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You go up to a bunch of elementary school kids in a playground and say, "Wanna see a dead body?" then you shoot yourself in the head.

At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, DashDingo wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?

Damn. I was gonna say that one. I mean, it's guaranteed and you have some fun before you die.

toxic crayons?

if i was killin myself it would definetly either be overdosing on pilles or jumping in front of a car...

At 4/27/08 09:26 PM, Orange wrote: the best would be jumping into a steel furnace thingie. You'd be burnt SO fast, dayuum.

Do they sell those locally?? Could I get 1 on ebay by chance?

A gun shot to the head.

Nooooooooooo who revived this thread?

At 1/19/05 10:59 PM, Rego001 wrote: 22 threw the roof of the mouth. quick and you wouldnt feel a thing

How can you confirm he won't feel it, what if the bullet doesn't penetrate deep enough and he just becomes a vegetable and can't do shit but wish he jumped off a building?

alcohol poisening. if your ganna kill yourself do it like a man and drink yourself to death

Fastest way to die?......id say run in the middle of the street in LA or sumthin and scream NIGERS! FILTHY NIGERS!!!.....youl be dead within seconds :D (FYI im not a racist)

I hear drug overdoes is quick and painless...

At 1/19/05 10:57 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Looking in the mirror....ooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMMMMMMMMMMFG..

i'm such a retard....i'll leave now

Yeah... you do that...

At 1/20/05 12:35 AM, ornery-scotsman wrote: The Best and fastest way woul dbe to drink some water with some KCN in it (potassium cyanide). It only takes about one minute and your pretty much guaranteed to die, its also completly painless and rather simple if you can find the stuff.

Also drinking ether or pure concentrated antifreeze works pretty well. If you dont mind a little bit of stomach pain before you go.

i have some of that if u want it, but its not like ur thinking of its what they used to avoid cpture in WWII

jumping in front of a train which istraveling at full speed (that means NOT at the station, like some stupid people do)

Very popular method among Dutch emo's

At 1/19/05 11:05 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico)

Mexico is not a city. Dumbass.

13 posts and THEN someone notices this?

I'd say walking headfirst into a fast moving revolving door.

Or having your face grated against a wall into oblivion

At 1/19/05 11:02 PM, rockgoody wrote: Well, it's not fast, but I heard it's painless and calm. You lock your garage up and leave the car running. Open the windows of the car and take a nap inside of it. If you don't sleep, don't worry, the exaust will make you go to sleep and you'll never wake up.

Definitely effective, they killed 100s of thousands of jews this way in the holocaust .... Me I'd OD on some hard drug I've never done like meth or cocaine. Fuck going out depressed I'd wanna go trippin

Listen Nirvana...

The best way is probably taking a bunch of sleeping pills. Duh

this is not something to even joke about no joke get some therapy not trying to be mean

At 4/27/08 10:01 PM, crazyemochick15 wrote: if i was killin myself it would definetly either be overdosing on pilles or jumping in front of a car...

Huh? What are pilles? If you mean piles that makes no sense. If you mean pills i agree. But yu are also stupid.

Gun to head, or overdosing on a hallucenigetic drug.

At 5/19/08 07:30 PM, paperclip442 wrote: this is not something to even joke about no joke get some therapy not trying to be mean

...Wha... Wha... Was that supposed to be some sort of form of a kind of a version 4.6 remake of a sentence?

Just take a whole bunch of household chemicals like bleach and fabric softener, dishsoap and vinager, and don't you dare forget the booze. Anyway take all of that and swill some nasty ass liquid in the bathtub, if the fumes don't manage to kill you a sip of that shit will definitely do it!

At 1/21/05 05:36 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: The easiest way to kill yourself probably is...a nice steep jump off of a building. I've thought about it many times, that or being hung because it'll snap your neck instantly. But you gotta do it at a height where it will, and not leave you suffering for hours...

Thats so easy though .. but probably the best. I thought of maby adding a piano wire noose around the neck to severe the head before hitting the ground but I cant find the right wire.

Or maby I heard of NUbitrol a sleeping pill but its hard to get so I am hear to preferablly find a nice method. WHere can I get potassium cyanide! Remember to accept jesus before you attempt any of these stunts though. That way the suffering actually ends at death, in my opinion. Consult a priest http://www.gotquestions.org/prayer-of-sa lvation.html This is the wjhole reason were born in the first place.

The devil is banning all drugs that will humanely end our lives so he can torture us some more , and also illegalizing marijuana to take away anything that can give us relief from him. Quite a bastard just like the bible says but anyway I would like to find a nice method.

Just sit in the bath and throw the toaster in.

Instakill right there.

old topic is old.

Probably all ready been said, but CO poisoning is supposed to be pretty good.
You just connect a car exhaust to your car window with a hose or whatever. It makes you fall a sleep peacefully.

I seem to remember my old biology teacher telling us this back in school. WTF?

you guys just bumped a 5 year old thread

Get a mirror and then insert it rectally until you are dead.

Assuming all the pain is gone once you're dead, jump off a really high building.

At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico or New-York) and to smash a Nuclear bomb until it explose in your face. Best way to die is to bring alot of people with you.

I'm quoting this message in the hope that FBI sees this and is embarrassed about his younger self.