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At 1/15/05 10:05 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 1/15/05 10:00 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: Everytime you masturbate. God kills a kitten.

Everytime God masturbates, a kitten kills you.

In Soviet Russia, when masturbation Gods, a kill kittens you!

Also, limestone. WHy do they call it limestone if it doesn't even taste like lime?

At 10/2/09 02:22 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Speaking about purple, purple might just be the tastiest color out there.

They had Alan Page and they still couldn't do it...granted some of them were Tarkenton's fault...

If you post a REQUEST for USELESS FACTS on NG, Chuck Norris will Round-house kick you in the face, most likely resulting in complete obliteration from the Oblivion of the Universe.

Useless fact: EyelessArchfiend is the best sigmaker upon newgrounds.

At 9/22/09 02:49 PM, Tateos wrote: Coke was originally a medicine.

And it was green.

I have now achieved 80 posts.

Oh wait, that might be useful!

Fact: Only about 70% of "facts" here have some truth to them.

Fact: About 35% of statistics are made up on the spot.

For Toronto subways, the door chime is the first three notes from the Sesame Street theme song.

Henry Ford invented the first Ford in his garage.
When he was done he found out it was too big to leave the garage.

Steve Larsen (born January 26, 1975 in Langley, British Columbia) is a bobsleigher for the Canadian Olympic Team, and participated in the 2006 Winter Olympics.

At 9/28/09 11:12 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: It's pretty hard to think of some but....ummmm..uhhh
Breathing is healthy?

Did you know breathing keeps you alive?

At 10/5/09 03:20 PM, Tateos wrote:

At 9/28/09 11:12 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: It's pretty hard to think of some but....ummmm..uhhh
Breathing is healthy?

Did you know breathing keeps you alive?

I did not know that!

At 1/15/05 10:35 PM, secondmessiah wrote:
while we're dispelling asian stereotypes: not all asians are smart, i know a few that are brilliant evidence of that

Have you ever seen tosh.0?

And useless fact:
Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only one testicle.

NG has 1 user of the day every day.

The phone is a communication device used to contact other people verbally over long distances.

Earwigs don't bore into your brain.

Ants, when scouting for food, leave marked trails to lead to food or away from danger.

A group of Owls is known as a Parliment.

Bread.

Fact

when you smurf a smurf a smurf smurfs into a smurf and then a smurf gets smurfed.

At 9/28/09 11:12 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: It's pretty hard to think of some but....ummmm..uhhh
Breathing is healthy?

It is also bad for you. I'm not sure quite how, but it's something to do with oxygen corroding your insides which somehow leads to death. So yeah, stop breathing.

At 10/5/09 04:30 PM, Dromedary wrote: A group of Owls is known as a Parliment.

*Parliament

Useless Fact: Vagina Hertz died of an angry hymen.

Dolphins are the only other animals known to have sex for entertainment, and not just reproduction.

The Nazis were actually the ones to "invent" meth.

At 10/5/09 05:00 PM, Neenja-SkLz wrote: The Nazis were actually the ones to "invent" meth.

Actually, they were the ones to popularize it. Hitler was filled almost 24/7. But it actually occured in the US first, in small underground groups.

This is fact:
There is no useless facts.

well, im filled to the rim with useless info because i never did much as a child, other then eat,excrete, and read useless shit in the news.

-The saguaro cactus doesn't grow branches until it is 75 yrs old.
-if it isn't moving, a frog can see it.
-you inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.
-the first bomb dropped on Berlin during WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
-in an average hour, there are over 61,000 americans airborne.
-Tasmania is said to have the cleanest air in the world.
-a peanut is not a nut. it is a legume.
-nearly 50% of world scientists are employed to military projects.

i am a sad and lonely person...

The Russians, not the Italians invented the Radio.

Also, Russians invented Flash, only they sold it later, dumbasses.

Are Chuck Norris Facts allowed?

the jews knew about 9/11, they even helped plan it.

Regardless of the situation or the topic of any conversation, the word is and will always be "bird"

Roughly .7% of the world's population is ambidextrous.