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the US grand prix was a huge farc.e I stopped watching when it became obvious that the race wasn't going to happen properly. And its all because someone didn't wan't to build a bloody schickane(sp?).

Idiocy thy name is FIA.

At 6/19/05 12:29 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 6/19/05 09:10 AM, DuskSkull wrote: Hmmm.... I don't like the way he tried to pick up Eccleston, that's what no Doctor should do, as he has evolved. He isn't the same, he has a new personality etc. well, we'll see at Christmas.

We don't know what his personality is yet. It might be similar to ecclestons but with subtle differences. Don't judge him till you see the xmas specials :P

Yeah, I'll give him that and I'll judge him then. Do you think the "Christmas Invasion" is just the last episode with everyone wearing Christmas hats? The Dalek Emperor in a santa hat... Heh. Or maybe the Grinch with Daleks? Who knows. Revenge of the Cyberman better be good in the next series.

At 6/19/05 02:58 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/18/05 06:53 AM, DuskSkull wrote:

At 6/17/05 04:24 PM, Coop83 wrote: We did, but I kapt a sample back. it was hell going home, because I had to walk the 6 miles, to avoid it getting too 'excited' on the bus.

Is this the Nitro Gylcerin getting too excited and exploding, plastering the surrounding area with a new colour, blood n' gore (available at all BBQ and Homebase stores, in Dulux, Dulux Double Matt and Dulux Dulux) or was this from preventing yourself getting too excited with the PhD student?

Read the quote again. I was trying to stop the molecules of NG getting too excited, causing a rather nasty explosion on the 95 bus (Clarence Dock, to Bodington Hall.) I had to go all the way from the University, which was in the city Centre, practically into Bradford to sort out my 'experiment'

Oops. Oh well, no harm done. Although I did get to see some liquid Nitrogen at my Work Exp and any waste stuff there was we chucked on the floor and watched it change into gas. We stopped that however when someone threw it onto their shoe and had to quickly get out of it before it killed her toes.

In other news, England beat Australia by 3 wickets, keeping Australia out of the win column since they touched down on English soil just over a week ago.

The chips looked as if they weren't just down, but stale when.... wossname.... went out with 14 wickets, leaving Piterson to try and make up the lost ground.

Michael Schumacher looks set to win the US Grand Prix, after ALL the michelin runners pulled out of the race, due to tyre problems. Michelin hoped that the FIA would alter the track, putting a chicane into the final turn, slowing the cars down and easing the wear on the tyre's side walls.

And schumaker chuckled to himself when Michelin pulled out as he had deviously used some acid to mess up their tires.

Unusual little snippet last: In the cricket today, I managed to get sunburnt during a game which was abandoned for rain just after the interval. I chalked up my first duck of the season in a below par batting performance by the whole team. The vice captain slipped, delivering the first ball of our opponent's innings and the Umpire called it off for dangerous conditions.

Ah, was that the lightning storm that caused the break? Of course you were probably away from the Cricket Ground by the time the lightning started. Nice to watch though. Not nice to get struck by.

At 6/19/05 05:04 PM, DuskSkull wrote: Oops. Oh well, no harm done. Although I did get to see some liquid Nitrogen at my Work Exp and any waste stuff there was we chucked on the floor and watched it change into gas. We stopped that however when someone threw it onto their shoe and had to quickly get out of it before it killed her toes.

LIquid Nitrogen is cool stuff (pun intended). Should you wish to make ice cream quickly, look no further, but don't swallow the stuff, because this one guy did and it froze his throat. He had a major problem, but I can't remember how it ended...

Ah, was that the lightning storm that caused the break? Of course you were probably away from the Cricket Ground by the time the lightning started. Nice to watch though. Not nice to get struck by.

The thunderstorms started just after Tea, so we were just out there getting ready for the second inning of the game and the heavens opened. We came back out after a 45 minute rain delay, but we soon came off again for a dangerous playing surface.

You know you lot you don't have to be posh to be privilaged what what *chuckle* *chuckle* *cough* *spultter* Hmm yes quite.

