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Is this like a Stripclub, like in LA they call the Spearmint Rhino a "Gentlemans Club". If it is can I come in?

At 4/20/06 12:25 PM, WastedWizard wrote: It's a shame that British car production has got so bad over recent times, we had the closure of the Rover factory and now Peugeot are closing their factory. These are dark days.

Think of it as evolution, dear boy. We English are merely putting ourselves in positions of management, so manual labour has to be shifted to places like Eastern Europe and India.

Besides, I don't really like FRENCH car companies coming here and building their inferior cars on English soil.

At 4/20/06 07:57 PM, Lord_Kensington wrote: Well one is from Oxford, although I am at uni in Preston, at least the cricket between the roses counties are good!

Ah Lancashire and Yorkshire. I am a fan of the red rose county myself.

At 4/20/06 10:19 PM, Champigne wrote: Is this like a Stripclub, like in LA they call the Spearmint Rhino a "Gentlemans Club". If it is can I come in?

If you had the ability to read, then you would be able to answer the question quite simply. Now leave before one releases the hounds.

At 4/21/06 04:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/20/06 10:19 PM, Champigne wrote: Is this like a Stripclub, like in LA they call the Spearmint Rhino a "Gentlemans Club". If it is can I come in?

If you had the ability to read, then you would be able to answer the question quite simply. Now leave before one releases the hounds.

quite...

At 4/21/06 04:42 AM, spiked wrote: quite...

The simple Coop method of dealing with bounders. If all else fails, search in 'A Very English Post' about page 56, I recall, for the SMRM (Standard Moron Response Message) which has not been used for quite some time, I have the pleasure of saying.

so chaps anyone been watching channel 4s green wing ... bloody marvelous.

At 4/22/06 11:48 AM, spiked wrote: so chaps anyone been watching channel 4s green wing ... bloody marvelous.

Channel 4? A tad vulgar at night, isn't it? Though I suppose...educational...at times...*shifty eyes* . I watch green wing every now and again, don't make a habit of it though.

I take my trusty walking cane for weaponry. Finest steel, so it does "cane" a bit on contact, pardon the pun. It also doubles as a blowpipe when one takes the foot and head off it.

I'll have my tea without sugar, if you'd be so kind.

I would like to wish you all a good St Georges day.
May all of your Winchester rifles shoot straight and true, as all british rifles should.

At 4/22/06 07:15 PM, Matty120 wrote: I would like to wish you all a good St Georges day.
May all of your Winchester rifles shoot straight and true, as all british rifles should.

And a happy Saint George's Day to you as well.

At 4/24/06 08:44 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/22/06 07:15 PM, Matty120 wrote: I would like to wish you all a good St Georges day.
May all of your Winchester rifles shoot straight and true, as all british rifles should.

And a happy Saint George's Day to you as well.

Thankyou old chap, tis good to see that pleasentries can still be exchanged, with no fear of riff raff.

At 4/22/06 07:15 PM, Matty120 wrote: I would like to wish you all a good St Georges day.

Saint Georges day already? Good god...where has the time gone, why it seems only last week that it was Janurary.

May all of your Winchester rifles shoot straight and true, as all british rifles should.

I'm afraid my rifle won't be firing anytime soon. The blasted maid sat on it on her break. Bent the bloody thing at the end. I knew she was overweight but I didn't think it was that bad.

A happy St Georges day and all that malarky to you all!

At 4/24/06 11:29 AM, Matty120 wrote: Thankyou old chap, tis good to see that pleasentries can still be exchanged, with no fear of riff raff.

I wish that were true old boy. Unfortunately, we still have to be vigilant for interlopers.

By the by, which part of England do you hail from?

sorry chaps missed , excuse my lateness but I hope you had a bloody good st. Georges day. .... royal britania ,britanis all the way..la la ...

sorry chaps exuse the typo i meant Britania

I wish that were true old boy. Unfortunately, we still have to be vigilant for interlopers.

By the by, which part of England do you hail from?

I hail from the jolly land of lancashire, but the majority of my family are from Yorkshire.
My humble abode is in Preston, in the posh side of course. Chavs are shot on sight, by me....

So old beans, what will it be... Scones or crumpets

And Twinings all round, exept for those who would prefer a good stiff whisky

At 4/25/06 03:11 PM, spiked wrote: sorry chaps missed , excuse my lateness but I hope you had a bloody good st. Georges day. .... royal britania ,britanis all the way..la la ...

You apear to have been drinking old boy:

Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never
Shall be slaves.

OR THE ALTERNATIVE VERSION

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole
Bang bang bang bang bang!

At 4/25/06 04:25 PM, Matty120 wrote: I hail from the jolly land of lancashire, but the majority of my family are from Yorkshire.
My humble abode is in Preston, in the posh side of course. Chavs are shot on sight, by me....

