hello newgrounds, my only companion

[jello-i]

my friends are moved away, aim isnt working, livejournal is down, my love is with her boyfriend, my family is all out.

hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right now

[La-Z-boi]

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: my friends are moved away, aim isnt working, livejournal is down, my love is with her boyfriend, my family is all out.

hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right now

Great. Prepare to get flamed.

[BazookaNinja]

Human? We are nothing but words on a screen.

[Gheyz0r]

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: my love is with her boyfriend

I'm really sorry, I am really really sorry but LMAO

Hello darkness my old friend...

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 08:46 PM, La-Z-boi wrote:

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: my friends are moved away, aim isnt working, livejournal is down, my love is with her boyfriend, my family is all out.

hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right now

Great. Prepare to get flamed.

yup

[Immigrant]

Yeah, I'm actually a virus designed to destroy the whole wide web, I'm no stinking human. Sorry master, I didn't mean to say anythinmg by it!!!!

[ZooB]

Damn.... that's gotta suck... after about 5 minutes of absolute quiet i'd start ripping my hair out and begin going insane...

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: you are the only human contact i have right now

Join the club.

[Smear]

I am Chatbot101, what would you like to talk about?
You: Hi
Chatbot101: die you rapest!

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 08:47 PM, Gheyz0r wrote:

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: my love is with her boyfriend

I'm really sorry, I am really really sorry but LMAO

Hello darkness my old friend...

happens.

[Gheyz0r]

Well jeez now I feel all emo about it

I take back the lmao

[Zef]

I r teh Zef hello I r human !

[Nike-Dunk]

At 1/15/05 09:00 PM, -Zef- wrote: I r teh Zef hello I r human !

Praize teh -Zef- ef j00 want more friends!

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 09:00 PM, -Zef- wrote: I r teh Zef hello I r human !

Zef r Quu7 4 Shur

[jello-i]

wheres the brazen knight and company when you need them?

[Legionnaire-X]

At 1/15/05 09:20 PM, jello_i wrote: wheres the brazen knight and company when you need them?

They were cast to the underworld by The_Ultimate_Sage

[NecrophiliacOrgy]

ugh i'm going to bed with only the palm of my hand for company......woe is me.

[b3nnic3]

Hi.

Have a great day.

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 09:22 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote:

At 1/15/05 09:20 PM, jello_i wrote: wheres the brazen knight and company when you need them?

They were cast to the underworld by The_Ultimate_Sage

no way.

for real?

they had something cool going

[TheOmnipotent]

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote: hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right now

Mister Jelloson, we do not exist, we are nought but a bunch of programs run by the Newgroundtrix to make you believe we exist.

[SIG-1]

At 1/15/05 08:48 PM, BloodiedFangs wrote: Join the club.

I'm the head of this club..... :*(

[snake-of-death]

yeah when u think about it ur lucky ur healthy and u have the newgroundtrix... cough i mean u have newgrounds now make ur choice the green or purple pill do it quickly time is running out mr jelloson
JELLOSON: which pill should i take snake of deatheus

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 09:35 PM, snake_of_death wrote: yeah when u think about it ur lucky ur healthy and u have the newgroundtrix... cough i mean u have newgrounds now make ur choice the green or purple pill do it quickly time is running out mr jelloson
JELLOSON: which pill should i take snake of deatheus

good question, i mean, bad question

[MrSpock]

Honestly, go outside. Carpe Diem! Seize the fish!

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 09:37 PM, MrSpock wrote: Honestly, go outside. Carpe Diem! Seize the fish!

ok. however, its cold, and dark, and there's ice.

[Thagomizer]

At 1/15/05 08:45 PM, jello_i wrote:

hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right now

Error: statement " hello friends. you are the only human contact i have right nowcaused a glitch in process "windows/A.I./human/forum_user/male/newgrounds/
/The_Confused/logic_program" !!!

You must reboot system to continue...
..
....
.......
..........
................loading...complete.

loading windows/A.I./human/forum_user/male/newgrounds/
/The_Confused/logic_program

*done* Have A Nice Day! :)

loading "NG_user/The_Confused/language/english/config

*done*

connecting to NG forums.........complete

"Sorry about that...I....I must of pushed the wrong button. I'll be your human contact. Yes, me, a human. An ordinary non-program human."

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[jello-i]

i am slowly starting to feel more and more depressed. now im thinking about bad bands, and evil girls, and i dont want to think about what the girl i love might be doing now.

[Sheck]

Yeah, I'll admit it. There are those nights where NG is my only source of human contact. What I love about NG is that topics dissapear overnight. There's always something going on, and you get fast replies.

[MilkyChan]

Err...First post and I already feel as though I'm the new kid on the bus. Don't be depressed homes...at least you don't have your drunk scary neighbor coming to your door at eight o'clock at night asking for money...Besides....girls aren't worth it. I should know...I am one.

[jello-i]

At 1/15/05 10:03 PM, MilkyChan wrote: Err...First post and I already feel as though I'm the new kid on the bus. Don't be depressed homes...at least you don't have your drunk scary neighbor coming to your door at eight o'clock at night asking for money...Besides....girls aren't worth it. I should know...I am one.

thanks MilkyChan.

unfortunately, i cant give up, on this girl. i mean, fortunately. I mean, i could try. i never would though