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cant must be awesome tho


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At 1/20/05 07:35 PM, Poop4brains wrote: You fucking faggots.

No remarks using the word (Gay) Or (faggot) In the bbs,

Read t3h rules. There there, so read them.


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At 1/29/05 11:42 PM, Dragonmastrb667 wrote:

No remarks using the word (Gay) Or (faggot) In the bbs,

Read t3h rules. There there, so read them.

What about the word (Ghey)? Oh, and btw, you can use the word gay. Just not too excessively, or derogatoraly.

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Shit. I just jizzed into my mouth while I was self sucking.

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At 1/30/05 12:36 AM, sickdood wrote: Shit. I just jizzed into my mouth while I was self sucking.

HAHA!!!


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At 1/30/05 12:41 AM, darklords_ax9 wrote:
HAHA!!!

Shut up! Jizz tastes really nasty! Quit laughing at me! ; (

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At 1/30/05 12:54 AM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/30/05 12:41 AM, darklords_ax9 wrote:
HAHA!!!
Shut up! Jizz tastes really nasty! Quit laughing at me! ; (

O fine. I just needed a laugh. Sorry.


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Don't worry man, I was laughing at myself, too. I was being silly.

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At 1/29/05 10:30 PM, Sweatyboi wrote: Thats a bit wierd you know. When I am a man, I wont do that.

You do it despite what we say and we all know you do it, so quit bullshitting us.

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At 1/30/05 12:36 AM, sickdood wrote: Shit. I just jizzed into my mouth while I was self sucking.

yuck

Free cash lol
Also cox. lots of cox


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At 1/30/05 06:43 PM, xcloudx wrote:
Shit. I just jizzed into my mouth while I was self sucking.
yuck

Yes, jizz tastes pretty bad.

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Who the fuck in their right state of mind would suck their own wang? You know you can just get someone else to do it...


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At 1/31/05 06:34 PM, CaptainTang wrote: Who the fuck in their right state of mind would suck their own wang? You know you can just get someone else to do it...

Obviously some people do, as there are a lot of people in this thread who do, and Newgrounds represents a small percentage of the population, so I'd say that around .1% or .05% of the world blows themselves

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At 1/31/05 06:43 PM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:34 PM, CaptainTang wrote: Who the fuck in their right state of mind would suck their own wang? You know you can just get someone else to do it...
Obviously some people do, as there are a lot of people in this thread who do, and Newgrounds represents a small percentage of the population, so I'd say that around .1% or .05% of the world blows themselves

Well it's good to know the self suckers aren't big enough to threathen the future of the world. Now I can sleep at night.


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At 1/31/05 06:45 PM, CaptainTang wrote:

Well it's good to know the self suckers aren't big enough to threathen the future of the world. Now I can sleep at night.

Well, what kind of danger do they pose? Autofellatio is just as appropriate as masturbation as a sex simulator.

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At 1/31/05 06:49 PM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:45 PM, CaptainTang wrote:

Well, what kind of danger do they pose? Autofellatio is just as appropriate as masturbation as a sex simulator.

Sorry but I think itt's a bit 'more normal' to masturbate instead of SUCKING your OWN fucking cock.
I meant that self sucking is kind of weird in my eye, and it was basically a sarcastic and witty asshole comment.


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seriously why would you want to suck your own cock?
Well someone has gotta get the job done....

dude its called your hand, you cant hurt your back, you dont have to aste ur own cum, and you dont question your manelyhood afterword!

man you people are so stupid hurting yourself for a painful and short pleasure. Its called girlfriends people!!! get one!!!


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At 1/31/05 06:53 PM, Terminator90210 wrote:

man you people are so stupid hurting yourself for a painful and short pleasure. Its called girlfriends people!!! get one!!!

Seriously though... you are really close-minded. Number one, I have a girlfriend. Number two, she does suck my cock. Number three, it doesn't hurt me to do this; I am really flexible.

But seriously... Open your mind.

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i tried and faild


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At 1/31/05 06:56 PM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:53 PM, Terminator90210 wrote:

Seriously though... you are really close-minded. Number one, I have a girlfriend. Number two, she does suck my cock. Number three, it doesn't hurt me to do this; I am really flexible.

But seriously... Open your mind.

You have a GF who does give you blowjobs, but yet you suck your own cock? wow.


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At 1/31/05 06:58 PM, CaptainTang wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:56 PM, sickdood wrote:
Number one, I have a girlfriend. Number two, she does suck my cock.

You have a GF who does give you blowjobs, but yet you suck your own cock? wow.

Well, does your gf give you handjobs? If so, do you masturbate? Why masturbate if you get handjobs from your gf?

THE ANSWER: Because the gf isn't always ready for sex or blowjobs, and because I can, I do.

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I just think thats gross but whatever, just dont tell me about spooge in your mouth


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Too late.

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I DO IT WITH THE FLAMINGO DOG.


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At 1/31/05 07:11 PM, sickdood wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:58 PM, CaptainTang wrote:
At 1/31/05 06:56 PM, sickdood wrote:
Well, does your gf give you handjobs? If so, do you masturbate? Why masturbate if you get handjobs from your gf?

THE ANSWER: Because the gf isn't always ready for sex or blowjobs, and because I can, I do.

Still, you have a gf and suck your own cock. I mean damn just wait until she feels like it. Or are you too fucked up on horomones?


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ok people i will only say this one more time

ITS THE PRINCEBAL OF THE MATTER!!! YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKING YOURSELF!!!!!
IF YOU DO SUCK UR OWN @#$% THEN YOU ARE A HIGHER DEGREE OF GAY THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE AND IM NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU YOURSELF PEOPLE, BUT ANYONE!!!

SO IF YOU GO UP TO SOMEOEN AND THEY SAY "GO FUCK UR SELF" YOU CAN GO SAY "I ALREADY HAVE, AND I KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICKS NOW!!!"

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!!


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OMG toys these days...

self suck


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Masturbation's ok, why isn't autofellation?

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it hurts


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At 1/31/05 08:51 PM, Jahvey wrote: it hurts

It doesn't hurt everybody. It doesn't hurt me.

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