Ah, the home town of Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff. Such a nice town.

At 4/25/06 04:25 PM, Matty120 wrote: I hail from the jolly land of lancashire, but the majority of my family are from Yorkshire.
My humble abode is in Preston, in the posh side of course. Chavs are shot on sight, by me....

Ah, the home town of Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff. Such a nice town.

I believe it is a city now old bean. Assigned by the Queen in the year 2000. Such an honour...........

Gentlemen, A matter of great importance is at hand, the matter being the age old question 'crumpets or scones'?
Personally one would be inclined to say scones, especially if clotted cream is involved. One doesn't mean that cheap supermarket bought tosh, but proper home made scones.
What, may I ask, is the opinion of the club?

At 4/26/06 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/25/06 03:11 PM, spiked wrote: sorry chaps missed , excuse my lateness but I hope you had a bloody good st. Georges day. .... royal britania ,britanis all the way..la la ...

You apear to have been drinking old boy:

Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never

*Be enslaved

Tut tut.

At 4/26/06 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/25/06 03:11 PM, spiked wrote: sorry chaps missed , excuse my lateness but I hope you had a bloody good st. Georges day. .... royal britania ,britanis all the way..la la ...

You apear to have been drinking old boy:

yep , oh and crumpets for me chaps

At 4/26/06 11:43 AM, Matty120 wrote: I believe it is a city now old bean. Assigned by the Queen in the year 2000. Such an honour...........

Congratulations

At 4/26/06 04:59 PM, elkrobber wrote: Gentlemen, A matter of great importance is at hand, the matter being the age old question 'crumpets or scones'?

It all depends on the time of day. Crumpets in the morning / early afternoon. Scones in the evening.

At 4/26/06 05:01 PM, elkrobber wrote:

At 4/26/06 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never

*Be enslaved

Tut tut.

I was always taught 'Shall be slaves' as the last line. it fits the music. However, since I do not really believe in Britain any more, I can be forgiven, surely.

(We should be singing Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory)

At 4/26/06 04:59 PM, elkrobber wrote:

Gentlemen, A matter of great importance is at hand, the matter being the age old question 'crumpets or scones'?

It all depends on the time of day. Crumpets in the morning / early afternoon. Scones in the evening.

At 4/26/06 05:01 PM, elkrobber wrote:

At 4/26/06 08:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never

*Be enslaved

Tut tut.

I was always taught 'Shall be slaves' as the last line. it fits the music. However, since I do not really believe in Britain any more, I can be forgiven, surely.

(We should be singing Jerusalem or Land of Hope and Glory)

I have to say...... crumpets. and i have always sung "shall be slaves" as well. So, yet another question..... North or south.

At 4/27/06 12:08 PM, Matty120 wrote: North or south.

I would have to say South but I don't really have enough experience to judge.

stop acting like idiots,your not posh

At 4/27/06 12:23 PM, Ev0lJam wrote: stop acting like idiots,your not posh

Who said we were posh? We are English chap.

At 4/27/06 12:27 PM, WastedWizard wrote:

At 4/27/06 12:23 PM, Ev0lJam wrote: stop acting like idiots,your not posh

Who said we were posh? We are English chap.

i come from england but i dont act like an idiot

An english geezers club? Gangster! Wassup me brothers from another another mother?

Or sons! Yeah its still repping NW2 Repping it real ma boyakasha!

At 4/27/06 12:58 PM, Medjai_Power wrote: An english geezers club? Gangster! Wassup me brothers from another another mother?

Or sons! Yeah its still repping NW2 Repping it real ma boyakasha!

sorry chap i dont think you get the idea...

Oh, english gentlemen i see it now, Yeesss! Now do i smell i hint of airfreshner becuase i just let one off! *comedic drums*

At 4/27/06 12:23 PM, Ev0lJam wrote: stop acting like idiots,your not posh

Allow me to give you a little NG history lesson.

About 3-4 years ago, a lad named Joxa created a thread in General, called A Very English Post. This was taking the piss out of the (mainly) American stereotype that all Englishmen talk like Posh landowners who play croquet, eat crumpets and enjoy nothing more than a good cuppa.

This got locked about a year ago and I recreated it in the new home of the C&C forum. You don't have to post here. If you wish to, please do so in a composed manner or I shall get the moderators to deal with you in a less than savoury manner.

At 4/27/06 04:12 PM, Medjai_Power wrote: Oh, english gentlemen i see it now, Yeesss! Now do i smell i hint of airfreshner becuase i just let one off! *comedic drums*

I believe that maybe youa re looking for the 'English Creche' which is located next door. (My estate extends about five miles, so it is a rather long walk, I'm afraid.) We accept only mature members, because we like decent conversation.