools and/or power tools that would be dangerous (hoes, shovels, chinsaw, etc.) and get at least one for each member of my family. we would wait in the house for the zombies to clear up slightly. when our supplies ran out, me, my dad, and my brother would unboard one of the windows or doors and make a run for the car. if any zombies tried to attack us we would take them down with our tools from the garage. once in the car, we would drive to the nearest grocery store and get as much food as we could fit in the car. if possible we would look for a hunting store for more weapons. then we would get back to the house and repeat this process when we ran out of supplies again. and we would repeat it until the zombies were all gone or we couldnt get any more supplies, in which case we would die. me and my family would live a life of seclusion until we couldn't live anymore.

At 12/24/06 04:04 PM, Lopezinator wrote:

At 12/24/06 12:54 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I take it jesus was the first zombie on earth thats if he even exsisted.

He DID actually exist. If you took the time to watch educational television you would know that. Plus I don't think he was the first zombie. If he was then the world as we know it now would not be around. He would have infected everybody around him like the 12 apostles and such. There would be no WWI or WWII. There would be the discovery of the New World but for a completely different reason - to get away from the other Zeds (That is what you guys call zombies in this club yes?). There would be no American Revolution because there would be no Britain to revolt against, etc. That is the why Jesus Christ could not have been the first zombie.

what if because he was the first zombie he was different from the others, and he didn't infect everybody. he was like a special zombie because he was the first of his kind. and if he did infect somebody it wouln't be a complete affect, but slowly the infection mutated to become something else, like the people getting infected de-evolving(or whatever you would call that, dont yell at me if its wrong). until the infection became what it is known as today. groaning and mindless. so maybe he could have been a zombie.

At 12/24/06 04:11 PM, TKC wrote:

what if because he was the first zombie he was different from the others, and he didn't infect everybody. he was like a special zombie because he was the first of his kind. and if he did infect somebody it wouln't be a complete affect, but slowly the infection mutated to become something else, like the people getting infected de-evolving(or whatever you would call that, dont yell at me if its wrong). until the infection became what it is known as today. groaning and mindless. so maybe he could have been a zombie.

Two things.

1. I wasn't telling you to make a plan. I was telling you WHY they want a plan.

2. You're just saying what if. I have learned that you don't say what if in this club. Plus it would take more than 2,000 years for an infectious mutation to evolve (or devolve I guess) into what you say it would be.

At 12/24/06 04:07 PM, TKC wrote:

but i did give my survival plan. i was told i was wrong about writing a story so i wrote a plan. here it is again if you didnt see it before. and if there's something wrong with it dont come back to me with some insult because its wrong. just tell me how to fix it.

heres my plan.

I would first board up the house, so the zombies couldn't get in and eat me. then i would go out into the garage and get any tools and/or power tools that would be dangerous (hoes, shovels, chinsaw, etc.) and get at least one for each member of my family. we would wait in the house for the zombies to clear up slightly. when our supplies ran out, me, my dad, and my brother would unboard one of the windows or doors and make a run for the car. if any zombies tried to attack us we would take them down with our tools from the garage. once in the car, we would drive to the nearest grocery store and get as much food as we could fit in the car. if possible we would look for a hunting store for more weapons. then we would get back to the house and repeat this process when we ran out of supplies again. and we would repeat it until the zombies were all gone or we couldnt get any more supplies, in which case we would die. me and my family would live a life of seclusion until we couldn't live anymore.

A few points.

1. You mention "supplies", but not what they are, hoew you got them, how much there is etc.

2. You assume that the zombies will dwindle in size, this is unbased, for all you know they could sit outside your house and wait untill the end of time.

3. Grocery Store? Have you any idea how many people are going to try and go to the grocery store? Bad move.

4. Hunting Store? Worse move. It seems you are not even sure there is one, and if there is, every gung-ho, last man on earth wannabe will be running there to get some ammo and guns.

5. Your plan, the way you wrote it, leads to your inevitable death. I'm guessing your house is in the suburbs, that means you should probably leave the area intead of barricading your house. Trying to go out for food in a heavily populated area is a dumb move, people=zeds, the less people around the less likely you are to die. Even in the remote chance you succeed in carrying off supplies from a grocery store, you will mostlikely be killed on the second trip.

