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When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:15:43 Reply

.,,What blunt object will you use to fend off zombies? NO GUNS, GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Real men use blunt objects, such as cricket sticks, and shovels.

I'd use my Louisville Slugger Aluminum Bat.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:17:24 Reply

A picture.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:18:06 Reply

a large axe

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:18:22 Reply

i'd use a gun. just like a pussy.


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:18:26 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:17 PM, SaDDaMoRaMa wrote: A picture.

I'd use that, looks pretty effective :o


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:19:53 Reply

My Fists.


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:20:29 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:19 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: My Fists.

Now theres a real MAN

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:20:42 Reply

I'd use my +3 staff with ba......I mean a plank of wood, yeah, wood.


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:20:44 Reply

my hands and feet, im a good drunken boxer so bring on the zombies!

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:21:11 Reply

I'd hit them with X-Box controllers

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:21:29 Reply

I don't think you can beat a metal bat. Its the all around best zombie basher. Good smashing power with out being too heavy to sacrafice speed, it has a good length so you can keep zombies at bay and you don't have to worry about it breaking.


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:21:39 Reply

i'd use a large hammer, you know, the kind you use with an axe to split firewood with.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:21:44 Reply

You can't go wrong with a viking-style battleaxe!

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:22:19 Reply

My bad ass sickle.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:22:33 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, -Nebu wrote: I'd hit them with X-Box controllers

The old one's right?

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:22:54 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:20 PM, Teh_Fury wrote: Now theres a real MAN

DAMN STRAIGHT
YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:23:47 Reply

even though im a girl (aka) tomboy i would use my fist slash japanese sword heres a picture of it

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:25:28 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:15 PM, SaDDaMoRaMa wrote: .,,What blunt object will you use to fend off zombies? NO GUNS, GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES. Real men use blunt objects, such as cricket sticks, and shovels.

I'd use my Louisville Slugger Aluminum Bat.

i would light farts, just like a flamethrower, unlimited ammo, just bring on the buritos!!!

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:25:49 Reply

i'd use my teeth to eat there faces. Then I'd slit there throats and fuck the wound to scare off the other zombies.

Good plan?


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:27:12 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:25 PM, kyle_chamberlain wrote: i'd use my teeth to eat there faces. Then I'd slit there throats and fuck the wound

LOL@SLIPKNOT

They're so hardcore.


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:27:32 Reply

Inuyasha sucks, anime ruined the japanese culture ninjas fought so hard to make badass. A REAL kitana (in the hands of a ninja) would pwn inuyasha's wimpy ass anyday.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:28:11 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:23 PM, supershadow979 wrote: even though im a girl (aka) tomboy i would use my fist slash japanese sword heres a picture of it

shit i think that could take out legions more than my goddamn hands and feet. but i think a gun could beat it, not that i'd use one.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:28:20 Reply

I'd use a ban stick. That way, those zombies won't be coming around for 7 days or so.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:29:10 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:22 PM, Teh_Fury wrote:
At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, -Nebu wrote: I'd hit them with X-Box controllers
The old one's right?

of course. i'd kick so much ass

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:30:29 Reply

hey ill make a zombie apocolypse role play ill tell you when im done.....

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:30:43 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:27 PM, SaDDaMoRaMa wrote: Inuyasha sucks, anime ruined the japanese culture ninjas fought so hard to make badass. A REAL kitana (in the hands of a ninja) would pwn inuyasha's wimpy ass anyday.

fuck that. inuyasha and several other animes actually display ninja bad-assness. i dont think anime ruined it, i actually think it got more ppl into ninjas and samarais and shit.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:37:22 Reply

Id use my uber mech to destroy them all.
Heres a picture.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:40:12 Reply

despite the fact that i would look like a pussy, i would most likely win and survive will your still trying to fight off the dogs
probobly an uzi or desert eagle
(oh and for you topic related people, i would use a samurai sword or sword, something long and sharp)


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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:49:16 Reply

At 2/15/05 08:21 PM, -Nebu wrote: I'd hit them with X-Box controllers

Fuck them use an X-Box. With that fire power you could single handley stop the apocalypse.

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Response to When the zombie apocalypse comes... 2005-02-15 20:51:25 Reply

frankly all this this talk of swords and planks of wood bores me
a MACE is what you need it has the reach of a plank or sword
and it weighs a feakin ton for good measure
observe....

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