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My penis fell off!!!

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mxlplx
Member since: Jul. 19, 2004
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My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:02:07

What should I do?

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LadyGrace
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:02:34

At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, mxlplx wrote: What should I do?

Suck it.

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Matt-G
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:02:45

Not funny.

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pieoncar
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:03:03

It's not like you were using it anyway. And you were already attracted to guys, so what's the problem?

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Wolfguy
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:04:43

At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote:
At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, mxlplx wrote: What should I do?
Refrain from posting on the BBS.

HAHAHA, so true. Take his advice, lol. Or don't, I don't really care...

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JadeTheAssassin
Member since: Apr. 5, 2004
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:05:16

Put it in a pickle jar and name it Taj. Talk to it like you would a person and carry it around with you.

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Rabid-Echidna
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:05:30

At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, mxlplx wrote:
What should I do?

Die.

My art gallery, because I'm better than you at things.

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AsthmaticHamster
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:07:44

Try to sell it on eBay

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Metalix-ALT
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:12:52

sell it on ebay for a shit load of money

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Robotussin
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:13:34

stick it in your ear

[ woman vocalizing ] [ man speaking backwards ] last.fm

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AsthmaticHamster
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:13:40

At 1/31/05 01:12 AM, kalibur wrote: sell it on ebay for a shit load of money

Too late...
Said it already...

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Rosenrot-I
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:22:36

oh oh oh, is this one of those topics where the topicstarter tries t be funny by posting some setiously unfunny shit??

There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

I run on Mountain Dew.

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System-1
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:23:23

sodomise yourself

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Metalix-ALT
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:23:24

At 1/31/05 01:13 AM, fR0ZEN wrote:
At 1/31/05 01:12 AM, kalibur wrote: sell it on ebay for a shit load of money
Too late...
Said it already...

i should have read it all.....damn i suck

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Stresskillingme
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:23:54

At 1/31/05 01:07 AM, fR0ZEN wrote: Try to sell it on eBay

I'll buy that for a dollar!

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Rosenrot-I
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:28:12

At 1/31/05 01:22 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: oh oh oh, is this one of those topics where the topicstarter tries t be funny by posting some setiously unfunny shit??

oh dude i suck at typing :(

There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

I run on Mountain Dew.

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Morextremist
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:32:28

At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, mxlplx wrote: What should I do?

tell a mod to lock this thread

My penis fell off!!!

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Wolfguy
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:35:12

At 1/31/05 01:32 AM, Morextremist wrote:
At 1/31/05 01:02 AM, mxlplx wrote: What should I do?
tell a mod to lock this thread

Just e-mail Banta Clause. He works ALL year round, not just Christmas time.

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SirXVII
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 01:43:30

Slap yourself in the face with it hoping it will knock some sense into you.

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AngryAlt
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 02:02:21

Eat it? Raw or cooked in a lovely white sauce.

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Shadow-XII
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 02:32:59

At 1/31/05 01:23 AM, StarF68 wrote:
At 1/31/05 01:22 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: oh oh oh, is this one of those topics where the topicstarter tries t be funny by posting some setiously unfunny shit??
I believe it is.

Looks like it :/

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Frank
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 02:36:06

Put it back on with Super Glue.

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JackRabbitStudios
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 02:40:54

Sow it on your head so you can unleash the rhino.

Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!

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HairydragonballZ
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 03:59:33

Is it like what happened to THIS GUY ?

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acerflea
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Response to My penis fell off!!! 2005-01-31 04:16:28

Eh? What a weird event. Must have either been blown up or cut off. It can't just fall off randomly~

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