I say we seem to have a good chance of giving the Aussies a right royal thrashing at the ashes what what. Should see some good hits for six too. I think It's about time we put the Ashes back in their rightfull place.

Whats that you say Jeeves time for Tiffin, i'll be along in a moment.

At 6/19/05 02:58 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/18/05 06:53 AM, DuskSkull wrote:

At 6/17/05 04:24 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Read the quote again. I was trying to stop the molecules of NG getting too excited, causing a rather nasty explosion on the 95 bus (Clarence Dock, to Bodington Hall.) I had to go all the way from the University, which was in the city Centre, practically into Bradford to sort out my 'experiment'

Clarence dock, isn't that in Leeds?

My deputy manager keeps putting people down for shifts on the roster without asking or even telling them about it and then gets annoyed when people don't turn up. Today for example he had me down for a 9:00 AM to 12:00 AM, (I actually dropped Sundays so I could go out and get smashed/wasted on a Saturday night). This, combined with the crap minimum wage they pay are the reasons why staff turnover is so high. Maybe if they treated their staff a little better they wouldn't have to spend so much moner on staff training and such. But then again maybe pigs could fly.

I'm sick of working for money, why can't money work for me for a change.

At 6/19/05 09:57 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Clarence dock, isn't that in Leeds?

Correct, well spotted, LeapOfFaith. Jeeves, give that man a coconut!

My deputy manager keeps putting people down for shifts on the roster without asking or even telling them about it and then gets annoyed when people don't turn up. Today for example he had me down for a 9:00 AM to 12:00 AM, (I actually dropped Sundays so I could go out and get smashed/wasted on a Saturday night). This, combined with the crap minimum wage they pay are the reasons why staff turnover is so high. Maybe if they treated their staff a little better they wouldn't have to spend so much moner on staff training and such. But then again maybe pigs could fly.

Yeah but as such, all overtime past your contracted hours is voluntary. If he puts you down and doesn't ask you to come in, then he hasn't got a leg to stand on. Tell him you aren't going to come in and make your position clear to him. If he sacks you, goto the citezens advice bureau and they can sort things out (lawsuit). If he doesn't sack you, but the problems persist, contact someone over his head in the company (formal letter, complaint, that sort of thing.)

I'm sick of working for money, why can't money work for me for a change.

Then ply the stock markets old boy.

At 6/19/05 06:15 PM, Coop83 wrote:
LIquid Nitrogen is cool stuff (pun intended). Should you wish to make ice cream quickly, look no further, but don't swallow the stuff, because this one guy did and it froze his throat. He had a major problem, but I can't remember how it ended...

Oh I agree, it is "cool". Maybe some sort of sadist has considered making ice cream with Liquid Nitrogen and selling it in a van.... Not a nice thought, I hope they catch the blighter (should he exist). I prefer using Liquid Nitrogen as... well.... a murder weapon. Shove their body in a nice, big barrell of the stuff, leave for a couple of seconds, pour out the liquid and then drop him out onto the floor into a bag, watch him shatter. Nice thing to see btw. Then, dispose of the pieces by lobbing them onto a Norwegian (not sure why Norwegian, I just like the place) freighter and they will never discover the body...... Ahem. Psycohtic phase over now.

The thunderstorms started just after Tea, so we were just out there getting ready for the second inning of the game and the heavens opened. We came back out after a 45 minute rain delay, but we soon came off again for a dangerous playing surface.

One felt the thunderstorms were spectacular you know. The flashes of thunder, followed by a single bolt of lightning coming down from the clouds, followd by a tremendous crash and then the thud of the huge raindrops returns. Only to be broken seconds later by the strongest bolt of forking lightning I have ever seen. It knocked out almost every piece of communication, except Sky for some reason.... And then in the morning I discover the village of helmsley not 5 minutes down the road has been flooded and the bridge there destroyed.

