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At 5/23/05 03:26 PM, GibSG wrote:
I can't find them amusing. I write really fast, and think really fast so I end up finishing the paper with like an hour to wait. So I'm just sitting there for an hour staring at a clock/singing Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.

lol, strangely enough one is exactly the same. But this year exams are shorter, for example today i only have to go in for 50 minutes. I plan on writing a little slower this year but really, in my opinion, the exams are the best time to sleep anyway, so quiet...

At 5/23/05 06:07 PM, Coop83 wrote: Then send him an email. He's very happy to answer them, I can assure you.

My e-mail is broke. Shut it.

At 5/24/05 04:04 AM, QuikFox wrote:

:Shut it.

Whats he asking you to shut? Isn't this a phrase commonly used with reference to ones mouth, yet surely you are typing using a keyboard, yes? so what on the keyboard are you to shut?

At 5/24/05 04:06 AM, March_Hare wrote: Whats he asking you to shut? Isn't this a phrase commonly used with reference to ones mouth, yet surely you are typing using a keyboard, yes? so what on the keyboard are you to shut?

Ohhh, sorry, we were looking for Pineapple. Pineapple was the correct answer. Pineapple.
Would you like to buy a vowel?

Shut it.

At 5/24/05 04:09 AM, QuikFox wrote:
Shut it.

lol, one still is not clear on what to shut, my pineapple? sorry i dont have one...

At 5/24/05 04:14 AM, March_Hare wrote: lol, one still is not clear on what to shut, my pineapple? sorry i dont have one...

Sorry, chap we were looking for carpet that time. You are now -$2,300. You will not be able to participate in final Jeopardy. Sorry chap.

oh damn, one was so looking forward to final jeopardy, oh well at least i get to keep the washing machine and dryer combo wot wot.

At 5/24/05 04:21 AM, March_Hare wrote: oh damn, one was so looking forward to final jeopardy, oh well at least i get to keep the washing machine and dryer combo wot wot.

Sorry chap but you were playing for charity. You get nothing but a harsh slap in the face from reality due to the fact that you couldn't continue on to Final Jeopardy. God bitch slapped you out of the Jeopardy hall of fame and into the nothingness that is normality. Cherry-O, Pip pip!

March Hare here with yet another tea report.

This week, after ones frightful encounter with one 'lady grey', i found myself determined to find a new and exciting form of twinnings that i could truly enjoy. I thus progressed to purchase the two following tea forms-

Twinnings breakfast tea
+
Twinnings lapsang souchong, here's how i got on...

As it would no doubt give a more original flavour i decided to begin with the lapsang souchong, a tea from soth east china. Although it had a powerful and definately off putting smell of smoke, i progressed to make a cup. In fact the tast was quite nice, like a toned down version of the pleasurable aftertaste of a puff of a cigarette (being that one no longer smokes it was quite a nostalgic flavour) though not really like smoking, it is somewhat reminiscent in flavour of that sickening old habit. However when a little milk is added a purely divine smoky taste is prouduced that both relaxes and invogorates at once. But be warned, when drinking this tea do not add more than a drop of milk.
As for the breakfast tea, while fine of taste i fear the flavour itself to be much less heavily defined than that of the tetleys or pg tips brand, it is sadly rather plain, but for a first go good job by the twinnings factory.

overall, a 8 for the LS and for the BT...a six.

At 5/23/05 06:03 PM, DAmainman wrote: Yes and no. She'll appear in the first couple of episodes, then drop out and be replaced with a new assistant.

Well aint that interesting. I wonder who th new companion will be then.

2 down god knows how mnany left to go. Did my Music exam about an hour ago and did fairly well I think. Tommorow is english lit so I have to spend the rest of the day revising that. Oh joy :-)

At 5/24/05 06:08 AM, -Manic- wrote:
2 down god knows how mnany left to go. Did my Music exam about an hour ago and did fairly well I think. Tommorow is english lit so I have to spend the rest of the day revising that. Oh joy :-)

truly, how fantastic my english exam is tomorow also, but thankfully all i have to do to revise is read a couple of books, wot wot.

At 5/24/05 06:12 AM, March_Hare wrote: truly, how fantastic my english exam is tomorow also, but thankfully all i have to do to revise is read a couple of books, wot wot.

I've got to re read Of Mice and men and go over some poems. Not much I suppose but stilla fair bit. Especially as I have to reread the bloody book.

At 5/24/05 06:40 AM, -Manic- wrote:
I've got to re read Of Mice and men and go over some poems. Not much I suppose but stilla fair bit. Especially as I have to reread the bloody book.

well if you get in any trouble just go and hide in the brush, and wait till i come for ya, because one has also got to reread that same book!

dont you think it positevly insane that the english literature exam is primarily made up of questions on american novels!?

At 5/24/05 06:55 AM, March_Hare wrote: dont you think it positevly insane that the english literature exam is primarily made up of questions on american novels!?

I don't think it's right to tar all Americans with the same brush. After all, some are or were quite talented authors (Mark Twain, for example) and have considerably more brain power than the average American of today.

At 5/24/05 08:00 AM, Coop83 wrote:
I don't think it's right to tar all Americans with the same brush. After all, some are or were quite talented authors (Mark Twain, for example) and have considerably more brain power than the average American of today.

but its an 'English' literature exam old boy!

At 5/24/05 08:04 AM, March_Hare wrote: but its an 'English' literature exam old boy!

