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probalby a combination, I might take a shovel and see if i can attach a kitchen knife to it or one end. or sumthin eles i made up

A carrot.

At 2/15/05 09:59 PM, CovertOperative wrote: A carrot.

that plan is very flawed

I do it the Canadian Way
-My Hockey Stick,
-Hockey Pucks Filled with Napom
-Hockey Gear For Armor
-Skate Blades for close Combat

At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, jercurpac wrote: I don't think you can beat a metal bat. Its the all around best zombie basher. Good smashing power with out being too heavy to sacrafice speed, it has a good length so you can keep zombies at bay and you don't have to worry about it breaking.

After extended use they tend to bend

I'd use the most destructive force known to man.. A boombox playing Clay Aiken.

American Way
-Throw Fast Food
-Pollute the Earth
-Tanks, Machine Guns and other RedNeck Ways

Japanese Way
-Katana
-Karate Skills
-Shurikens
-Samurai Wooden Armor
-Mech Warrior
-And some Crazy Technoledgy Sh!t

At 2/15/05 10:08 PM, CarbonatedPaint wrote: American Way
-Throw Fast Food
-Pollute the Earth
-Tanks, Machine Guns and other RedNeck Ways

Japanese Way
-Katana
-Karate Skills
-Shurikens
-Samurai Wooden Armor
-Mech Warrior
-And some Crazy Technoledgy Sh!t

Nice stereotypes there, acting like Canada doesn't have any. You are one racist dick.

How about if I throw some at you?

The REAL Canadian Way
- Maple Syrup eh?
- Beaver Guns eh?
- Snowballs eh?
- Be A Canadian Pussy And Run Off eh?

What's this all aboot?

ID USE MY SUPER MAGIC BASTERD SWORD THAT ID GET BY RIPPING ALL THE ZOMBIS FACES OFF WITH MY MIND AND SAVE A KITTIN ALL AT ONCE

Well Jew Bear...
I'm Half Japanese, and Part American As well
and First of all, I dont get Snow in this part of Canada, Now Guns, But Canadians Do haev Nice asses an Pussies so we do have one of u said.

At 2/15/05 10:12 PM, theREALnightshade0 wrote: ID USE MY SUPER MAGIC BASTERD SWORD THAT ID GET BY RIPPING ALL THE ZOMBIS FACES OFF WITH MY MIND AND SAVE A KITTIN ALL AT ONCE

DIDE. LEIK TOTALLY AWSOME CAPS

My rock hard dick.
But only on the fresh ones.

At 2/15/05 10:16 PM, CarbonatedPaint wrote: Well Jew Bear...
I'm Half Japanese, and Part American As well
and First of all, I dont get Snow in this part of Canada, Now Guns, But Canadians Do haev Nice asses an Pussies so we do have one of u said.

Irritates when people don't consider races, doesn't it?

That was the point I was trying to prove, so please don't make a stereotypical post like that again.

something sharp.....

At 2/15/05 10:24 PM, JewBear wrote:

At 2/15/05 10:16 PM, CarbonatedPaint wrote: Well Jew Bear...
I'm Half Japanese, and Part American As well
and First of all, I dont get Snow in this part of Canada, Now Guns, But Canadians Do haev Nice asses an Pussies so we do have one of u said.

Irritates when people don't consider races, doesn't it?

That was the point I was trying to prove, so please don't make a stereotypical post like that again.

your username is jew bear and your sig pic says "i'm mexican" and it shows a pirate.. racist...people these days

At 2/15/05 10:04 PM, CarbonatedPaint wrote: I do it the Canadian Way
-My Hockey Stick,
-Hockey Pucks Filled with Napom
-Hockey Gear For Armor
-Skate Blades for close Combat

HELL YEAH (exept the part about being canadian cause i was born in chicago)
I would have one graphit stick taped to my back as a back up, hold the other one, and then have a shotgun for getting through locked doors and stuff, or if u just want to see some zombie guts.

A longpole (lacrosse people) would work well to just freaking swing away and zombie trips to far far away.

I'll batter them down with some kind of battering device. Like a white boy x.x

Strap a priest with a bomb and send him running at the zombies.

:o

remember my old zomborg apocalypse toons?
ha ha ha ha i suck, but check that out!
and check out that bloodlazer band i'm always ranting about!

At 2/15/05 08:15 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: .,,What blunt object will you use to fend off zombies? NO GUNS, GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Real men use blunt objects, such as cricket sticks, and shovels.

Does an armoured car count as a blunt object?

adjustable length, zero weight per blade length, instant cauterization of wound, for no zombifieing blood spatter, the choice is obvious

i would use the bible! papercuts!!!
or maybe my hockey stick.
or maybe i would do it the belgium way:
1.laugh at them
2.run away

i'll use a lightsaber

At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, jercurpac wrote: I don't think you can beat a metal bat. Its the all around best zombie basher. Good smashing power with out being too heavy to sacrafice speed, it has a good length so you can keep zombies at bay and you don't have to worry about it breaking.

actaully cheech, i read the zombie survival guide(yes there really is one) and the best weapon to use is a crowbar, not only can it take out a zombie with one swift smack but it can also guage thru there eye soket to their brain if bashing wont work on a particular zombie plus it's a good tool to have when you're on the run looking for shelter it gives you the ability to pry things apart so as stupid/funny as it sounds "half-life" had it right all along.

I'd use bedn.

At 2/18/05 01:46 PM, Poison_The_Cure wrote: I'd use bedn.

alright i've been coming to NG for a while but What THE HELL is "BEDN"?1?1?1

At 2/18/05 01:48 PM, AmadeusMaxwell wrote:

:THE HELL is "BEDN"?1?1?1

Use the search bar.

At 2/15/05 08:15 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: .,,What blunt object will you use to fend off zombies? NO GUNS, GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Real men use blunt objects, such as cricket sticks, and shovels.

I'd use my Louisville Slugger Aluminum Bat.

dude i live in louisville man...everytime i go to the field or musem we always get those little small bats...so i would just use all the ones i have and throw it at them.lol

id usea machette a chainsaw, a hammer, an axe or if i could find one sword.

my buster sword. That's right I AM Cloud from ff7.