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ElGhoulio

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Posted at: 2/2/05 07:48 PM

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I'm wondering why everybody finds autofellatio so bad. It's just like masturbating, except instead of giving yourself a handjob, you give yourself a blowjob.

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Posted at: 2/2/05 07:51 PM

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At 1/20/05 07:47 PM, SidsKid wrote:
and you fucktard need to shut your mouth because you are probably looking at gay porno websites and sucking yourself like the dude who made this post so dont critisize me because you have nothing on me suck ass mother fucker

Two words: Anger Management.

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Posted at: 2/2/05 07:53 PM

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i can ;D

but i dont.


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Posted at: 2/2/05 07:53 PM

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At 2/2/05 07:51 PM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/20/05 07:47 PM, SidsKid wrote:
and you fucktard need to shut your mouth because you are probably looking at gay porno websites and sucking yourself like the dude who made this post so dont critisize me because you have nothing on me suck ass mother fucker
Two words: Anger Management.

Four words: Stop sucking yourself off.

One word: Bitch.


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Posted at: 2/3/05 07:41 PM

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At 2/2/05 07:53 PM, CaptainTang wrote:

Four words: Stop sucking yourself off.

One word: Bitch.

Why? Are you Homophobic? I can prove your at least part gay.

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Posted at: 2/5/05 07:47 PM

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Tell me in concrete language why this is bad. Don't just say "Well, it's the principle of it. YOU'RE SUCKING YOUR OWN COCK" because I don't see anything wrong with the principle; masturbation is ok; why can't autofellation.

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Posted at: 4/27/05 06:35 PM

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At 1/27/05 01:12 AM, MynameisGalbuu wrote: I do it and I swallow

i did think about it but just when i was about to reach it i thought DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!! .

oh and to the guy who swallows. you make me fucking sick i mean sucking your own cock that do0esn't bother thats your own fucking busness but swalowing your own fucking spuck. FOR FUCK SAKE

to guys that do do it good for you but keep it to your fucking self. i don't fuckin wanna if can reach your cock with your mouth. oh an i will not even try it cos its sucking your own dick an eewwwwww


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Posted at: 4/27/05 07:14 PM

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I personally think it's a waste of time. Why not get a girl to do it for you.... Or do you guys like not have girlfriends?


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Posted at: 4/27/05 07:23 PM

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Guys lets get serious. Its not even that hard to get a girl to do it for you! Its alot better than sucking your own dick thats just gay.


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Posted at: 4/27/05 07:25 PM

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Why the hell would you want to do it to yourself in the first place? Fuck that I can get a girl to suck my dick.

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Posted at: 4/27/05 07:30 PM

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sick peice of shit.


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Posted at: 5/11/05 01:35 PM

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I can't reach personally, but my girlfriend can :P

At 1/27/05 01:12 AM, PopeOnARope wrote: I do it and I swallow

I knew a guy who drank his own everyday, he's niether gay nor wierd.

Oh, and if I could......

I wouldn't leave the house!


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Posted at: 5/11/05 02:28 PM

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At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch.
I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.

Well...we found someone who wont ever need a girlfriend, just think of the money you saved...........by switching to gyco


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Posted at: 5/11/05 03:11 PM

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well i don't have to
my girlfriend can do it for me whenever i tell her to


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Posted at: 5/11/05 03:13 PM

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At 1/20/05 07:35 PM, Poop4brains wrote: You fucking faggots.

Well said... Well said...
Anyways sucking your own cock is retarded.

Can we return to fearless?


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:27 PM

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um... I have one thing to say... THIS IS PROOF THAT THERE IS NOGOD


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:32 PM

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oh, crap, not this topic again.
self sucking isn't as pleasurable as masturbation though


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:47 PM

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At 1/20/05 07:09 PM, The_Ghoul wrote: Yeah, I used to do that when I get bored. My rod is 10 inches long, so doing that is no problem.

fuck. nines only 9 inches.

lookes like I got PWNED


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:49 PM

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Yall are some sick ass kids sucking yalls own dicks that why theres a think called women


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:50 PM

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At 4/27/05 07:14 PM, PeRsOn_MaN wrote: I personally think it's a waste of time. Why not get a girl to do it for you.... Or do you guys like not have girlfriends?

these stupid idiots/n00bs couldnt get girlfriends. I think its better to let them suck themselves off in peace.

PS: sucking your own p3n0r=gay and wrong.


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Posted at: 5/13/05 06:59 PM

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At 5/13/05 06:27 PM, NinjaTom777 wrote: um... I have one thing to say... THIS IS PROOF THAT THERE IS NOGOD

Actually, There IS a God. Without god there couldnt be satan, and without satan, this couldnt happen:

self suck


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Posted at: 5/13/05 07:18 PM

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Don't you have better things to do? Stop being such an angry 6 year old kid who can't win without any insults. If it's homosexual to suck on your penis that's your opinion. You probably don't have one, that explains why you are so pissed off.

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Posted at: 5/13/05 09:13 PM

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Haven't tried, nor am i looking forward to trying...but what the heck, i'll give it a try and maybe i'll post back if I don't break something.


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Posted at: 5/13/05 11:55 PM

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You're all sick mother fuckers, go hang yourselves, plz k thx.


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Posted at: 5/14/05 12:04 AM

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Self-sucking is nasty...


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Posted at: 6/9/05 01:42 AM

I dunnit before, mmm, slobber slobber omgwtflolrofl


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ths topic scares me i never have and never will do it but watever floats your boat dude more power to ya


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Posted at: 6/14/05 06:38 PM

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At 1/27/05 01:36 AM, XxKillerxX wrote: If I said go lick a pussy, I suppose %70 of the people who suck their own dicks would take offence?

no. I love pussy :_)

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Posted at: 6/14/05 06:40 PM

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i can do it.....but i really dont want a dick in my mouth........i mean...you just dont know where that thing has been

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Posted at: 6/14/05 06:40 PM

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thats nasty man

Dictatorship of Proletariat, TheKman. You're such a liberating prick!

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