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Hello there ol fella's, I have to go to a royal ball of the prince this evening with Mylady so I'l keep It brief*sips his tea*, How does someone join your club, I'm looking forward for playing cricket, birdwatching and drinking tea allday.....

Greetings chaps, wot wot, one hopes one hasn't missed to much in ones several week absence, oh well, tally ho.

Any one heard of this new form of twinnings their on about?

Ah, the ball was absolutely marvelous, t's a shame you weren't there, a few taffers taffing the place but they were "removed" by the guards. oh and the tea was splendid(blueberry tea).......

At 4/30/05 05:58 AM, Dragonias wrote: Hello there ol fella's, I have to go to a royal ball of the prince this evening with Mylady so I'l keep It brief*sips his tea*, How does someone join your club, I'm looking forward for playing cricket, birdwatching and drinking tea allday.....

One asks me. Of course you can join, we all enjoy talking about the finer things of English life. By the by, one's croquet lawn is recieving the final touches in time for the new season to begin some time next week. Any of you chaps fancy a game?

At 4/30/05 09:17 AM, March_Hare wrote: Greetings chaps, wot wot, one hopes one hasn't missed to much in ones several week absence, oh well, tally ho.

Well nothing much, old boy. One joined the local village cricket team and todays game was abandoned due to a waterlogged pitch caused by some amazing thunderstorms at about 0200 this very morning.

One was most disapointed.

Any one heard of this new form of twinnings their on about?

Yes, one has heard about the new Twinings, for drinking all the time. However, one shall be sticking to one's PG Tips, as one finds it a marvellous brew.

Greetings chaps.

It's been a while, anything interesting going on any body changed their names Etc?

Who are you all going to vote for? (answers on the back of an envelope please)

At 5/4/05 06:51 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Who are you all going to vote for? (answers on the back of an envelope please)

Postcard too expensive, old boy?

One has voted, allowing me to whinge and whine about the government for the next 4-5 years. After all, I've made my choice, let's see if everyone else agrees, shall we?

At 5/5/05 03:19 PM, Coop83 wrote: One has voted, allowing me to whinge and whine about the government for the next 4-5 years. After all, I've made my choice, let's see if everyone else agrees, shall we?

Bah Labour will win I fear sadly but even though one is not allowed to vote one shall still bitch and moan as it is ones right to do so! Down with labur and Tories up the lib dems (for Govt) and Monster raving looney party for the opposition!

At 4/30/05 09:17 AM, March_Hare wrote: Any one heard of this new form of twinnings their on about?

Indeed one found some in ones music classroom. most bizarre then my teacher confiscated it. i think the blighter pilfered it and drank it sneakily at break. Now Ishall never know if it is good or not. Damn it! What would stephen Fry think if he kenw Iw a sunable to try the drink he was endorsing :-(

At 5/5/05 03:29 PM, -Manic- wrote: Bah Labour will win I fear sadly but even though one is not allowed to vote one shall still bitch and moan as it is ones right to do so! Down with labur and Tories up the lib dems (for Govt) and Monster raving looney party for the opposition!

I think it's good that we have a Labour Government, albeit with a reduced majority. The only other option would be for a Tory government, and looking at how much they buggered up the country's infastructure over their last tenure, we can't really go back to that.

This new Government will be hard pushed to abuse the power like it did during the last 8 years. The majority is hardly anything (66 was the BBC's latest prediction) and this is easier to overcome, with only a few rebel Labour MPs to swing the vote.

Of course, the main problem is that the options during votes about new legislation are Labour's proposal, or Tory's amendment, which is usually shite.

At 5/6/05 05:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: I think it's good that we have a Labour Government, albeit with a reduced majority. The only other option would be for a Tory government, and looking at how much they buggered up the country's infastructure over their last tenure, we can't really go back to that.

I suppose but one was hoping that a hung parliament might happen. Sadly it hasn't happened and probably never will.

This new Government will be hard pushed to abuse the power like it did during the last 8 years. The majority is hardly anything (66 was the BBC's latest prediction) and this is easier to overcome, with only a few rebel Labour MPs to swing the vote.

Some good has come of it then. Isn't 66 the majority the exit poll predicted though?

There is only one concern I ahve about this election the BNP did well in a number of seats and sadly they did fairly well in the constituency I live in. there shar of the vote went up by about 9% I believe and that's a result that seems to have been happening all over the UK where the BNP is concerned. What's even mroe concerning is that Nick whats his face the leader of the BNP got over 4000 votes in his consituency I fear that the BNP could get thier first ever MP in the next election if they can duplicate this success again.

Oh and Yay for the lib dems. Last I heard they had gained 11 seats.

At 5/6/05 11:13 AM, -Manic- wrote: I suppose but one was hoping that a hung parliament might happen. Sadly it hasn't happened and probably never will.

I'm not overstruck on hung parliments. They don't tend to work, because of in-fighting during the coalition. They just don't work. (Look back to the last Hung parliment was Harold Wilson's government in the 1970s and look what happened then. They messed up the country and then let in Thatcher.)