Don't be so melodramatic. The Americans do speak a form of English, as do the Canadians, the Australians and the New Zealanders, as well as a few others which have slipped my mind. They speak better English than the Indian people who run my local fish and chip shop, becuase the only English they know is 'Do you wan't salt and Vinegar with that?'

It's a book written by an American, get over it, answer the questions and move on. It doesn't matter that much, surely.

At 5/24/05 06:12 AM, March_Hare wrote:

At 5/24/05 06:08 AM, -Manic- wrote:
2 down god knows how mnany left to go. Did my Music exam about an hour ago and did fairly well I think. Tommorow is english lit so I have to spend the rest of the day revising that. Oh joy :-)

truly, how fantastic my english exam is tomorow also, but thankfully all i have to do to revise is read a couple of books, wot wot.

One is rather looking worridly at one's French exams, which I fear will not go as I plan them to. Exam nerves, not a pleasent feeling.

At 5/24/05 02:47 PM, DuskSkull wrote: One is rather looking worridly at one's French exams, which I fear will not go as I plan them to. Exam nerves, not a pleasent feeling.

Don't worry old bean. One is in the same boat as you. I'm going t fail french so if you fail we can fail together what what!

Pass the ginger snaps please.

I don't usually read all the posts in the EGC, Quik, so you'll have to forgive my late reply.
I usually only stop by when Coop has alerted me to a problem.

Provided your club is clean and appropriate, and you follow all the rules of NG, I won't lock your cub. If it turns out to be insulting to a certain group, or it's entirely "home-dawg, SUP!", chances are it will be locked.
Otherwise, feel free to start your club.

At 5/24/05 03:19 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: or it's entirely "home-dawg, SUP!",

LOL, that would be one funny fucking club however.

At 5/24/05 03:57 PM, QuikFox wrote:

At 5/24/05 03:19 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: or it's entirely "home-dawg, SUP!",

LOL, that would be one funny fucking club however.

Yeah but it would be about 2 posts long before someone used the n-word and got a lifetime ban.

At 5/24/05 05:22 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 5/24/05 03:57 PM, QuikFox wrote:

At 5/24/05 03:19 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: or it's entirely "home-dawg, SUP!",

LOL, that would be one funny fucking club however.

Yeah but it would be about 2 posts long before someone used the n-word and got a lifetime ban.

Do you seriously get a life-time ban for using that word, seems a bit harsh, depends how its used doesn't it?

At 5/24/05 05:23 PM, -Ikka- wrote: Do you seriously get a life-time ban for using that word, seems a bit harsh, depends how its used doesn't it?

As far as I'm aware, any user using the n-word, weather intended as rracial abuse or not, shall have their account terminated. Newgrounds is not, has not been or will ever be affiliated with that word.

Well I'm British and I am fed up with all those bloody Chavs! Be off with those scally-wags!

They don't have their account terminated unless we check their posts and every one they've ever made is "N*****!".
Otherwise, they receive a ban, like any other infraction of the rules. NG can disassociate itself from racism without being totalitarian.

At 5/24/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: They don't have their account terminated unless we check their posts and every one they've ever made is "N*****!".
Otherwise, they receive a ban, like any other infraction of the rules. NG can disassociate itself from racism without being totalitarian.

Thanks for clearing that up, Ted.

Onto other news. I'm playing cricket tonight, though I've never played at this ground before, so it's a completely new experience.

At 5/24/05 02:51 PM, -Manic- wrote:

At 5/24/05 02:47 PM, DuskSkull wrote: One is rather looking worridly at one's French exams, which I fear will not go as I plan them to. Exam nerves, not a pleasent feeling.

Don't worry old bean. One is in the same boat as you. I'm going t fail french so if you fail we can fail together what what!

Pass the ginger snaps please.

One does hope that the boat doesn't capsize like the mighty Mayflower, comrdary will see us through. Hopefully.

Gladly old bean. *passes Ginger snaps* Tea?

At 5/26/05 02:07 PM, DuskSkull wrote: One does hope that the boat doesn't capsize like the mighty Mayflower, comrdary will see us through. Hopefully.

Indeed, Comradry will see us through these dark times.

Gladly old bean. *passes Ginger snaps* Tea?

Oh well i shouldn't but....oh what the hell. What's life without living on the wild side? two sugars please.

At 5/26/05 02:24 PM, -Manic- wrote: Oh well i shouldn't but....oh what the hell. What's life without living on the wild side? two sugars please.

Quite so. One played in the cricket yesterday. It was a bitter fought local derby. Cookley (My team and my Dad's home village) travelled to the neighbouring village of Wolverley (My Mum's home village.) Naturally, we won, trouncing them and their score of 80-7 off their 12 overs (8 balls each over)

We reached our target, with 5 balls to spare and 4 wickets in hand (one of which was my own!) I shall next be playing on Sunday, against DGSA (I have no idea what this stands for.) We call them the Patel XI, because it seems all their surnames are Patel. This is at home and I intend to contribute in my own ways once more.

At 5/26/05 02:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Quite so. One played in the cricket yesterday. It was a bitter fought local derby. Cookley (My team and my Dad's home village) travelled to the neighbouring village of Wolverley (My Mum's home village.) Naturally, we won, trouncing them and their score of 80-7 off their 12 overs (8 balls each over)

Well done old bean! you gave them what for even if I do say so myself. Have you been watching the cricket in channel 4 at all? Any clues as to what the score is?