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I heard that if you masturbate (and cum) around 32 times in one day you will day
reason being is that each time you cum you release dopamine into your system (the chemical that your body produces that makes you feel good) and do it enough times and you will actually overdose on it

thats what a friend told me

Shooting yourself like this.

I think the fastest way to die would simply to be blown up in some way. It would have to be fairly strong, so you would need to be completely vaporized. Maybe we could destroy only your head extremely quickly? Then again, I guess it would leave your corpse pretty messed up. It depends on if you want your corpse to be buried properly. I imagine that you could take poison and sleeping pills and then die in your sleep.

At 3/6/11 04:05 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico or New-York) and to smash a Nuclear bomb until it explose in your face. Best way to die is to bring alot of people with you.

I'm quoting this message in the hope that FBI sees this and is embarrassed about his younger self.

Aww to be young again lol. What age would he have been?

So yeah hope you see this FBI hehe

Guns are illegal !

At 3/6/11 02:09 PM, johnstreetstore wrote: Thats so easy though .. but probably the best. I thought of maby adding a piano wire noose around the neck to severe the head before hitting the ground but I cant find the right wire.

Or maby I heard of NUbitrol a sleeping pill but its hard to get so I am hear to preferablly find a nice method. WHere can I get potassium cyanide! Remember to accept jesus before you attempt any of these stunts though. That way the suffering actually ends at death, in my opinion. Consult a priest http://www.gotquestions.org/prayer-of-sa lvation.html This is the wjhole reason were born in the first place.

The devil is banning all drugs that will humanely end our lives so he can torture us some more , and also illegalizing marijuana to take away anything that can give us relief from him. Quite a bastard just like the bible says but anyway I would like to find a nice method.

You sir, just bumped a three year old thread.
I hope you feel very pathetic. I HOPE YOU FEEL VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRY PATHETIC!
You heartless bastard!
He worked his FINGERS TO THE BONE to get this place up an running!

At 3/6/11 06:24 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Insert a carnivorous earwig into your brain. Not the best, not the fastest but damn funny if you're simply the spectator.

Ah yes, from Family Guy of course!

strap a bomb to yourelf and bomb a bridge, then jump off! spicing it up a lil

xD im so dumb

At 1/19/05 11:09 PM, Iceman-of-doom wrote: I hope your not getting any ideas asking this topic, but I don't really care about you so I'll suggest one myself. Try to inhale the carbon monoxide from the exhaust pipe from an old car (after it has stopped driving around)

Or sit in the garage with the car running...

The most epic way to die in general is to be shot by an instagib rifle.

how does that work? you cant blow yourself up into millions of pieces then jump off a bridge (still impossible) that has already been blown up.

At 3/6/11 02:11 PM, Falonefal wrote: Just sit in the bath and throw the toaster in.

Instakill right there.

old topic is old.

Dear christ, I'd say so.
Also, that don't work; Mythbusters.

Sew a bomb into your chest and detonate it in the heart of a government center, national landmark or some Negro rally.

Go back in time and kill your great great great granddad or something. That way you'll never exist!

Use Nitrogen. Search Nitrogen suicide. Painless. Undetectable.

At 3/6/11 02:54 PM, the-muffinman wrote: you guys just bumped a 5 year old thread

U meen 6 lern to numbers lewl

Here's the best way.

1. Go to you store and buy corned beef and cabbage.
2. Once home, shut out any source of ventilation. Doesn't have to be prefect, but make it to where little fresh air comes in.
3. Make corned beef and cabbage and consume it in large amounts.
4. Fart like crazy. You can watch a movie or read a book while this occurs.
5. Eventually, the methane produced by your body will kill you when you breathe it in.

Source: I read this epic death in The Darwin Awards.

You can also jump into a vat in a beer brewery. Drink to your hearts content. Then die when the large amounts of carbon dioxide pull you down to the bottom.

Potassium Cyanide, guys. Mix a bit with some water, wait five minutes, drink. You'll be unconscious within twenty seconds.

Tell a fat Chinese cop that you can smell his shit and sweat scented moobs, and he presses your face into his greasy man tits and suffocates you to death, as air is denied to your brain, and all you smell are ciggerates, sweat and greasy fat leaking out of torn fatty stretch marks that can't be stretched further.

Fuck China.

Bomb the shit out of HongKongz.

No, start a war with a caiv.

At 3/8/11 11:38 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: Bomb the shit out of HongKongz.

No, start a war with a caiv.

>>> How in the hell will bombing me help him kill himself? Idiot.

At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico or New-York) and to smash a Nuclear bomb until it explose in your face. Best way to die is to bring alot of people with you.

Implying that nuclear bombs are lyng in the centres of mexico and new york, and that you can detonate nuclear bomb's nuclear charge by smashing it.

I would say gun through the mouth, but in some countries (such as the U.K, where I live), it's harder to get hold of guns.
Apart from that I dunno.

At 3/6/11 08:34 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 3/6/11 02:11 PM, Falonefal wrote: Just sit in the bath and throw the toaster in.

Instakill right there.

old topic is old.

Dear christ, I'd say so.
Also, that don't work; Mythbusters.

Mythbusters got a man in a bath and then threw the toaster in? He must have had giant balls.

At 3/8/11 12:39 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 3/6/11 08:34 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 3/6/11 02:11 PM, Falonefal wrote: Just sit in the bath and throw the toaster in.

Instakill right there.

old topic is old.

Dear christ, I'd say so.
Also, that don't work; Mythbusters.

Mythbusters got a man in a bath and then threw the toaster in? He must have had giant balls.

I guess they just had some receptor there which was showing the voltage in the bathtub, and it was too low to kill a man.

"And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them" (Revelation 9:6)

Jumping is the best and the fastest way, everyone knows that.

At 3/13/11 05:52 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Jumping is the best and the fastest way, everyone knows that.

Thats effective I bet.. there is not alot of high things to jump from around here.
An overpass that may be 25 feet but thats not enough distance.

Since 911 , security is tight at tall buildings.

I want a nice big gun.

that's hilarious and would be really fun

ha ha ha nice