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Posted at: 1/20/05 07:08 PM
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Have you ever tried it? I can do it, it feels gr8. just when im done the pain in my back is a bitch. I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:09 PM
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Yeah, I used to do that when I get bored. My rod is 10 inches long, so doing that is no problem.
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Posted at: 1/20/05 07:11 PM
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Yeah I can do it! I can get the whole of the head in my mouth. Feels great, but yeah it hurts like a bitch afterwards. Have you ever spooged in your mouth? It's gross, and afterwards I'm like "WTF did I do that for?". Tastes like sweetened snot.
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i have a buldging disk in my back so im outta the fun :(
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:12 PM
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i'm not that flexible...
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:17 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:12 PM, Izath187 wrote: i'm not that flexible...
...jesus, people.
Seriously.
Fuck.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:22 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: I can do it, it feels gr8.
IT FEELS GR8???!!?!?!?!?
You sick sick fuck
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Wow.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:23 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:08 PM, bleh_bah69 wrote: I once slipped a disc though while doing it, that hurt like a mofo.
sux2bu
when i want to do it i simply detach it and suck on it.
no back problems here.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:24 PM
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Sorry, i cant suck my dick.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:26 PM
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This topic reminds me of the classic conversation from Clerks.
At 1/20/05 07:23 PM, HeinousDude wrote: when i want to do it i simply detach it and suck on it. no back problems here.
No FAIRZ. You have a detachable penis.
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I seriously wish I could do that, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't reach.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:27 PM
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Sucking your own dick sounds almost as sad as circle jerking for some reason.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:28 PM
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This is a
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At 1/20/05 07:17 PM, DanMalo wrote: At 1/20/05 07:12 PM, Izath187 wrote: i'm not that flexible......jesus, people. Seriously. Fuck.
only women and gay men should suck cock
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:29 PM
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At 1/20/05 07:26 PM, Painbringer wrote: I seriously wish I could do that, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't reach.
i can.... because i take yoga
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Well, u can always take yoga to get flexible
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:31 PM
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ummm ive never really tried.....and what brought this up anyways? this is fucking stupid i mean seriously why would you want to suck your own cock? thats just fucking gay
At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, SidsKid wrote: seriously why would you want to suck your own cock?
Well someone has gotta get the job done....
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:33 PM
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The only thing preventing those of you who don't do it from doing it is the fact that you can't? That is so sad.
I can't seriously be the only one who can but doesn't.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:35 PM
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I know Jesus Christ...what the fuck is this site coming to?
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You fucking faggots.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:37 PM
At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, Slaker4012 wrote: At 1/20/05 07:31 PM, SidsKid wrote: seriously why would you want to suck your own cock?Well someone has gotta get the job done....
what the fuck? your like a fucking gay ass! your like oh yea i suck my cock and i splooge too its so great well you fucker when you get a fucking disease will it be so great then? no you ass hole it wont and you should be doing better stuff like actually learning to go out in social situations other than staying home sucking your own cock and then posting it on the mother fucking New Grounds forum and thats all i have to say about that shit
You suck.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:38 PM
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Free Japan.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:39 PM
stfu loser you probaly are home right now trying to suck off, because you dont have a girl to do it...
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So your saying that enjoy the taste of your own dick. Lmao your pen0r is gay
At 1/20/05 07:37 PM, SidsKid wrote: stuff stuff stuff
I was joking. No reason to get your vagina all tangled up over it.
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:44 PM
At 1/20/05 07:39 PM, demon_knight wrote:
why dont you shut your fucking mouth this is a free forum i can say what i want plus sucking your own dick is as gay! why would you want to do that shit i know people say god made adam and eve not adam and steve but seriously god didnt make adam and adams own mouth.....fuck you guys need to get lives......
Posted at: 1/20/05 07:47 PM
At 1/20/05 07:37 PM, Master_Hogginsworth wrote: You suck.
and you fucktard need to shut your mouth because you are probably looking at gay porno websites and sucking yourself like the dude who made this post so dont critisize me because you have nothing on me suck ass mother fucker
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