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Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:30:04 Reply

(Shudders)

I can't think of anything that disgusts me more than shoving my manhood in a poop chute. Let's think about it...nope, nothing comes close.

I mean, why? For the love of cake, why?

"Because it's tighter!"
So stop fucking loose sluts.

"It's the only way to hit the G-spot!"
I'm sure mother nature intended for out dicks to be up asses, so she put the g-spot up there. When you trigger a g-spot orgasm, the cervix thrusts further into the vagina, coming in contact with more sperm, and increasing the chances of fertilization. So your weiner isn't meant to be in her ass.

"She won't get pregnant!"
If you want to clean out an ass full of semen to prevent it from going into her pussy, be my guest. Otherwise, you can both stop being so cheap, and scrape up some change from under your couch and go buy some condoms.

"She makes me do it!"
(Whipping sound)

If you can defend the butt-sexxory, please enlighten me.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:31:54 Reply

You can make her suck the shit off your dick afterwards.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:31:54 Reply

I think shit sex is gross as well. But its nopt gonna stop so just deal with it


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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:32:09 Reply

I can't. Everything you wrote is true. :D

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:36:28 Reply

Bum secks. new done it. Only got done. LOLNOES. I think it doesn't feel pleasant, but you got to like it. It's like mussles.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:37:05 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:31 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: You can make her suck the shit off your dick afterwards.

Because chicks love that...

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:38:55 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:30 PM, -Manman- wrote: If you want to clean out an ass full of semen to prevent it from going into her pussy, be my guest. Otherwise, you can both stop being so cheap, and scrape up some change from under your couch and go buy some condoms.

If you really think sperm will go from her ass to her pussy and make her pregnant maybe your dad should've fucked your mom in the ass instead of having you.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:39:06 Reply

I think its just peoples fetish's. I personally find it absolutely disgusting.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:53:13 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:38 PM, PopeOnARope wrote:
At 1/17/05 02:30 PM, -Manman- wrote: If you want to clean out an ass full of semen to prevent it from going into her pussy, be my guest. Otherwise, you can both stop being so cheap, and scrape up some change from under your couch and go buy some condoms.
If you really think sperm will go from her ass to her pussy and make her pregnant maybe your dad should've fucked your mom in the ass instead of having you.

That doesn't make sense. What you're implying says that I would have been born either way. Yay English classes!

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:54:17 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:39 PM, dpack22 wrote: I think its just peoples fetish's. I personally find it absolutely disgusting.

And that's all it is. Pretty dumb question -Manman- if you ask me. Some people don't mind it, and it's not like you get shit all over your dick, esspecially if your partner shits (or better yet uses a laxative) and showers before you engage in teh butt secks. But hell, even if you did, there are people out there that like that kind of shit (litterally) so, are you questioning the human mind and it's intricacies? Have fun with that.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:54:35 Reply

Its always turned me on, at least the from behind bit, thats why doggy is best.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:56:44 Reply

Just get over it... Many people enjoy it even if you don't.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:58:54 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:30 PM, -Manman- wrote: (Shudders)
"She won't get pregnant!"

that is a LIE! Seriously...i knew some friends who thought that...and 9 months later she took the BIGGEST DUMP ever...

even ghey sexx0r can make babies...

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 14:59:33 Reply

I kind of like it, as long the guy doesn't go too fast. It's tighter, and it also feel really different, because . . . it's a completely different area.

Also, I shove a dildo up my b/f's ass during sex or . . . other things ;-)

It makes him go crazy <3

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 15:00:40 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:38 PM, PopeOnARope wrote: If you really think sperm will go from her ass to her pussy and make her pregnant maybe your dad should've fucked your mom in the ass instead of having you.

Arent you that 13 year old who had a mowhawk? Now you changed your age to 16 so you wouldn't get flamed


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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 15:01:40 Reply

Dude, some girls like the stimulation they get thru anal penitration, atleast my girlfrend does...

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 15:02:32 Reply

At 1/17/05 02:54 PM, Tjthe3rd wrote: Are you questioning the human mind and it's intricacies? Have fun with that.

Yep, that's all it comes down to. Fetishes. I was going to watch some "better sex" show about fetishes, but didn't find it very interesting. Oh well, guess we'll never know.

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 15:04:13 Reply

i love the smell of smelly dick in the morning.

BUT SEX IS THE BEST YOU IDIOT!!!111111111111111111!

lemme back that up. if you someone u want to fuck says shes not ready to loose her virgenity then offer "but sexs?" and say your not loosing your virgenity because it's TEH B00T SEcks!

i win you loose

PWN

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Response to Oh noes! Teh bum-sex! 2005-01-17 15:04:21 Reply

yeh i can't see the point in bum sex. I can't imagine it feels as good.