Your plan fails,

TKC you need to come down, seriously man plan, your plan will be reviewed, the PM's will pass judgement, and will be well

guys we have three users awaiting judgement
Lopezinator: been waiting 2-3 days?
TKC
and evilpinkpig.
lets get this taken care of.

Ok, so I've given up on my own exile =P

The fighting has stopped.

But hey, newbies (not said in derogatory terms) - this crew has been through a lot lately, so please be patient.

EVERY PANAL MEMBER (not including me because I think i lost my rank) should check their PMs and go to the New Exclusive PanalPages, and vote on the newbies, PLEASE DO THAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I want to thank who ever voted for new panal members, I believe that was AwesomeAsaurus (SP) now go back and vote on the newbies.

If you think that is inconvenient Just post your thumbs up or thumbs down in the crew.
----What ever you need to do, just do it.

Newbies, have patience, sorry.

And guidelines for Survival plan, (note: this is not an RP thread, we have an RP story, but that is not the focus in the crew) Your survival plan should include, where you go, what you take (food weps clothing), who you take, how you get them there, what you do when you get to said location, long term plans (if any), and of course a back up plan.

(NOTE: try to avoid saying "I'm going to wal*mart/gunstore/mall" because everyone and their dog is going there =)

At 12/24/06 04:31 PM, Dejanus wrote:

At 12/24/06 04:07 PM, TKC wrote:

Plan

Your plan fails,

Haha, you're the expert, aren't you Dej?

Wouldn't someone be safe while driving quickly in a car, though? Or is it the fact the zombies will get in the way, resulting in damage to the car, and deacceleration?

Also, what food would be god for living out an outbreak?

I vote tortillas, if you have refridgeration. It's quite easy to bring an icebox to a hiding place. Also have some of that hard bread used in the American Civil war. My father makes that kind of stuff, except without preservatives. Adding preservatives would be a simple manner. Vitamin capsules would solve any problems encountered without fruit or vegetables.

At 12/24/06 06:14 PM, kuroi-neko wrote: Also, what food would be god for living out an outbreak?

Peanut Butter, Saltine Crackers, Spam, and multi-vitamins.

Peanut Butter because it is full of protien and keeps for a long time, Saltine Crackers because they are bread that lasts for a long time (due to the salt), Spam just in case you run out of Peanut butter, or grow tired of it. Mulit-vitamins (duh).

I vote tortillas,

While that is good because they are filling, and due to flatness take up little spaceand you can store more, they need refridgeration to last for a long time. You be better off with some form of Cracker or hardbread like you mentioned.

At 12/21/06 03:16 PM, Xtesh wrote: Damn, 3 people gone in less than one day... How many people are still here? I think it's just me, Dej, LC, Awesomesaurus, lopezinator,Snype, warhammer, smeagol(unfortuantely), and HTT.

I edited this post a bit.

Hope you get the it.

HTT, YOur really the leader of the crew, sence ace and daze left.
DEJ. Good luck best to you.
Undead. Good luck as well..
well I hate everyone else other then snype so yea..later. well...not later

And yes i know your here daze i just have it this way for it to be more.."dramatic"
Pz

Just an update on newbie status (sorry this has taken so long)

We currently have 3 votes for Lopezinator, You are almost in buddy!

TKC i've got one for you, and it says that you are iffy, which means it counts as a "in" but with supervision (which means 2 week trial period) due to outburst =(

Pink pig, I've got 2 for you, and they are both promising =)

if any new guys need a semi-decent plan to look at, i think we should all find one of ours to show them..

for mine, please check page 224, it starts off with ESCAPE FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK

Glad to see some new alias' in here, and awesome to have Daze back!

Who knows, maybe mattman next?

Im going to say that I want lopezinator in. He seems like he would contribute well to the crew.

TKC seems okay if he doesnt have all of those violent outburst all the time. I dont know.

Evilpinkpig is up to you guys.... I havent really heard much out of him.