Some good has come of it then. Isn't 66 the majority the exit poll predicted though?

No, the exit polls predicted that a range of results would happen, from a Tory win, to a Labour landslide.

I'm glad that we have reigned Tony Blair in. We have given him another chance to continue with his (largely) good work, but also told him not to get carried away. Plus, he's declared he will not go to the next election as PM. Great news.

There is only one concern I ahve about this election the BNP did well in a number of seats and sadly they did fairly well in the constituency I live in. there shar of the vote went up by about 9% I believe and that's a result that seems to have been happening all over the UK where the BNP is concerned. What's even mroe concerning is that Nick whats his face the leader of the BNP got over 4000 votes in his consituency I fear that the BNP could get thier first ever MP in the next election if they can duplicate this success again.

I heard about that, but if you will not use the trades descriptions act, to force them to change their name to the British Nazi Party, then you are going to get idiots voting for them.

Oh and Yay for the lib dems. Last I heard they had gained 11 seats.

That is good news. Charles Kennedy is talking about 3 party politcs, this time around. I don't think they have got there yet, but they are making progress.

I've got the second match of the cricket season today. Hopefully, we'll play better than we did last time and maybe I'll even get some photos done to post here and there.

Game over:

Cookley (my team) 166-2 (36 overs) I didn't bat and had a nice time, sitting in the score box, waiting for the rain to die down and the sun to come out.

Moat Farm 104 all out (28.2 overs) We bowled an fielded really well today, with a few key stops from me being the real bright point of my day and some great all-round performances from the rest of the team summed up a really well fought win.

Our first of the season, may there be many more like it.

At 5/6/05 03:57 PM, Coop83 wrote: I'm not overstruck on hung parliments. They don't tend to work, because of in-fighting during the coalition. They just don't work. (Look back to the last Hung parliment was Harold Wilson's government in the 1970s and look what happened then. They messed up the country and then let in Thatcher.)

Wasn't aware of that actually. And if it resulted in Thatcher getting into power then it must have been bad.

I'm glad that we have reigned Tony Blair in. We have given him another chance to continue with his (largely) good work, but also told him not to get carried away. Plus, he's declared he will not go to the next election as PM. Great news.

MAkes toom for Mr Brown then. I can't think of anyone else who is going to challenge him for leadership can you?

I heard about that, but if you will not use the trades descriptions act, to force them to change their name to the British Nazi Party, then you are going to get idiots voting for them.

Indeed though i must admit it was rather funny listening to gthe elction broadcast on raido four at 3 am and hearing the results for somewhere and hearing the BNP getting under a hunfred votes and then about 5 people cheering loudly then shutting up rather quickly :-)

That is good news. Charles Kennedy is talking about 3 party politcs, this time around. I don't think they have got there yet, but they are making progress.

They aren't there quite yet but if they can continue at this rate they might be able to pull off soemthign within the next few electiosn sadly I don't thinK Charles Kennedy will ever get to be PM but he will probably go down as being the man who bought the Lib dems up to the main level.

At 5/8/05 03:07 PM, Coop83 wrote: Our first of the season, may there be many more like it.

Capital old bean. Hopw the frets of the season fares well for you.

At 5/8/05 03:27 PM, -Manic- wrote: Wasn't aware of that actually. And if it resulted in Thatcher getting into power then it must have been bad.

I remember bits of the Thatcher Regime. it wasn't pleasant, and I want to believe those days are behind us.

MAkes toom for Mr Brown then. I can't think of anyone else who is going to challenge him for leadership can you?

Blunkett, Clarke, Robin Cook, Peter Mandelson. The list goes on. (Brown ought to win though)

Indeed though i must admit it was rather funny listening to gthe elction broadcast on raido four at 3 am and hearing the results for somewhere and hearing the BNP getting under a hunfred votes and then about 5 people cheering loudly then shutting up rather quickly :-)

Almost as good as a solo hand clap.

They aren't there quite yet but if they can continue at this rate they might be able to pull off soemthign within the next few electiosn sadly I don't thinK Charles Kennedy will ever get to be PM but he will probably go down as being the man who bought the Lib dems up to the main level.

I'd rather they were taking seats off the Tories than off Labour. Then they would be able to get into second place.

At 5/8/05 03:07 PM, Coop83 wrote: Our first of the season, may there be many more like it.

Capital old bean. Hope the rest of the season fares well for you.

So do I, though I wish I'd had a bat.

At last the general election is over. One can now leaves ones house without being attacked by tories asking for ones vote.
Now all we need is for Blair to get up and leave so Brown can take over, then maybe we will stop getting dragged into wars by that fool Bush.
Anyway everyone knows that the only point to voting is so that you can complain about whats going on later.

At 5/9/05 04:17 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: Anyway everyone knows that the only point to voting is so that you can complain about whats going on later.

How very true. Pass the brandy, old boy

All spam posts have been deleted. I want to thank Coop83, Manic, and the others for ignoring all of it, as is appropriate.

