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At 2/15/05 08:23 PM, supershadow979 wrote: even though im a girl (aka) tomboy i would use my fist slash japanese sword heres a picture of it

inuyasha huh? omfg....okay show but some poepel are obsessed.

id call shawn and ed from shawn of the dead to do the job!

I would attack them with...

Cactuar

I would use these items.
1. crowbar ( gordon freeman style) could easily penetrate zombie skull, it's also light and easy to swing, whats bad about it is it's short range.
2. A bat cricket or metal ( shaun of the dead ) this would have pretty good range, but it wouldn't kill the zombie unless you could swing hard enough to crush it.
3. A katana ( kill bill style ) katana's are long and a clean swipe would take a zombies head off, but you actually have to be strong and skilled to use one.

One of the better weapons to use on zombies is known as a trench spike. Picture brass knuckles with a railroad spike welded to them. Used in the trenches during WW2, they are so sharp and so heavy, they easily penetrated both helmets and skulls in one go. Use it on a helmetless zombie, and the fucker is toast.

But if you have to start getting into advanced melee weapons, where most require some kind of training, the katana would be the way to go. They were forged to be so strong and so sharp, decapitations would be near effortless for a trained swordsman. If you don't have time for training, pick up a crowbar. Not only can the straight end be jammed into an eye socket for brain penetration, it is a useful tool during this "apocalypse" for prying open locked doors and other such things.

I'd use some kind of portable metal vat. Carry acid or something in it, and smack 'em with it when acid runs out. Or a good ol' crowbar would do.

A long katana

At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, -Nebu wrote: I'd hit them with X-Box controllers

There have so many buttons you'd hurt yourself trying to use ita anyway...

At 2/15/05 08:15 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote:

I'd use my Louisville Slugger Aluminum Bat.

You'd fit right in with that dead eyed british guy and the black girl in 28 days later. God, what the fucks with the english.

I would use the following:

Spoon - old/rusty
Fists
Shoe
Some old vinyls
The Vacume Cleaner "Dyson Cyclone Tech .3" Hardcor3e

I would use my bow and arrow. After I run out of arrows, I'd just dance the Numa Numa Dance. That would scare off anybody!

At 2/15/05 09:05 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: face it, you don't know how to use one, you probably never will.

You don't know that, for sure. Until you have rock solid proof that I don't know how to use a sword, especially one as fine as the one I've mentioned so often, no one's gonna know you're right.

And incidentally, I am pretty good with a sword.

HAHA!...or not...

my choicies

1.axe
2.sword huge sword
3.chain saw
4.my HUGE penis hit em with it

p.s. i wish

At 2/15/05 10:08 PM, Miikro wrote: I'd use the most destructive force known to man.. A boombox playing Clay Aiken.

no damnit i dont care if we all die you dont do that

At 2/15/05 09:39 PM, DIGGERDUDE wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:11 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:06 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:04 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote: A cane... That shit hurts if you use it right.

A cane with a sword in it.

That shoots flaming baby kittens.

baby kittens that hidiously maul the zombies?
sure, why not

They do in my land.
And the dude that called me ignorant, it was a joke. Chill.

Let's see...
If we're talking with the weapons I have at hand...
I'd have known it was coming (because I plan for shit like that), and would have my dad's axe and hatchet in my room, with the chainsaw and monkeywrench in my closet. I'd have my windows boarded up, along with all the ones in the house. As soon as the zombies began coming in, I'd walk out with the hatchet in one hand, the monkeywrench in the other, and begin taking heads. When they became numerous, I'd retreat, close/lock the door (to buy a little time), and grab the chainsaw and start it up. As soon as the zombies broke through, I'd slice n' dice, Evil Dead-style.
If I can use other weapons...
I get ahold of as many swords and guns as possible beforehand, and spend every waking moment training with them to become an expert in their use. When the zombies show up, I pull the Uzis and go to town. When they run out, I pull the .357 Magnums and unload. Afterwards, I cut a path to the van with my AK-47, then play Run-Over-The-Zombies for a while.
Of course, with my luck, I'd be caught outside in real life, so I'd grab my metal baseball bat (it's hollow, but hey, it'll work for a while!) and smash the zombies up a bit until I could get to my house. Once inside, I'd get to my kitchen and get the knives, forks, and larger spoons and other utensils out. I'd make sure to take more than my fair share of zombies with me to the afterlife.

At 2/18/05 11:08 PM, psykolord wrote: stuff

You put too much thought into that.

I'd use my ass, nobody, not even a dead person wants to be near that thing...

dont even try to fend them off...as you can see from this simulation we just dont stand a chance.

I'd use a good clean blaze sword. That way, the fire would continue to engulf the zombie in flames allowing easy defeat!

At 2/19/05 12:12 AM, DeputyDan wrote: dont even try to fend them off...as you can see from this simulation we just dont stand a chance.

Sorry for the double post, but how do I play the simulation?

At 2/19/05 12:12 AM, DeputyDan wrote: dont even try to fend them off...as you can see from this simulation we just dont stand a chance.

Holy shit, thats awesome. but it's in a closed off area, and the zombies only effect people upon touch, not bite. now, give those purple dots baseball bats, crowbars, and intelligence, and the story is different.

2 x 4 with a nail in it. That the weapon of a real zombie killer, or a drunken Irishman, I forget.

At 2/15/05 08:15 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: .,,What blunt object will you use to fend off zombies? NO GUNS, GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Real men use blunt objects, such as cricket sticks, and shovels.

I'd use my Louisville Slugger Aluminum Bat.

Yeah, fuck guns!!!!! Anything in any apocalypse scenario can be used as weapon, I've learned that while playing "The Last Stand: Union City."

I guess I would use a diamond tipped battle axe. They can be constructed out of relatively strong and light metals and the sharpness is second to none. I'm pretty sure I'd still day though. If we've gotten to the point where the only thing left is blunt objects we're pretty much screwed anyway, right?

I'd use an empty beer bottle.

A toothbrush fashioned into a shiv.

At 2/18/05 02:10 PM, THEULTIMATESNIPER wrote: I would attack them with...

Cactuar

@Gagsy

At 10/30/14 05:29 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 2/18/05 02:10 PM, THEULTIMATESNIPER wrote: I would attack them with...

Cactuar

@Gagsy