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The easiest way to kill yourself probably is...a nice steep jump off of a building. I've thought about it many times, that or being hung because it'll snap your neck instantly. But you gotta do it at a height where it will, and not leave you suffering for hours...
Steal a fast car and max it down a freeway, blasting ACDC's "Highway to hell"
spice runs the universe, faggot
The thing about heroin is it won't necessarily kill you, my cousin tried to kill himself recently by doing that and just ended up a vegetable, but I guess it doesn't matter since you're braindead and if your family is compasionate they'll just pull the plug. Also, windex only has a health hazard rating of 1 on the hazard list so ingesting it would probably just irritate your insides. Go with the headbutting thing, that sounds nice and manly.
by far the quickest and easiest way is to get a steak kinfe and slowly amputate your limbs
Here's food for thought. Find a garage (with a car and workbench), some string, a .22 ,.38, .45, and a shotgun, a needle with twice the leathal dose of heroin, aload of C4, a guitar effects pedal and some mcdonalds.
Now what you do is you get the workbench and if it's one of them ones that acts as one big vice grip all the guns into it so they're at an angle towards your head, get the string and thread it around the triggers so you have the end in your hand, turn the car on so the exhaust starts filling the room up, wire the c4 up to the guitar pedal as a dentonater, quickly munch down the mcdonalds (this bit will be the hardest) then grab the needle inject yourself so you get that really good vibe then place your foot over the pedal and as you stomp on it tug on the string.
There you go, now that's multi-tasking
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
Catapult yourself right into a brick wall.
"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)
Going under sea hundreads of fathoms in a submarine, and then puncturing a hole in it. You will immediately be crushed/ vaporized by the dozens of tons of water above you. :D
At 1/20/05 12:11 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"What doesn't kill you...only delays the inevitable."
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At 1/19/05 11:08 PM, bluegreen7hi wrote:
Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.Yes, it does.
Then why do homeless people drink it?
At 5/3/05 11:17 PM, Miskatonic wrote: I'd have to say use any of the methods listed in Maddox's manly suicide guide.
Yeah. They'd work well.
Funniest place ever. Cadbury egg suicide.
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Well I would pick 2 possible ways. If you want a completely painless way to die, stand just a few feet from a hydrogen bomb (no shrapnel or flying chunks of uranium from cannons) and detonate it. If you want a less exotic, but still painless way to die, take a large dose of pain killers and at least 25 (I'm guessing) sleeping pills.
listen up kidies, this is a long one. first, you must purloin the innocent letter mrs. miller sent to mr.jefferson, and then you blackmail her. threaten to make it seem as though she was having an affair. when you get her to meet you and bring the money, shoot her quickly, and, wearing gloves, take the body, letter, and money, and pin it in mr. jefferson's car. Then, make an unrelated offence near his house. When the police are on their way, scare him outside. As he finds the dead body in his car, the police will catch him. now, testify that you were mrs. miller's friend and knew that he was trying to blackmail her about their affair. Now you have him in jail. quickly, put a bomb in a package and adress it to 85 elburday st., shittown kentucky, and glue it to the inside of the mailbox with elmer's glue. it should drop to the bottom in two years.. However, as he is being escorted, you should assasinate him with an 1892 whinchester rifle. You can get this in an antique store and won't have to register it. Poor mr. miller, his wife and best friend are dead, now you can make your move on him. When you have him in your confidence, make himm realize that he was always a gay cowboy, and that he should come live on the ranch with you, and bring his children. Now you've got them on your ranch in elderbury, wait about a year. Now it's time. A package has just arived in the mail, leave it by the oil furnace, and bring the children downstairs.
Tie them up and rape them, when mr. miller comes down, shocked and horrified, at the stroke of midnight, tell him he shouldn't have taken the bitch you wanted. now look over at that package in the corner, that has been ticking for two years now. Goodbye.
I saw this on a website and it made me lol all you need is a stool, some sharp cheese wire and some super glue.
1. stand on the stool
2. tie the cheese wire around your neck
3. super glue your hands to the side of your head
4. wait for glue to dry
5. jump off the stool
if everything worked correctly it should look like you ripped your own head off this is the most manly way to kill yourself ever.
I say slice yourself or stab yourself. Although if you don't have a sword, a knife works too.
Pro:What! This is madness!! Noob:madness? No,THIS IS NOOBIA!!*pwned*
its about funny cats.
For help, press 1. To learn why I'm standing in your house with a Shotgun, press 2.
At 1/19/05 11:06 PM, Coolboyryans wrote:At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?stop breathing and wait
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Then you would pass out, and start breathing again.
id jump my dirt bike off a really high cliff with no armor on. id wanna have a little fun before i died.
Get a gun run up to sumone and ask them if they want to see a dead body, then shoot yourself. guaranteed he would remember you for the rest of his life...
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
It just makes you ill
Sitting down on a golf club so that the handle goes up your ass and out of your brain.