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Posted at: 6/14/05 06:42 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch. I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.
I tried.. A few times. It went unsuccessful...
Posted at: 6/14/05 06:44 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:17 PM, DanMalo wrote: At 1/20/05 07:12 PM, Izath187 wrote: i'm not that flexible......jesus, people. Seriously. Fuck.
At 1/20/05 07:12 PM, Izath187 wrote: i'm not that flexible...
GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*tear*
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Posted at: 6/20/05 03:23 PM
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All i can say for those of u who said u do is..... YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SICK FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's disgusting why would u do that i mean yeah jerkin off i'll let that slide cuz i've done it a few times i'll admit but suckin your own.... gahhh that's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!! u guys wanna know sumthin it's really not that hard to get your dick sucked i get it all the time heres a tip most of the time a smart girl wont really think of the size but how u use it cuz generally girls are satisfied with any dick over the size 5 in a half u know u know what for u desperate people out there SUCKIN YOUR OWN DICKS im gonna make a topic called how to get your dick sucked and tell the world all the steps to get easy and unpainful on the back suck from a GIRL!!!!!!!!! man that's nasty
Yo let's put the nails in this coffin!!!!!
Posted at: 6/28/05 10:40 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.
What do you tell the docter ?! ROOFLES !
Posted at: 6/28/05 10:43 PM
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At 6/20/05 03:23 PM, HOMEY-G-3000 wrote: wah
According to you. According to me, it's not sick, I'm straight, and it doesn't hurt.
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Posted at: 6/28/05 11:00 PM
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jesus christ man thats sick get yourself a girlfriend dude then you wont have to hurt ur back ..............or take a shot in the mouth
Posted at: 6/29/05 03:01 AM
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Hey. I can suck my dick too. Seriously. But who the fuck would do that for fun? It hurts your back like a bitch and you would eventually realize, "what the fuck am I doing?" However, It makes a great party trick and pick up line...
Posted at: 6/29/05 03:05 AM
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At 6/29/05 03:01 AM, LordMagicPants wrote: It makes a great party trick and pick up line...
Ha, yeah!
"Watch this, I can smoke my own cock, be sure to take pictures."
and
"Since I can suck myself off I guess I don't need you.... BAI!"
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Posted at: 6/29/05 03:11 AM
Yeah. Oddly enough, the chicks dig a guy who can smoke his own sausage.
Posted at: 6/29/05 03:17 AM
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At 1/20/05 07:27 PM, Slaker4012 wrote: Sucking your own dick sounds almost as sad as circle jerking for some reason.
whats that ? really?. i did it twice and it hurt so i stoped and thought ew i am licking my own dick wtf and never did it again but now i wanna try again
Any one gonna have sex with my sister gonna be me!
Posted at: 1/24/07 08:13 PM
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I can do it and it feels really good. I guess I am really Flexible, though, because my back doesn't hurt when i do it... Or maybe it's because i don't have to reach far to get to it...
Posted at: 1/24/07 08:16 PM
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Well, I'm a couple inches away from being able to do it, but it still sounds pretty fucked up.
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Posted at: 1/24/07 08:18 PM
Haha, so what happens when you get stuck and the ambulance comes?? Better start making up some DAMN good excuses.
Posted at: 1/24/07 08:23 PM
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Seriously it hurts like fuck, but I can do it all the way in.
Posted at: 1/24/07 08:26 PM
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this is just sickening.
Posted at: 1/24/07 08:28 PM
I can get my whole dick AND one ball in my mouth. Man, I should join the circus or somethin...
Posted at: 1/24/07 09:05 PM
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I am flexible enough, but... I do not see the point.
Just get a girl to do it, It is easier and more enjoyable.
Duh.
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