Get the Hell off my Continent!!!

[Jimsween]

Have all the Flak cannons concentrate on the first one, and you just might make it.

Wait.... why the fuck do you have flak cannons..... your.... your...... A COMMIE!!!

[Jimsween]

Shows how much you know, the jets can't fire at other things in the air, they can only fire at things on the ground.... for some reason.

Well they're harriers, so its to be expected, crappy British technology.

[Ted-Easton]

No ban from me. That was actually pretty clever.

[Jimsween]

At 2/21/05 07:40 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: No ban from me. That was actually pretty clever.

Right from the devils mouth himself. Youre lucky the ION cannon is still charging.

[fli]

ja, ja, ja...

Eh?

[BeFell]

Fli's post just gave me an idea. What if we built a large wall along the northern and southern borders then dug a train tunnel under the US from Mexico to Canada. That way we could take care of our immigration problem and destroy Canada at the same time.

[GoldenToe]

I sense a lock and a ban coming

[TomClock]

At 2/21/05 08:08 PM, BeFell wrote: That way we could take care of our immigration problem and destroy Canada at the same time.

Brilliant! I like it, but it must have some root up to smuggle the liberals through underground to Canada also.

[fli]

At 2/21/05 08:10 PM, GoldenToe wrote: I sense a lock and a ban coming

I bet not--
Satire, parody, wry humor, we all just gotta stay tuned
till the revelation...

Mikey,
stop tempting me with thing that I cannot have.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 07:12 PM, -Michael- wrote: You goddamn Canadians!

I sense a ban coming. However I willingly accept this new vacation!

I don't understand why so many Americans have such a fucking problem with Canadians. Is it because they're too left-wing for many Americans? If that's the only reason, many Americans don't adhere to "live and let live" principles. By the way, I'm an American, and I try to adhere to those principles the best I can. However, I'm also (EXTREMELY) left-wing, so that probably has an effect on my opinion of Canada, which is favorable.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 08:31 PM, -Michael- wrote: HAAHHAHA

Michael, are you really that conservative that you would like to live in "JesusLand"? How many right-wingers really want to live in a theocracy anyway? I should create a topic about that.

[BeFell]

At 2/21/05 08:38 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:

At 2/21/05 08:31 PM, -Michael- wrote: HAAHHAHA

Michael, are you really that conservative that you would like to live in "JesusLand"?

HAAHHAHA

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 08:41 PM, BeFell wrote: HAAHHAHA

BeFell, you should respond to first post on the topic. I really want to know if you hate Canada for any other reason other than the fact that it's left-wing.

[SkyCube]

At 2/21/05 08:38 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:

Michael, are you really that conservative that you would like to live in "JesusLand"? How many right-wingers really want to live in a theocracy anyway? I should create a topic about that.

Oh stop taking it so seriously!

Bloody commies!

[BeFell]

At 2/21/05 08:44 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: BeFell, you should respond to first post on the topic. I really want to know if you hate Canada for any other reason other than the fact that it's left-wing.

I don't think they deserve to have a bigger country than ours.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 08:47 PM, SkyCube wrote: Oh stop taking it so seriously!

Bloody commies!

This is the politics forum, and seriousness is the law here, so I'm taking this topic seriously to make sure that it isn't considered a spam topic.

[drDAK]

HAAHHAHA

[BrickMurus]

Canada has a lot of oil, so lets invade them.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 09:02 PM, justiceDAK wrote: HAAHHAHA

Now I'll ask Dak. Do you hate Canada for any other reason beside the fact that it's left-wing?

[jmaster306]

At 2/21/05 09:04 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:

At 2/21/05 09:02 PM, justiceDAK wrote: HAAHHAHA

Now I'll ask Dak. Do you hate Canada for any other reason beside the fact that it's left-wing?

LMAO, isn't it obvious. They're Canadian and as EVERYBODY here knows ......

Canada = Liberal = Spaw of Satan!