Btw, did anyone happen to chance a glimpse or even get there of the Royal Ascot? I enjoyed the first day there, lovely day for it and the races were most... "Exhilrating." Only downside was I had to go in what was being dubbed the "peasent corner" where common folk had to congregate, although this was a certain class of peasentm her majesty would not like to see the burberry of the chav anyway near her beloved Royal Ascto.

At 6/20/05 06:13 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/19/05 09:57 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Clarence dock, isn't that in Leeds?

Correct, well spotted, LeapOfFaith. Jeeves, give that man a coconut!

Oh thank you ols chap!

:: Yeah but as such, all overtime past your contracted hours is voluntary. If he puts you down and doesn't ask you to come in, then he hasn't got a leg to stand on. Tell him you aren't going to come in and make your position clear to him. If he sacks you, goto the citezens advice bureau and they can sort things out (lawsuit). If he doesn't sack you, but the problems persist, contact someone over his head in the company (formal letter, complaint, that sort of thing.)

I need a new job anyway, I don't get enough money for the work I do and standing behind a counter for seven hours at a time is too dull for words. We aren't even allowed music because the old bich who used to live in the flat upstairs complained to the enviroment agency.

I'm sick of working for money, why can't money work for me for a change.

Then ply the stock markets old boy.

The problem with the stock market is that you need a fair bit of cash to start off with, I don't have that.

At 6/20/05 08:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: The problem with the stock market is that you need a fair bit of cash to start off with, I don't have that.

Start small and work your way up. Have you ever considered 'penny shares'? do a google search and see how much money you can make

At 6/21/05 06:09 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/20/05 08:49 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: The problem with the stock market is that you need a fair bit of cash to start off with, I don't have that.

Start small and work your way up. Have you ever considered 'penny shares'? do a google search and see how much money you can make

You know that's a good idea. Time to see if I inhereted my Dad's L33T buisness skills.

At 6/21/05 09:22 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: You know that's a good idea. Time to see if I inhereted my Dad's L33T buisness skills.

When you're rich, don't forget, I accept donations through my paypal account, same email address as my contact details.

At 6/22/05 04:46 PM, Coop83 wrote: When you're rich, don't forget, I accept donations through my paypal account, same email address as my contact details.

Yeh same :D. Email me for my paypal.

Oh and after 11 years I have finally finished highschool. At 10:05AM this morning the teacher called an end to my physic's exam...and end to my suffering...and end to my high school life! And it feels fucking great.

Scones for everyone....I'm buying.

At 6/22/05 04:46 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/21/05 09:22 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: You know that's a good idea. Time to see if I inhereted my Dad's L33T buisness skills.

When you're rich, don't forget, I accept donations through my paypal account, same email address as my contact details.

Ah Paypal, no one ever clicks on you and only if someone really owes the owner do they click on them.

At 6/22/05 05:14 PM, DuskSkull wrote: Ah Paypal, no one ever clicks on you and only if someone really owes the owner do they click on them.

I can imagine. I wouldn't give money to some random stranger. Unless it was someone's who's work I greatly appriciated. Like Tom Fulp or Maddox.

But i just use it for eBay.

At 6/22/05 05:18 PM, GibSG wrote:

At 6/22/05 05:14 PM, DuskSkull wrote: Ah Paypal, no one ever clicks on you and only if someone really owes the owner do they click on them.

I can imagine. I wouldn't give money to some random stranger. Unless it was someone's who's work I greatly appriciated. Like Tom Fulp or Maddox.

But i just use it for eBay.

Why would you donate money to people who are already rich? Although i dont really know if Tom is 'rich'. He should be with all those hentai banners

At 6/22/05 05:22 PM, -Ikka- wrote: Why would you donate money to people who are already rich? Although i dont really know if Tom is 'rich'. He should be with all those hentai banners

Maddox isn't rich. He gets no money off his site.

I have to say Tom or else they ban you!

At 6/22/05 05:24 PM, GibSG wrote:

At 6/22/05 05:22 PM, -Ikka- wrote: Why would you donate money to people who are already rich? Although i dont really know if Tom is 'rich'. He should be with all those hentai banners

Maddox isn't rich. He gets no money off his site.

