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BaronVonBadGuy
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"Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:14 PM Reply

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen on the net this year!
You can pick between a white or (for those with jungle fever) black sheep.

After seeing this, I felt the need to use the "write a review for this product" option on the site, however it has to be approved before it is displayed.

Here is my review for the product:

Name : A Satisfied Customer!

Review title: Truly amazing!

This doll is a work of art!
I have never been so sexually satisfied in my ENTIRE LIFE!

This object truly has satisfied my deepest "barn yard" desires in every way possible. I even bring "her" with me when I go on vacations. The only way I can possibly think my wife could sexual gratify me in the way this doll has, is if my wife were an actual live sheep!

Thank you again for your wonderful product!

Mike

But wait! There's more!

That's right folks, apparently there is a large enough demand for animal sex dolls, that they felt it would be beneficial to their business to create a "Party Pig."

I certainly hope they create a "Kinky Cow, Dirty Duck and Lickin’ Chicken" soon, so I can turn my whole fucking bedroom into the incarnation of one of Old McDonald’s wet dreams!

Mike

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:15 PM Reply

LOL @ The Welsh

"Animal Sex Dolls!"


Remember the good old days.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:15 PM Reply

I MUST HAVE THEM
anyone feel like buying me one?

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:16 PM Reply

Jonas is going to love this.


Fuck it.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:16 PM Reply

God damnit, and I thought the tadpole fetish had gone far enough...

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:17 PM Reply

HAHA! LOL!

The original party pig! Make Ms. Piglet act like the pig that she is. She'll bring out the animal in you.

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Running up that hill....
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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:17 PM Reply

All my redneck dreams have come true.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:19 PM Reply

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/17512

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:22 PM Reply

That's sick!!! >_> <_< *bookmarks*

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:23 PM Reply

I've placed an order for 3, I dont want to seem sick do I?


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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:23 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:16 PM, Miikro wrote: Jonas is going to love this.

To bad he doesn't seem to ever be online anymore.

:/

Mike

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:25 PM Reply

A fucking sheep? Damn. This is probably worse than the lap pillows and boob scarfs.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:25 PM Reply

I love the discription

Love Sheep

After many years of intensive research this sheep was created to bring the pleasure and enjoyment of a real live Sheep into the hands of the true connoisseur. You'll just love makin' rhythm with Ms.Anna! She's safe, washable, disease-free and ready to accommodate your every whim.


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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:26 PM Reply

Wow... now that's just fucking weird. How did you happen across this in the first place? I mean that's not exactly something you stumble upon unless you're looking for it... Oh... say no more.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Will beastality be the next new craze? Sick stuff.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:36 PM Reply

Do they have goats? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they? Do they?

Just curious.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:44 PM Reply

hahah thats crazy. I would be embarrassed if someone found out i had one of those. im guessing its a blow up doll since it costs $20. I'd like to see a pic of it out of the box!

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:44 PM, JKirk wrote: hahah thats crazy. I would be embarrassed if someone found out i had one of those. im guessing its a blow up doll since it costs $20. I'd like to see a pic of it out of the box!

I will get right on that. And then after I'll take a picture.


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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:50 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:36 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Just curious.

All signs point to “no...”
However, once people see just how “arousing” these dolls are, I am sure there will be a great demand for a larger variety of animal blow-up dolls world wide!

Mike

&quot;Animal Sex Dolls!&quot;

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 09:52 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:50 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote:
At 2/4/05 09:36 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Just curious.
All signs point to “no...”
However, once people see just how “arousing” these dolls are, I am sure there will be a great demand for a larger variety of animal blow-up dolls world wide!

Mike

damn that pig is sexy


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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 4th, 2005 @ 10:08 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:14 PM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen on the net this year!

considering the date, that's not hard to believe :)

Mike

you are one funny boy, i'll give you that.
some freakin' weird products i tell you! hahahah.

you reken they'll ever make birds?!!

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 04:51 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 10:08 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: you are one funny boy, i'll give you that.
some freakin' weird products i tell you! hahahah.

Why thank you my good sir.
I myself would like to know who ever pitched the idea; "Hey, let's make a blow up sheep and pig doll for people to have sex with." To the company that manufactures them.

Mike

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 04:56 PM Reply

At 2/4/05 09:15 PM, Megy wrote: LOL @ The Welsh

don't you mean new zealanders? there's more sheep there then there is in wales.

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 04:57 PM Reply

Now you can truely be called a sheep fucker!


It's okay, I understand you're not as awesome as me.
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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 04:59 PM Reply

lol that is just about the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 05:03 PM Reply

OMFG i want ms piglet!


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 05:09 PM Reply

All ppl who order such stuff should be put in a mental hospital.
Lol. They also got hemaphrodites.


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Response to "Animal Sex Dolls!" Feb. 7th, 2005 @ 05:15 PM Reply

At 2/7/05 05:09 PM, D34M0N wrote: All ppl who order such stuff should be put in a mental hospital.
Lol. They also got hemaphrodites.

I think having them placed in front of a video camera would be more beneficial to the development of mankind.

Mike