[jmaster306]

At 2/21/05 09:07 PM, jmaster306 wrote: LMAO, isn't it obvious. They're Canadian and as EVERYBODY here knows ......

Canada = Liberal = Spaw of Satan!

Damnit, SPAWN of Satan. Sarcasm isn't nearly as funny with typos.

[Geordi-Laforge]

At 2/21/05 08:44 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: I really want to know if you hate Canada for any other reason other than the fact that it's left-wing.

I actually love Canadians more than my fellow Americans. Well, at least some fellow Americans. Like the ones who call pop "soda".

I mean, WTF is that shit>? It's pop, call it pop you bastards.

I guess the only real thing I hold against canadians is their inability to share their abundant stock of pale, yet attractive, women.

I hate Canadian customs. Those bastards wasted all the fish we caught by laying them out in the sun while trying to determine the length with their hands, and not the freaking tape we offered. Fuckers.

Let's not forget this sig-with-a-statement!

[BAWLS]

At 2/21/05 09:13 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: I actually love Canadians more than my fellow Americans. Well, at least some fellow Americans. Like the ones who call pop "soda".

WTF is "pop"? What the hell? Just the thought of that word makes me flinch. I demand legislation to remove the soft drink meaning of "pop" from all dictionaries. Any person calling soda by that name shall be instantly put to death without any questions.

[Geordi-Laforge]

At 2/21/05 09:18 PM, NotYouZ wrote: WTF is "pop"? What the hell? Just the thought of that word makes me flinch. I demand legislation to remove the soft drink meaning of "pop" from all dictionaries. Any person calling soda by that name shall be instantly put to death without any questions.

Ack! A breadbasketeer1!! You and your funny sounding southern accents (I alliterated, literally) can take your "soda" and move to. . . somewhere else! Dammit.

Soda. Yuck. It rhymes with Yoda. . . a little green guy. Do you wanna think of a little green guy when you're gettin your drink on? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyit.

I <3 Canadia

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/21/05 08:52 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:

At 2/21/05 08:47 PM, SkyCube wrote: Oh stop taking it so seriously!

Bloody commies!

This is the politics forum, and seriousness is the law here,

You have no idea how funny that post is. Seriously.

so I'm taking this topic seriously to make sure that it isn't considered a spam topic.

Um, did you read Ted's post? No? You should have.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 08:51 PM, BeFell wrote: I don't think they deserve to have a bigger country than ours.

And that's the only other reason? Jesus-fucking-Christ! Most of Canada's land area is made up of frozen wastes anyway. Does it really matter if Canada's land area is larger just because of those uninhabited regions?

[BeFell]

At 2/21/05 09:30 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: And that's the only other reason? Jesus-fucking-Christ! Most of Canada's land area is made up of frozen wastes anyway. Does it really matter if Canada's land area is larger just because of those uninhabited regions?

Yes it just doesn't look right on the map.

[Geordi-Laforge]

At 2/21/05 09:30 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:
And that's the only other reason? Jesus-fucking-Christ! Most of Canada's land area is made up of frozen wastes anyway. Does it really matter if Canada's land area is larger just because of those uninhabited regions?

It makes their pen0r seem ridiculously large. We need an ungodly powerufl military to accomplish that, while all they have to do is sit there with a large landmass. WTF? Wouldn't you wanna kick their ass too?

[BAWLS]

At 2/21/05 09:23 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Soda. Yuck. It rhymes with Yoda. . . a little green guy. Do you wanna think of a little green guy when you're gettin your drink on? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyit.

Pop rhymes with mop, a stick with a wad of mangled up strings at the end of it. Whatever dogshit's lying on the ground, it picks up. Do you want your drink tasting like dogshit? you do? what the hell is wrong with you?

Freak.

[Hedonist-Hammurabi]

At 2/21/05 09:31 PM, BeFell wrote: Yes it just doesn't look right on the map.

Well, that's a dumb reason. So it really comes back to the fact that Canada is left-wing, and that's the only real reason that you hate it, right?