listen up kidies, this is a long one. first, you must purloin the innocent letter mrs. miller sent to mr.jefferson, and then you blackmail her. threaten to make it seem as though she was having an affair. when you get her to meet you and bring the money, shoot her quickly, and, wearing gloves, take the body, letter, and money, and pin it in mr. jefferson's car. Then, make an unrelated offence near his house. When the police are on their way, scare him outside. As he finds the dead body in his car, the police will catch him. now, testify that you were mrs. miller's friend and knew that he was trying to blackmail her about their affair. Now you have him in jail. quickly, put a bomb in a package and adress it to 85 elburday st., shittown kentucky, and glue it to the inside of the mailbox with elmer's glue. it should drop to the bottom in two years.. However, as he is being escorted, you should assasinate him with an 1892 whinchester rifle. You can get this in an antique store and won't have to register it. Poor mr. miller, his wife and best friend are dead, now you can make your move on him. When you have him in your confidence, make himm realize that he was always a gay cowboy, and that he should come live on the ranch with you, and bring his children. Now you've got them on your ranch in elderbury, wait about a year. Now it's time. A package has just arived in the mail, leave it by the oil furnace, and bring the children downstairs.
Tie them up and rape them, when mr. miller comes down, shocked and horrified, at the stroke of midnight, tell him he shouldn't have taken the bitch you wanted. now look over at that package in the corner, that has been ticking for two years now. Goodbye.