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Pinch the end of your thumb hard enough, and it will disable your gag reflex.

Also, both Ringo Starr and George Carlin narrated Thomas the Tank Engine.

There are more chickens than humans in the world.

At 10/14/08 03:28 PM, TJoyal wrote: Iceland has sun, yet Greenland has ice.

yet, I'm sure you all know that.

Iceland has sun? Iceland has SUN??

Meh

Even the greatest level on NewGrounds does not give infinite votes power.
Sadly.
There should be a 1000th level which you could get by contributing a total of 10k dollars to Newgrounds, in parts or immediately...
Heh, I wonder how many noobs would do that.

"In 1990, a survey found that 10 percent of African Americans believed that the U.S. government created AIDS as a plot to exterminate blacks, and another 20 percent could not rule out the possibility that this might be true."

I found this when I was finally looking into the Tuskeegee Experiment. I figured I better share with you sick fucks.

When Jesus was made, thats when condoms were created!

though only an extremly small amount of rattle snake venom can kill 20 people, you can drink and entire vile and and not even get sick as long as it doesnt get to your blood

At 10/20/09 04:39 PM, esko-man wrote: "In 1990, a survey found that 10 percent of African Americans believed that the U.S. government created AIDS as a plot to exterminate blacks, and another 20 percent could not rule out the possibility that this might be true."

I heard it was to erradicate the gay community?

everytime you cough you spread 4.3 billion germs across the room at nearly 404 mph!

The average penus is 5 inches

Every 18 seconds, someone is screaming your first name as they ejaculate

Everytime you fuck a girl, a girl fucks a guy.

Wow.

You are about to get hit by a bus, so roll when you land.

termites eat wood faster when listening to heavy metal music.

1. Bon Scott had a tattoo right above his hairline.

that had to hurt

i dont know how thats a useless fact :/

Many Japanese golfers carry "hole-in-one" insurance, because it is traditional in Japan to share one's good luck by sending gifts to all your friends when you get an "ace." The price for what the Japanese term an "albatross" can often reach $10,000.

There is such a thing as a shit burger.

Japanese researchers created some sort of substance that had a similar taste and texture to beef using proteins extracted from solid waste, soya, and some flavoring.

All sound is made up of tons and tons of tiny sine waves.

wtf this are useless facts

At 11/9/09 07:34 PM, expedition1 wrote: wtf this are useless facts

Kids nowadays have poorer grammer

You have to take an 80 hour class to learn how to draw blood, yet you have to take a 140 hour class on how to drive a semi-truck.

Twilight has a needledick.

Courtesy of EyeLovesPoozy

if you are one in a million in China there 1300 people just like you

A whales penis is called a dork.
A whales vag... nah i'm just kidding.

My username is ratchet103.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The first televised toy commercial was for Mr. Potato Head.

At 11/13/09 08:05 PM, RazorHawk wrote: It is impossible to lick your elbow.

wat.

Duck tape is sticky

At 11/13/09 08:05 PM, RazorHawk wrote: It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Just like it's impossible to put your foot behind your head?
Newgrounds was the original flash portal?

4chan receives nearly 50 million hits a day, 3 times more than Newgrounds.