QF, I know you didn't like the old one. That doesn't give you the right to be a meddling twat in this one. Your petty flame baiting doesn't seem to be working. So when you get back, don't bother posting in here again. Be a cockgobbler on RG.

Lethal, same goes for you. Posting in here just makes you look like a QF toady. Sorry, I call it as I see 'em.

Glad to see things are cleaned up, though Maus beat me to it (damn her lightning-fast finger).
Keep up the top-quality posting and let us know if any more trouble arises.

Sorry to go off track for a moment chaps but one has a question to ask. Does anyone here think Charlotte Church is good looking or want to hear about her life?
One has grown tired of seeing that pug ugly bitch in ones paper, if the Tea party ever goes up for the vote one wants to remove from the public eye when we get in.

Jeeves get Miss Maus and Mr Easton a drink theres a good chap.

At 5/10/05 05:06 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: Sorry to go off track for a moment chaps but one has a question to ask. Does anyone here think Charlotte Church is good looking or want to hear about her life?

One didn't even know she was a girl. She looks so repuslive, that she may even be classed as sub-human (what with the sheep genes in her)

One has grown tired of seeing that pug ugly bitch in ones paper, if the Tea party ever goes up for the vote one wants to remove from the public eye when we get in.

That's a bit extreme, old boy. Just don't look at her. Do a google search for Rachel Stevens or Kelly Brook, to calm yourself down, there's a good chap.

Jeeves get Miss Maus and Mr Easton a drink theres a good chap.

Indeed. Perhaps a scone each as well.

At 5/10/05 05:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: One didn't even know she was a girl. She looks so repuslive, that she may even be classed as sub-human (what with the sheep genes in her)

One must agree with you. She is ratehr repulsive looking andone couldn't care less about her life.

Indeed. Perhaps a scone each as well.

only a scone? Coop old bean you are forgetting your manners. They are our guests and deserve special treatment. Simmons! Break out the hobnobs and the jammy dodgers and if that wretched game keeper of mine hasn't pilfered them all bring some Jaffa Cakes as well!

What In the name of "John Dickenson" are you all talking about fella's, anyway I'm completely ready for the cricket festivities *sips his tea*, It's jolly good tea....

At 5/10/05 02:20 PM, -Manic- wrote:

Indeed. Perhaps a scone each as well.

only a scone? Coop old bean you are forgetting your manners. They are our guests and deserve special treatment. Simmons! Break out the hobnobs and the jammy dodgers and if that wretched game keeper of mine hasn't pilfered them all bring some Jaffa Cakes as well!

Good call, old bean.

We should give them medals or something, as well.

At 5/10/05 04:27 PM, Coop83 wrote: Good call, old bean.

One has these brain waves from time to time.

We should give them medals or something, as well.

Indeed we should. I will quite happily bestow on them the order of thebuttered scone which is given only to those who show bravery in the face danger against insurmountable odds and are later for elevenses. Ones great great great great great great great grandfather was the 73rd duke of Dudley and as one is his direct descendant i have a box full of the damned medals and nothing to do with them.

At 5/10/05 04:36 PM, -Manic- wrote: I will quite happily bestow on them the order of thebuttered scone which is given only to those who show bravery in the face danger against insurmountable odds and are later for elevenses. Ones great great great great great great great grandfather was the 73rd duke of Dudley and as one is his direct descendant i have a box full of the damned medals and nothing to do with them.

One thinks we should create A Very English medal in memory of this topics forefather and the Newgrounds user who uphold its honourable past.
One has to say the order of the buttered scone sounds like something the staff at a tea shop or butler would have to deal. After all a scone is for eating not wearing.

At 5/11/05 05:33 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: One thinks we should create A Very English medal in memory of this topics forefather and the Newgrounds user who uphold its honourable past.

Very well, in honour of the first annual VE celebrations, Coop83 shall bestow the Very English medal upon Joxa.

Bravo, Joxa.

Jolly oh fellows,
Did any one of you lads ever had a bloody good cup o' tea? It sure was bloody good, And that crumpet, mmm what a crumpet i say.
Jolly 'O good day to you lads.

At 5/11/05 05:33 AM, -StormWolf- wrote: One has to say the order of the buttered scone sounds like something the staff at a tea shop or butler would have to deal. After all a scone is for eating not wearing.

Its named afetr a scone because the medal is shaped like scone and ones ancestor was very into cooking he made a fresh batch of socnes every day with his bare hands. One must say though the thought of manual labour like that is ratehr scary. why he didn't just get the cook to do it one will never know.

One would like to warn the less experienced tea drinkers here of the horror of the tea form, Lady grey.
Never drink this tea! it tasted like bath salts.

At 5/11/05 03:23 PM, March_Hare wrote: One would like to warn the less experienced tea drinkers here of the horror of the tea form, Lady grey.
Never drink this tea! it tasted like bath salts.

Duely noted old boy. I must say though Iv'e never heard of lady grey tea before. A nic cup of Tetley suit sme just fine so i tend not to try other varieties much unless thye ar eon special offer that is.