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A variety of weapons. But paramount among them would have to be a finely-sharpened Masamune katana. But what would you do against this guy?

I'd use a machine gun.... Hey! I don't want to get bitten to death by a mob of zombies!!!

At 2/15/05 08:52 PM, OVlez wrote: I'd use a machine gun.... Hey! I don't want to get bitten to death by a mob of zombies!!!

Pfft, Pussy. If a mob of zombies came of to me, I would be like KEEEYA! and beat the shit out of all of them with my ninja skills.
Besides, what good is a gun when you run out of ammo? which you WILL.

ok, because someone uses a gun to kill hoardes of zombies doesnt make them a pussy. It makes them smart and actually wanting to stay alive.

Guns = stayAlive + smart
noGuns = getDead + completeFuckingRetard

At 2/15/05 08:55 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: Besides, what good is a gun when you run out of ammo? which you WILL.

I will probably use the last bullet to kill myself..... I'm NOT going to get mauled to death by a mob of zombies! >:(

At 2/15/05 08:59 PM, OVlez wrote:

At 2/15/05 08:55 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: Besides, what good is a gun when you run out of ammo? which you WILL.

just hit the zombies with the gun
manly enough for you

If you're going to get a gun, get a gun with a bayonet.

A cane... That shit hurts if you use it right.

At 2/15/05 08:52 PM, CrazytheClown wrote: Masamune katana.

What the hell is it with you?
When ever theres any talk of anything to do with weapons, you always say 'Masamune Katana'.

face it, you don't know how to use one, you probably never will.
It's just a little fad, and it's annyoing.

At 2/15/05 09:04 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote: A cane... That shit hurts if you use it right.

A cane with a sword in it.

If I can't have a gun I will be fine with a very light, very long, very sharp (sharp enough to cut through a person like butter) and strong sword. Any ideas where I could get something like this before the time comes?

At 2/15/05 08:30 PM, BigLundi14 wrote:

At 2/15/05 08:27 PM, SaDDaMoRaMa wrote: Inuyasha sucks, anime ruined the japanese culture ninjas fought so hard to make badass. A REAL kitana (in the hands of a ninja) would pwn inuyasha's wimpy ass anyday.

fuck that. inuyasha and several other animes actually display ninja bad-assness. i dont think anime ruined it, i actually think it got more ppl into ninjas and samarais and shit.

I think it all sucks. You know the solution? Nuke Japan. They think they're too big for there briches, let's see em use their briches against RADIATION HEAT FIRE OMG

Can a car bumper be considered a blunt object?

If so I'll run the fuckers down.

At 2/15/05 09:07 PM, OVlez wrote: If I can't have a gun I will be fine with a very light, very long, very sharp (sharp enough to cut through a person like butter) and strong sword. Any ideas where I could get something like this before the time comes?

http://www.karatedepot.com/sw-ni-33.html

These are great, especially with two in both hands.

At 2/15/05 09:06 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:04 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote: A cane... That shit hurts if you use it right.

A cane with a sword in it.

That shoots flaming baby kittens.

At 2/15/05 09:07 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:
Nuke Japan.

You're about 60 years too late.

er hello ?,,, a mace will always win(check last post first page)

At 2/15/05 09:11 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: http://www.karatedepot.com/sw-ni-33.html

These are great, especially with two in both hands.

Nope, sorry, I need something really fucking long, I don't want those fuckers even two meters from me.

I'd use a chainsaw. If it works on mob bosses, it'll work on zombies

At 2/15/05 09:15 PM, OVlez wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:11 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote: http://www.karatedepot.com/sw-ni-33.html

These are great, especially with two in both hands.

Nope, sorry, I need something really fucking long, I don't want those fuckers even two meters from me.

Then try pole arms.(war scythes are awesome, its like a scythe accept with the blade is more like a sword and extends staight forward), or the halberd
http://www.bow.k12.nh.us/cyberbus/armor%20and%20weapons/Halberd.jpg

id use a 9-iron golf club (like in Silent Hill 4: the Room), kings sword from Lord of da rings, a dark energy blade, and a couple of frag grenades

At 2/15/05 09:12 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:07 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:
Nuke Japan.

You're about 60 years too late.

Excuse me, Nuke 'em again

At 2/15/05 09:28 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:12 PM, NinjalumberjacK wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:07 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:
Nuke Japan.

You're about 60 years too late.

Excuse me, Nuke 'em again

Obviously you either don't know any Japanese people or you're just an ignorant shit. And why nuke them again?

I'd take a flamethrower. Burn bitch.

At 2/15/05 09:11 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:06 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:04 PM, DiscoxDiego wrote: A cane... That shit hurts if you use it right.

A cane with a sword in it.

That shoots flaming baby kittens.

baby kittens that hidiously maul the zombies?
sure, why not

I can't beleive no one has said this yet, but I'd just use my massive penis.

A crowbar, along with one of those fraternity paddle-things from Shaun of The Dead, and a hard, blunt, wood stick with nails in it.

At 2/15/05 09:42 PM, OrangeOwnage wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:41 PM, Zel0s wrote: I can't beleive no one has said this yet, but I'd just use my massive penis.

your e-penis will not help in the real world man.

Oh we'll see. When all the zombies are kicking your ass around don't ask me for help.

At 2/15/05 09:43 PM, JewBear wrote: along with one of those fraternity paddle-things from Shaun of The Dead,

You mean the cricket bat?:/

At 2/15/05 09:45 PM, DIGGERDUDE wrote:

At 2/15/05 09:43 PM, JewBear wrote: along with one of those fraternity paddle-things from Shaun of The Dead,

You mean the cricket bat?:/

Oh, yeah, the first time I saw it I thought it was one of those frat-paddle things, I don't play cricket. It still works great though.

At 2/15/05 09:48 PM, JewBear wrote:

Oh, yeah, the first time I saw it I thought it was one of those frat-paddle things, I don't play cricket. It still works great though.

I don't play ethier but i know what one looks like