I have to say Tom or else they ban you!

OH SHITIZZLE!

<3 to Tom, when i get a job i will give all teh moneh to him and live on beans (tesco value, not heinz, tom will get the saved moneh)

kthxplzdontban :(

At 6/22/05 05:33 PM, -Ikka- wrote:

<3 to Tom, when i get a job i will give all teh moneh to him and live on beans (tesco value, not heinz, tom will get the saved moneh)

kthxplzdontban :(

Tesco Beans! is One insane? Besides, one can't live on thermally treated vegatable seeds in the stock of a certain fruit (Tomatoes are a fruit before you start) One must have some liquid substanance, those that are based on hops, grapes or grain for prefrence.

Tesco Beans! is One insane? Besides, one can't live on thermally treated vegatable seeds in the stock of a certain fruit (Tomatoes are a fruit before you start) One must have some liquid substanance, those that are based on hops, grapes or grain for prefrence.

well what about watermellon lad. that's is a liquid substanste. Tomatoes are a fruit i thought they were a vegetable.

At 6/23/05 09:35 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: well what about watermellon lad.

Watermellon is an excellent idea. Not only do you get the liquid sustenance, but you also get handy ammunition, to fire at anyone annoying. (If you prectice enough, you'll enjoy this even more.)

I am too scared of watermelons, i fear ill swallow the seed and one will grow inside me :(

At 6/23/05 03:26 PM, -Ikka- wrote: I am too scared of watermelons, i fear ill swallow the seed and one will grow inside me :(

-Ikka-, can you please stop spamming, or I will have something done about it.

If there is nothing sensible you can bring to the discussion, continue to lurk until you find something sensible.

At 6/23/05 03:31 PM, Coop83 wrote: -Ikka-, can you please stop spamming, or I will have something done about it.

Dealt with.

Cheerio.

At 6/23/05 03:37 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

At 6/23/05 03:31 PM, Coop83 wrote: -Ikka-, can you please stop spamming, or I will have something done about it.

Dealt with.

Cheerio.

Thanks Ted, I didn't even have to ask. The service here is impeccable.

*Raises glass*

At 6/23/05 03:41 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/23/05 03:37 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

At 6/23/05 03:31 PM, Coop83 wrote: -Ikka-, can you please stop spamming, or I will have something done about it.

Dealt with.

Cheerio.

Thanks Ted, I didn't even have to ask. The service here is impeccable.

*Raises glass*

A pint of bitter for Mr Easton

OMG. This is sooooo stupid english people are nothing like the first post. Shaddap and stop encoraging the Yanks to take the piss out of us with there dumb assed "bloddy wanker" immitation. Seriously yanks (the stupid ones) are like 5 year olds you teach them one thing and they dont stop doing it!

At 6/23/05 06:51 PM, Ninja-Chicken wrote: OMG. This is sooooo stupid english people are nothing like the first post. Shaddap and stop encoraging the Yanks to take the piss out of us with there dumb assed "bloddy wanker" immitation. Seriously yanks (the stupid ones) are like 5 year olds you teach them one thing and they dont stop doing it!

hey quite you, or else i'll send you with my relatives in the highlands or NI. That'll teach you alot. You've never seen a pureblood Scotsman and woman discuss a day in a language you don't understand do you lad. Now that's better mates, who brought the guiness.

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Dear shit-for-brains.

You, with your miniscule intellect, have failed to grasp the very essence of this thread. This thread was started by an Englishman as a joke. Other Englishmen (who got the joke) responded and so the thread grew as a sort off haven where Brittish people could laugh, both at ourselves, and the American's view of us. We like to "talk" in fake upper-class accents and generly play up every negative Brittish sterotype going.

If you continue to post crap there will be a flaming the likes of which you have never seen, you have been warned.

Now fuck off

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At 6/23/05 07:22 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

who brought the guiness.

That would be me old chap.

At 6/23/05 07:22 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

who brought the guiness.

That would be me old chap.

and the crumpets and haggas.