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At 1/20/05 07:44 PM, SidsKid wrote:
why dont you shut your fucking mouth this is a free forum i can say what i want plus sucking your own dick is as gay! why would you want to do that shit i know people say god made adam and eve not adam and steve but seriously god didnt make adam and adams own mouth.....fuck you guys need to get lives......

Once again. Please untangle your vagina.

At 1/20/05 07:11 PM, marzzbar wrote:

Tastes like sweetened snot.

how do you know what sweetened snot tastes like

At 1/20/05 07:47 PM, SidsKid wrote: and you fucktard need to shut your mouth because you are probably looking at gay porno websites and sucking yourself like the dude who made this post so dont critisize me because you have nothing on me suck ass mother fucker

Oh, sorry. That was aimed at the guy who started the tread, not you.

I can't say I've ever tried it...probably because I'm not that flexable...however on the subject on it being gay...I don't think it is...if sucking yourself off is gay I guess masterbation is also gay.

Masterbation= Both giving and recieving a handjob from a guy.

At 1/20/05 07:52 PM, the_masked_cow wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:11 PM, marzzbar wrote:

Tastes like sweetened snot.

how do you know what sweetened snot tastes like

I sneezed and thought it would be a good idea to sugar coat it and taste it.

yummy. sell it in china.

How about going out of that dark basement of yours once a month and getting some friends?

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch.
I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.

Bad liar...it's impossible unless you have your ribs removed or unless you have a huge dick which i doubt.

wtf sucking your own dick!!!!!!!
thats gay as hell. get a damn woman, shit get a hooker yall are so sick!!!!

AIIah sucks his own dick. Look down about 5 posts, right underneath rons post.

I can't, but I don't see anything wrong with it. Its like "Are you gay for jerking off yourself?"

I'd rather fuck a piece of paper, than degrade myself to sucking my own cock.

At 1/20/05 07:37 PM, SidsKid wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, Slaker4012 wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, SidsKid wrote: seriously why would you want to suck your own cock?

Well someone has gotta get the job done....

when you get a fucking disease will it be so great then? no you ass hole it wont

....you cant get an std from your self......genius

At 1/20/05 07:11 PM, marzzbar wrote: Have you ever spooged in your mouth?

no, i heard it tastes salty. and i hate salt

At 1/20/05 07:52 PM, apackageofchicken wrote: I can't say I've ever tried it...probably because I'm not that flexable...however on the subject on it being gay...I don't think it is...if sucking yourself off is gay I guess masterbation is also gay.

Masterbation= Both giving and recieving a handjob from a guy.

You've got a point there.

At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote:

Bad liar...it's impossible unless you have your ribs removed or unless you have a huge dick which i doubt.

Oh its possible. I'm very flexible and i always have been.
I saw a picture of a women giving herself oral once, now thats flexible. i cant go all the way unless i want another slipped disk.

At 1/20/05 07:17 PM, DanMalo wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:12 PM, Izath187 wrote: i'm not that flexible...

...jesus, people.

Seriously.

Fuck.

normally that would be disturbing...but ive heard of way worse

I do it for a living. Look for me on http://www.autofellatio.net/

At 1/21/05 05:33 AM, CowTzu wrote: I do it for a living. Look for me on http://www.autofellatio.net/

whot do u loook like lol.ewwww

i cant suck my own dick but ive tried on many occaisions and i really ish i could.
and to that lvl 6 or whatever that is spamming,
1.you cant give your self a deaseas by doing that unless you already have it.
2.how is it gay?you masturbait right thats a hand job.

my firend says he can to it but thats because he can pop his ribs out of place.damn im gonna take yoga.

At 1/20/05 09:42 PM, Nicko9y wrote: I'd rather fuck a piece of paper, than degrade myself to sucking my own cock.

Oh man, look out for paper cuts!

hare is my tongue plus my cock

I had to aim the camera with my knees, a flashlight, do that, and press prnt scrn at the same time because the program I have won't let you take a still. So gay I am.

Ohsnap

I cannot make out the pictures but from what I can see that is fucking sick dude. Don't post naked you on a fucking forum. Jeezus!

Hawhawhaw

Maybe it's real, maybe it's not. Being as I've never posted my face on the internet (well, once, and then it got posted allover with Hitler mustaches on it... HAHA!), I'll leave the decision up to you

OH MY GOD. I just refreshed the page to see if anyone else posted agreeing with me and as I scrolled down I went past the pictures and it clicked in my brain. You my good friend are a sick sick prick. Some of us have the gift but again, dont post it on a fucking forum you sick fuck.

At 1/21/05 07:05 AM, X_Clock wrote: OH MY GOD. I just refreshed the page to see if anyone else posted agreeing with me and as I scrolled down I went past the pictures and it clicked in my brain. You my good friend are a sick sick prick. Some of us have the gift but again, dont post it on a fucking forum you sick fuck.

Everyone here but me is full of shit, and I just thought I'd point that out. The first picture may or may not be of a real penis though. MYSTERY!

At 1/20/05 07:37 PM, SidsKid wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, Slaker4012 wrote:

At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, SidsKid wrote: seriously why would you want to suck your own cock?

Well someone has gotta get the job done....

what the fuck? your like a fucking gay ass! your like oh yea i suck my cock and i splooge too its so great well you fucker when you get a fucking disease will it be so great then? no you ass hole it wont and you should be doing better stuff like actually learning to go out in social situations other than staying home sucking your own cock and then posting it on the mother fucking New Grounds forum and thats all i have to say about that shit

He was joking moron. Oh, and how exactly is he going to get a disease from sucking his own cock? If he was able to catch a disease wouldn't he already have had it in the first place? You should worry less about the diseases other people can catch and worry more about the one you have. I like to call it the fucking idiot disease. You show the main symptom, you're a fucking idiot.

Oh and obviously that wasn't all you had to say because you replied several times after. Please dive down a cheese grator slide.

Everyone here but me is full of shit, and I just thought I'd point that out. The first picture may or may not be of a real penis though. MYSTERY!

How, Pray tell. Am I full of bullshit?

At 1/21/05 07:25 AM, X_Clock wrote:

Everyone here but me is full of shit, and I just thought I'd point that out. The first picture may or may not be of a real penis though. MYSTERY!

How, Pray tell. Am I full of bullshit?

If I had to prove to my dad that I can suck my own dick by doing it in front of him, you'll have to do the same for me.

So you are saying to prove that I can suck my own dick I would have to post it on some forum, where a bunch of old freaks could be watching to prove something that I can do to moron whose opinion couldnt matter any less to me. It that what you are saying. If so. No, just no.

At 1/21/05 07:36 AM, X_Clock wrote: So you are saying to prove that I can suck my own dick I would have to post it on some forum, where a bunch of old freaks could be watching to prove something that I can do to moron whose opinion couldnt matter any less to me. It that what you are saying. If so. No, just no.

Yes that's what I'm saying. The pervs like Officer Dan over there in Idaho, or Iowa, or wherever, need some damn jackoff material. There are no good free autofellatio sites out there, and poor people need whacking material too.

No one cares if you can suck your dick. Everyone whose ever claimed they could just did it for attention. If you want that attention, prove it. I lurve attention.

Yeah man my cock is so fuckin' enormous that sometimes I accidentally suck myself off, like one time I was nodding excitedly in a job interview, and the woman was kinda hot and my boner busted out my pants and I accidentally bobbed on my knob for a few seconds and shot a load through her computer monitor and didn't get the job