Stuff that Buddha laughs at

[KingOfTheBBS]

Here are a few things that my buddie the Buddha likes to have a good laugh at:
1. TV televangelists (the rednecks on tv that punch a crippled retard in the face and claimed that he's cured)
2. Hippies that smoke weed in order to meditate
3. Celebrities that turn to Buddhism "for a more spiritual insight"
4. Saddam Hussein
5. The Pope (sometimes)
6. The Taliban that tried to piss him off by knocking down his statues
7. Soccer moms that sit around all day and watch soap opras and Oprah demanding that they must be paid for sitting around all day and watching soap opras and Oprah
8. George Bush
9. Racists
10. Conservatives
11. White guys claiming to be martial arts masters when they can't even lift there leg over their waiste

[Low-Budget-Superhero]

Ah, man... I bet Buddha, God, Allah, and all the gods of the Hindus crack up over all that! That's before L. Ron Hubbard comes in and says "Hey guys... I have my own religion to ya' know!". Good ol' L. Ron!

[kurten]

Are you simple? Buddha would cry about most of that stuff.

[gambit-boi]

Buddha would smile serenely and offer them a lotus flower.

[Buckdich]

I cried when the Taliban shot budda's statues....
= (

[nitroxide]

He also laughs at his followers and thinks to himself how can they believe a 300 pound man can teach them self-control

[SunKing]

At 8/11/05 12:10 AM, nitroxide wrote: He also laughs at his followers and thinks to himself how can they believe a 300 pound man can teach them self-control

well not everyone thinks he's 300 lbs, that view os buddah changes from region to region

[Fired]

My buddha buddy laughs yes. But Jah will bless all and bring peace.

[bradford1]

Buddha laughs at gay marriage too. And being a Buddhist, I feel inclined to speak up.
AND LOOK! They each hand gambit_boi a lotus HOWWW SWEEET.....

[bradford1]

At 4/5/01 07:08 PM, kurten wrote: Are you simple? Buddha would cry about most of that stuff.

Nah, Buddha doesn't suffer. He just gives out lotuses.

[nitroxide]

At 8/11/05 12:44 AM, SunKing wrote:

At 8/11/05 12:10 AM, nitroxide wrote: He also laughs at his followers and thinks to himself how can they believe a 300 pound man can teach them self-control

well not everyone thinks he's 300 lbs, that view os buddah changes from region to region

300...250...whatever dudes gotta lil buddah belly...no self control

[seventy-one]

He's probably laughing at this thread, and every other religion thread in the BBS.

[Kurt-1]

Buddha is my hero. ^_^

[bradford1]

At 8/11/05 02:36 AM, nitroxide wrote:

At 8/11/05 12:44 AM, SunKing wrote:

At 8/11/05 12:10 AM, nitroxide wrote: He also laughs at his followers and thinks to himself how can they believe a 300 pound man can teach them self-control

well not everyone thinks he's 300 lbs, that view os buddah changes from region to region

300...250...whatever dudes gotta lil buddah belly...no self control

Actually, nobody knows what Buddha really looked like. They used symbolism to portray him. The Dhammapada (like the Buddhist bible) says he was skinny actually....

[bulletskygod]

"Man made booze, God made Grass. Who do you trust?" - Buddha

Legendary quote.

[bigfagron]

At 8/11/05 10:08 AM, bulletskygod wrote: "Man made booze, God made Grass. Who do you trust?" - Buddha

Legendary quote.

Is the grass edible?

[BillCosby]

NOTHING! BUDDHISM IS BULLSHIT!

[Yoogle]

If you ask me most ''gods'' are sadistic 10 year old kids that get a perverted pleasure at watching humanity.

If there is a god im sure were just a bunch of expandable and ever renewing line of toy for him to used in is dark game.

[Jimsween]

Buddha can't not be real because buddha isn't any one person. Unless you mean Siddhartha Gautama, in which case he is most certainly real.

But he wasn't fat.

Wierd people....

[TheDoctor]

At 8/11/05 04:41 AM, bradford1 wrote:

Actually, nobody knows what Buddha really looked like. They used symbolism to portray him. The Dhammapada (like the Buddhist bible) says he was skinny actually....

And it's probably all true, seeing as his meditation periods lasted days on end without any form of sustenance.
What's more, after achieving Nirvana he should have been completely free from greed.
A pox on these false idols!

[bradford1]

At 8/11/05 01:42 PM, MikeZan wrote: If you ask me most ''gods'' are sadistic 10 year old kids that get a perverted pleasure at watching humanity.

If there is a god im sure were just a bunch of expandable and ever renewing line of toy for him to used in is dark game.

OK ok, let me speak for everyone, what the hell are you talking about?

1. Buddha ain't a god, he never made such a claim, he was an atheist.

2. I can see being anti-god because of all of the BS in the bible and stuff, but you're anti-god because you think he is playing 'house' with you?

[Werewolf91]

At 8/11/05 09:00 PM, bradford1 wrote:

At 8/11/05 01:42 PM, MikeZan wrote: 1. Buddha ain't a god, he never made such a claim, he was an atheist.

Uh...no, he was a Hindu, more or less. Buddhism as a religion or way of life doesn't recognise a specific god. It really doesn't matter to Buddhism because Buddhism isn't about gods and what-not.

[DamienK]

At 8/11/05 10:39 PM, Werewolf91 wrote:

At 8/11/05 09:00 PM, bradford1 wrote:

At 8/11/05 01:42 PM, MikeZan wrote: 1. Buddha ain't a god, he never made such a claim, he was an atheist.

Uh...no, he was a Hindu, more or less. Buddhism as a religion or way of life doesn't recognise a specific god. It really doesn't matter to Buddhism because Buddhism isn't about gods and what-not.

Buddha is Hindu and not Buddhist. I'll aknowledge that, but I want people to aknowledge that (in a strikingly similar situation) Jesus is Jewish, not Christian.

[bigfagron]

At 4/4/01 02:38 PM, KingOfTheBBS wrote: Here are a few things that my buddie the Buddha likes to have a good laugh at:

Doesn't everybody laugh at those things?

[Empanado]

At 8/10/05 11:52 PM, Buckdich wrote: I cried when the Taliban shot budda's statues....
= (

Didn't you know? Some asian-american artist-like guy is going to project replicas of those statues in the place where they were blown up, using lasers. LASERS. Laser statues are like, totally awesome.

[Curryator]

At 8/11/05 01:02 PM, Family_Guy_Is_Gay wrote: NOTHING! BUDDHISM IS BULLSHIT!

all i got 2 say 2 u is "om-mani-padme2 which means "the jewel of the lotus" the lotus flower grows in mud and swaps but it's the most beautful flower so that shows that something good and pure can grow in the harshest of envoirments

[Solthiel]

Okay...responding to the idea that Buddha was fat. He wasn't. Buddha was well documented to actually be so small he was almost scrawny. He is portrayed as overweight because in the cultures that Buddhism has permeated, being extremely overweight was a sign of power and respect. He was also not bald, he is said to have long-black curled hair.