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Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 10:56 PM

What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?

I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.


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At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.

Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.


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Oh... Drag.


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Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico or New-York) and to smash a Nuclear bomb until it explose in your face. Best way to die is to bring alot of people with you.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 10:58 PM

Put your mouth on the GAS, fill it with a lot of it, than make some kind of fire: EXPLOSIVE HEAD

Or make the same thing but make the gas cover all the place, EXPLOSIVE BODY


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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 10:59 PM

Using one of the geographically convenient suicide booths in your home or place of buisness.

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a gun to the head i the fastest but its just can you pull the trigger?

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22 threw the roof of the mouth. quick and you wouldnt feel a thing

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At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?

I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.

Drinking windex dosn't do shit besides make your mouth fresh and clean. But a instant gunshot to the head never hurts, so I would do that.

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At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.

Unless you keep it in your mouth and not shallow, but that wouldnt be drinking it. then

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:02 PM

Well, it's not fast, but I heard it's painless and calm. You lock your garage up and leave the car running. Open the windows of the car and take a nap inside of it. If you don't sleep, don't worry, the exaust will make you go to sleep and you'll never wake up.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:03 PM

Stab yourself in the throat with a pen

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:04 PM

fastest? gun.

best? overdose on heroin.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:05 PM

At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico)

Mexico is not a city. Dumbass.

Best way to commit suicide: single gunshot to the head.

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At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?

I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.

stop breathing and wait

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Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.

Best. Decapitation. Ever.


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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:07 PM

At 1/19/05 11:05 PM, Shadow_XII wrote:
At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico)
Mexico is not a city. Dumbass.

There is a city in Mexico called Mexico City.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:07 PM

The best way to commit suicide would be to challenge Arnold Schwartzneggar(Or however the hell you spell it) to a hand to hand fight to the death. You will surely die.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:08 PM

At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.

Yes, it does.

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At 1/19/05 11:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.

Best. Decapitation. Ever.

my cousin was body boarding on a snowbaord, with wheels attached to it.

then he rammed into a stop sign at the bottom of some hill. the stop sign actually waved back and forth, and you could see his collarbone through the cut.

talk about a dumbass.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:09 PM

I hope your not getting any ideas asking this topic, but I don't really care about you so I'll suggest one myself. Try to inhale the carbon monoxide from the exhaust pipe from an old car (after it has stopped driving around)

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At 1/19/05 11:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.

Best. Decapitation. Ever.

I prefer tying one end of a rope around your neck and the other around a light pole, then gas it. Use a rental car to bring others down as well


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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:11 PM

Don't worry about the pipe burning your lips cuz if your trying to commit suicide, you wouldn't care anyway.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:11 PM

At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.

What about eating a shitload of McDonalds? That should definately kill you...

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At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, _BlackDragon_ wrote: Put your mouth on the GAS, fill it with a lot of it, than make some kind of fire: EXPLOSIVE HEAD

Or make the same thing but make the gas cover all the place, EXPLOSIVE BODY

that kinda burns you and you dont die right away when your burning

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:12 PM

Get your bestest most reliable friend to turn your neck when your sleeping until he hears a snap, you dont feel a thing.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:14 PM

Yeah, I see your mouth on the bottle, but I dont actually see the liquid going into your mouth.

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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:51 PM

Suicide by Frisbee:

1. Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
2. Clean the Frisbee.
3. Make sure your parents aren’t around
4. Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
5. Get really super pissed.
6. Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
7. Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
8. Push hard until you can’t see it.
9. Wait.
10. Die

It's clearly the best method ever invented.


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Response to Best/fastest suicide method? Jan. 19th, 2005 @ 11:53 PM

At 1/19/05 11:12 PM, Chrome- wrote: Just ask me.

That's how chrome and ornery organize a party. Sure, everyone ends up in the hospital but it's still fun. Am I invited?