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At 1/21/05 07:41 AM, Gheyz0r wrote: Yeah man my cock is so fuckin' enormous that sometimes I accidentally suck myself off, like one time I was nodding excitedly in a job interview, and the woman was kinda hot and my boner busted out my pants and I accidentally bobbed on my knob for a few seconds and shot a load through her computer monitor and didn't get the job

me too. let's fuck

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch.
I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.

Hmm ok you fail.

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8.

no i never tried ... and im sure you can't

Yes that's what I'm saying.

That is really tempting but I think I'll pass. It is quite stupid people coming on to a forum and claiming how they can suck themselves. What ever happened to privacy?

Geyz0r. You are quite strange.

It's gay porn so no thx.

Ever saw a woman suck herself?

At 1/21/05 08:33 AM, ThreeStar wrote:

At 1/21/05 08:24 AM, -0706- wrote: Ever saw a woman suck herself?

I can do it if I dislocate my effing torso from my bottom half.

Fucking. Hawt.

At 1/21/05 08:33 AM, ThreeStar wrote: I can do it if I dislocate my effing torso from my bottom half.

Ouch?

At 1/21/05 05:33 AM, CowTzu wrote: I do it for a living. Look for me on http://www.autofellatio.net/

HAHAHA. Best ever site, ever.

Thats just... not right guys.
Im not exactly sure how a person could dislocate their ribs, but Im sure as hell not going to try it.
LOSERS!!!

At 1/20/05 07:35 PM, Shadow_XII wrote: I know Jesus Christ...what the fuck is this site coming to?

It's more like what is this world coming to.

wow u guys really need to get a girl

At 1/20/05 07:37 PM, SidsKid wrote: oh yea i suck my cock and i splooge too its so great well you fucker when you get a fucking disease will it be so great then?

I didn't know you could give STD's to yourself.

i would luv to but i cant reach it. :(

Not to inturrupt your little fantasy or anything, but you know it's physically impossible, right? If you're going to play pretend, at least pretend someone else is doing it.

I am more than sure everyone in the fucking world has trying to suck there own dick... if you could i bet you would to... you gay mofos=[

(no i havent)

that is too damn disgusting...

At 1/20/05 07:09 PM, sickdood wrote: Yeah, I used to do that when I get bored. My rod is 10 inches long, so doing that is no problem.

small dick

i wouldn't wanna ... secks is better

I like teh taste.

At 1/20/05 08:31 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch.
I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.

Bad liar...it's impossible unless you have your ribs removed or unless you have a huge dick which i doubt.

gah no its not, just slouch, like when sitting infront of the comp,there's probly an 8 inch gap between your mouth & crotch, so it should be possible

I swear I can do it.
You see, you lie on your back with a wall behind you. Then you sorta do a backwards roll, but put your feet on the wall behind you, and use it to get your cock closer to your mouth. It works.

I suppose it's possible...but I mean...why go to all the trouble? God gave you all hands. Plus, girls are much MUCH better at things like that, so I like to leave it to my girlfriend ^_^

?
wow u are realy weird are u gay or somthing?
seriously thats nasty

No I'm not gay, I just have the right body proportions.
It's not 'wrong' either. Ever heard of the joke
"Why do dogs lick themselves?"
"Because they can"

There's more information on
JackinWorld somewhere.

Jackinworls is weird. It has all gay people on there who masterbate with their friends.

nope i cant do it

Well, its very hard to do. It hurts my ribcage.

At 1/23/05 04:00 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I like teh taste.

nasty fool

At 1/25/05 07:16 PM, mr_fu_manchu wrote:

At 1/23/05 04:00 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: I like teh taste.

nasty fool

exactly

givin your self head is gay ok. if you have a fuckin dick in your mouth and your a dude thats gay. and its nasty as hel ge a female or somethin get a hooker if you are unatractive or somethin, hookers do it with anyone. not that i would know since i can get pussy anytime i want.