Dear Dave,
The Retarded Animal Babies is the best thing I've ever seen on newgrounds. You are the man goddammit!!! With each new episode, you make all of our otherwise worthless and futile lives a little brighter.
Everyone in my house (I live with seven dudes (I know what you thinking, it's not true)) watches your show religiously. We show it to all our guests with that "look at this crazy crap we found on the internet" type of pride.
Anyway, thank-you for injecting my life with a hot steaming load of humour. RAB has saved me from the brink of suicide more than once. Keep them coming, cause I'll kill myself if you don't. No, I'm just kidding. Maybe.
No, Dave, seriously, if I drink drano or jump off of a building, it's not your fault. Lack of new RAB episodes is only the PREDOMINANT REASON for it.
Im just fucking around. For Real. Your show kicks asses. You kick asses. If your ever in British Columbia, come over to my house and kick my asses.
Sincerly yours,
Smart Mouth Punk
P.S. If you ever want to play a show with my wanky band, email us at KEMIZTRY@BEER.COM